Amazing
Tue, 10/11/2009 - 09:49 by Mr. HM

Calling all wannabee starlets! Want to know how to rise above the sea of mediocrity in the pop world? Well grab a pen, a piece of paper and sit yourself down for part one of the X Factor's Kandy Rain Masterclass.

In this, the first in a two part series, our delightful songstresses show up and coming singers how to keep in shape despite a gruelling schedule and the constant pressures of fame.

You will see, even in these desperately private moments, the sixth-sensed eagle eyed paparazzi are never far behind.

Unfortunately this is just the price Kandy Rain have paid and should be a stark warning to you all. Once people have fallen in love with your voice and heart, they want your soul.

  • Seriously, who's chucking money at these walking vaginas?? Were it not for X Factor they'd all be plying their services via the small ads...

    walsingham Fri, 13/11/2009 - 18:00
  • Who the fuck is paying these cunts? They'll have all had more arab cock than a field full of fillies at Newmarket

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:00
  • Who?

    stustustudio Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:53
  • I love the way they have thrown caution to the wind by exercising with full make up on their faces and their hair all styled and flowing free.They truly are experts and pioneers in this exercise marlarky.

    sandyman Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:04
  • Have them scrubbed and sent to my tent...

    slug Tue, 10/11/2009 - 13:05
  • it just looks like they're between shifts and are trying to air out their vaginas

    bunglist Tue, 10/11/2009 - 12:56
  • Being patronised by celebrities is bad enough. I don't need non-famous ex-strippers telling me how to exercise.

    mynicehat Tue, 10/11/2009 - 12:32
  • If she bends over like that again I'll be forced to show her my Milky Rain

    yogithebear Tue, 10/11/2009 - 11:57
  • Remember kids: you can't flex fat

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 10:21
  • who? ooooooh. them.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 09:59
  • who? ooooooh. them.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 10/11/2009 - 09:59
  • Remember kids: you can't flex fat

    jiggerycock Tue, 10/11/2009 - 10:21
  • If she bends over like that again I'll be forced to show her my Milky Rain

    yogithebear Tue, 10/11/2009 - 11:57
  • Being patronised by celebrities is bad enough. I don't need non-famous ex-strippers telling me how to exercise.

    mynicehat Tue, 10/11/2009 - 12:32
  • it just looks like they're between shifts and are trying to air out their vaginas

    bunglist Tue, 10/11/2009 - 12:56
  • Have them scrubbed and sent to my tent...

    slug Tue, 10/11/2009 - 13:05
  • I love the way they have thrown caution to the wind by exercising with full make up on their faces and their hair all styled and flowing free.They truly are experts and pioneers in this exercise marlarky.

    sandyman Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:04
  • Who?

    stustustudio Tue, 10/11/2009 - 14:53
  • Who the fuck is paying these cunts? They'll have all had more arab cock than a field full of fillies at Newmarket

    Blartmonster Tue, 10/11/2009 - 20:00
  • Seriously, who's chucking money at these walking vaginas?? Were it not for X Factor they'd all be plying their services via the small ads...

    walsingham Fri, 13/11/2009 - 18:00