Brush that blunt off your shoulder
Mon, 09/11/2009 - 18:38 by Harry Bow

When Hova played in London last week, everyone grumbled about how crap the sound was and asked for their money back. To be honest, they should've just been grateful that they didn't have to stare at the back of James Blunt's head.

All the big stars - and James Blunt - were out for Jay-Z's LA gig last night. In fact, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, who appeared to have been shopping for lips at the same store as Lindsay Lohan, chose to make it their first public appearance together since those split rumours (bad luck, ladies).

Talking of growing anatomy, Nicole Richie was looking really rather swell. The new-mum was spotted leaving with Sam Ronson, who wasn't the only person to have been within sniffing distance of LiLo's nether region at the gig (not that that's ever been an uncommon occurrence)... Rhyming slang personified, James Blunt (who allegedly hooked up with the actress in 2007), was there with a 'mystery blonde'. As much as we shudder at the thought of him 'getting down to the hip-hop beats' whilst wearing his boot-cuts, we just hope this doesn't spell a new musical direction.

  • Justin Tiberlake is the most instantly forgettable, uncharismatic twitchy little fuck since Harry Redknapp

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 11:23
  • A veritable cunty list of cunts

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 22:39
  • SamRo looks like she fucking stinks.

    BonnyWill Mon, 09/11/2009 - 19:52
  • SamRo looks like she fucking stinks.

    BonnyWill Mon, 09/11/2009 - 19:52
  • A veritable cunty list of cunts

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 22:39
  • Justin Tiberlake is the most instantly forgettable, uncharismatic twitchy little fuck since Harry Redknapp

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 11:23

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