If you've ever wondered what it must be like to live the life of Kanye West then wonder know more...
Day one: Barcelona on the beach sipping champagne with the alien girlfriend getting her Ya Yas out
Day two: Miami on the beach sipping champagne with the alien girlfriend wearing anus floss.
Day three: New York on the streets just hangin out.
This woman is going places...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Kanye West launches a new blog with Amber Rose & lower-case letters - and other stories
US Celebrities record their own song for Haiti, will be worthy but horrid.
Amber Rose & Kanye West take in Chanel's Haute Couture Fashion Week show - and other sto
Kanye West rants on his blog, ego still bigger than the earth
Kanye West and Amber Rose wear shades, in the cinema, at night
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (11)
has Kanye got a clit on his top lip?
He's a horrid looking man, isn't he?
The NEW King of Pop. Honest....
Definitely number 3 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching"
She's a funny shape isn't she? Cheeky face. She looks a total pain in the arse though. How did the flip flops become Ho Heels? Spot Stacy Slater in pic 9?
Honestly I don't get how they are an 'odd' couple...
Because she is robot from the year 2134 and he is Kanye West
It's probably because she makes no secret of the fact she 'drinks out of both taps' and rumours abound he is 'good with colours'.
His face looks like someone's gone mad with Photoshop's Liquify filter on it.
What race is Amber? She is such a mad colour I cannot work out if she is black with a dodgy tan, which just seems insane or white with a dodgy tan. Please inform me.
cylon