Kanye believe this twat?
Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:35 by HM writer
Kanye West has surpassed himself in the realms of utter delusion and declared himself the next King of Pop, despite the fact that he can't hold a note and Michael Jackson has only been dead for a month...

Kanye (pictures with his ex Amber Rose who reportedly dumped him for some reason), whose neck is barely able to maintain the weight of his gigantic head, explained:

You know everyone loves and respects Michael [Jackson], but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone, but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to Take That on.

How gracious of him...

He added:

There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect, so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule.

I have nothing but respect for Michael, but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.

But both musical legends died so young...

Edit: We have now been informed that Kanye West didn't actually say this and the quote had featured on scrapetv which is obviously a spoof website. Still, wouldn't put it past him...

  • maybe that has something to do with the car crash that smashed his jaw up about 10 yrs ago....

    someone Fri, 31/07/2009 - 15:23
  • Yes - has Holy Moly's subscription to Popbitch expired?
    Anyway the original king is of course Jonathan King, another kiddie diddler - www.kingofhits.com

    enile Fri, 31/07/2009 - 08:21
  • I loathe the meglomanic myself but:

    Kanye West declaring himself the new King Of
    Pop was all over the internet and newspapers
    yesterday. Except he didn't. It was on a
    spoof news site. (Scrape Tv says it operates
    out of Camembert, Canada and that "all content
    herein should be considered rumour or truth
    based solely on your perspective".)
    http://scrapetv.com/

    Courtesy of Popbitch...

    uzi Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:59
  • let's see that cunt sell out 50+ shows at the O2... mind you, would his fucking head get in there?

    albert Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:53
  • he really doesn´t photograph well does he?

    mike hunt Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:28
  • nice elasticated plimsolls in pics 5 and 6.

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 30/07/2009 - 14:35
  • A man whose fucking ego is inversely proportional to his ability. Mega mega cunt. I hear MJ's doc is short of clients right now...

    Blartmonster Thu, 30/07/2009 - 14:34
  • That's it Kunye, don't let a lack of talent hold you back...

    themonkey Thu, 30/07/2009 - 14:24
  • She probably dumped him because he kept calling out his own name while fucking her. He truly is a dipshit.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:41
  • CUNT

    chriswah Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:31
  • Is there something wrong with his mouth? He never seems to actually close it, reminds me of Pete Sampras, vile beings mouth breathers.

    callie-14 Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:05
  • Cock of Pop possibly.....

    dogpas Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:51
  • Cock of Pop possibly.....

    dogpas Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:51
  • Is there something wrong with his mouth? He never seems to actually close it, reminds me of Pete Sampras, vile beings mouth breathers.

    callie-14 Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:05
  • CUNT

    chriswah Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:31
  • She probably dumped him because he kept calling out his own name while fucking her. He truly is a dipshit.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:41
  • That's it Kunye, don't let a lack of talent hold you back...

    themonkey Thu, 30/07/2009 - 14:24
  • A man whose fucking ego is inversely proportional to his ability. Mega mega cunt. I hear MJ's doc is short of clients right now...

    Blartmonster Thu, 30/07/2009 - 14:34
  • nice elasticated plimsolls in pics 5 and 6.

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 30/07/2009 - 14:35
  • he really doesn´t photograph well does he?

    mike hunt Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:28
  • let's see that cunt sell out 50+ shows at the O2... mind you, would his fucking head get in there?

    albert Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:53
  • I loathe the meglomanic myself but:

    Kanye West declaring himself the new King Of
    Pop was all over the internet and newspapers
    yesterday. Except he didn't. It was on a
    spoof news site. (Scrape Tv says it operates
    out of Camembert, Canada and that "all content
    herein should be considered rumour or truth
    based solely on your perspective".)
    http://scrapetv.com/

    Courtesy of Popbitch...

    uzi Thu, 30/07/2009 - 16:59
  • Yes - has Holy Moly's subscription to Popbitch expired?
    Anyway the original king is of course Jonathan King, another kiddie diddler - www.kingofhits.com

    enile Fri, 31/07/2009 - 08:21
  • maybe that has something to do with the car crash that smashed his jaw up about 10 yrs ago....

    someone Fri, 31/07/2009 - 15:23

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