Kanye West outside the Serpentine Gallery
The quote is not my one
Sat, 01/08/2009 - 10:12 by Drake ScorpioWriting on his blog in his trademark CAPS LOCK, Kanye announced:
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO WENDY WILLIAMS AND HEARD SOME QUOTE ABOUT ME SAYING I'M THE NEW KING OF POP. NOT ONLY DID I NOT SAY THAT, I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD THAT OBVIOUSLY I MADE PEOPLE FEEL THAT I WOULD BE CORNY ENOUGH TO SAY SOMETHING SO WHACK AFTER THE PASSING OF AN IDOL, A LEGEND AND MORE THAN THAT A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS AND FAMILY. IT SCARES ME TO THINK WHAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE, WITHOUT EVEN A SOURCE. ANY RANDOM PERSON CAN TYPE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET AND THEN THE WORLD BELIEVES IT. I DON'T TALK TO PRESS OR DO TV OR DO PROMOTIONS OF ANY SORT. I'VE STOPPED CHASING AND BUYING INTO FAME. FAME IS LIKE CIGARETTES WITH NO SURGEON GENERAL WARNING. IT DESTROYS MOST PEOPLE AS IT DID TO THE TRUE AND ONLY KING OF POP. WE EXPLOIT OURSELVES AND EAT OUR OWN EGOS 'TILL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS WON'T BE THE LAST FALSE STATEMENT WITH MY NAME ON IT, BUT THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I DEFEND MYSELF. I'M DONE.
Which is all very reasonable, if he hadn't said some of the things that he had over the last few years. The only reason the story caught on was because it was entirely plausible to the majority of humanity for him to have said something like that.
But you shouldn't worry about eating up your whole ego just yet, Kanye, when God gave you yours he made sure to SUPER SIZE it.
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Exactly. Whenever I read a story about Kanye West I always think of the gay fish episode of South Park, because that too, is completely plausible.
I didn't seek confirmation of this.
Yup. A big, saggy, dry one.
He really is still a cunt, isn't he?
He really is still a cunt, isn't he?
Yup. A big, saggy, dry one.
I didn't seek confirmation of this.
Exactly. Whenever I read a story about Kanye West I always think of the gay fish episode of South Park, because that too, is completely plausible.