Alien 4
Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:00 by Mr. HM
Kanye West and Amber Rose continued their world tour of doing nothing today in New York by wandering around looking like the US equivalent of Jamie Cullum and Sophie Dahl.

If you've ever wondered what it must be like to live the life of Kanye West then wonder know more...

Day one: Barcelona on the beach sipping champagne with the alien girlfriend getting her Ya Yas out
Day two: Miami on the beach sipping champagne with the alien girlfriend wearing anus floss.
Day three: New York on the streets just hangin out.

This woman is going places...

  • What or who the fuck is 'Yeezy'??

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:14
  • cylon

    Mr. HM Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:50
  • What race is Amber? She is such a mad colour I cannot work out if she is black with a dodgy tan, which just seems insane or white with a dodgy tan. Please inform me.

    minimachine Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:46
  • Because she is robot from the year 2134 and he is Kanye West

    Mr. HM Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:11
  • His face looks like someone's gone mad with Photoshop's Liquify filter on it.

    Boffer Thu, 20/08/2009 - 22:27
  • It's probably because she makes no secret of the fact she 'drinks out of both taps' and rumours abound he is 'good with colours'.

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 18:20
  • Honestly I don't get how they are an 'odd' couple...

    carlybunny Thu, 20/08/2009 - 17:18
  • She's a funny shape isn't she? Cheeky face. She looks a total pain in the arse though. How did the flip flops become Ho Heels? Spot Stacy Slater in pic 9?

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 16:36
  • The NEW King of Pop. Honest....

    Definitely number 3 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching"

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:47
  • He's a horrid looking man, isn't he?

    Bitch Magnet Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:28
  • has Kanye got a clit on his top lip?

    Barry Jorge Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:02
  • has Kanye got a clit on his top lip?

    Barry Jorge Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:02
  • He's a horrid looking man, isn't he?

    Bitch Magnet Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:28
  • The NEW King of Pop. Honest....

    Definitely number 3 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching"

    Blartmonster Thu, 20/08/2009 - 15:47
  • She's a funny shape isn't she? Cheeky face. She looks a total pain in the arse though. How did the flip flops become Ho Heels? Spot Stacy Slater in pic 9?

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 16:36
  • Honestly I don't get how they are an 'odd' couple...

    carlybunny Thu, 20/08/2009 - 17:18
  • It's probably because she makes no secret of the fact she 'drinks out of both taps' and rumours abound he is 'good with colours'.

    kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 18:20
  • His face looks like someone's gone mad with Photoshop's Liquify filter on it.

    Boffer Thu, 20/08/2009 - 22:27
  • Because she is robot from the year 2134 and he is Kanye West

    Mr. HM Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:11
  • What race is Amber? She is such a mad colour I cannot work out if she is black with a dodgy tan, which just seems insane or white with a dodgy tan. Please inform me.

    minimachine Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:46
  • cylon

    Mr. HM Fri, 21/08/2009 - 09:50
  • What or who the fuck is 'Yeezy'??

    Blartmonster Fri, 21/08/2009 - 16:14

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