The quote is not my one
Sat, 01/08/2009 - 11:12 by Drake Scorpio
Kanye West has come forward to deny the amazingly Kanye quote from the other day about him being the new King of Pop now that MJ is gone. Of course, it turns out that it was too amazingly Kanye to be true and was just made up by some spoof website whose name we've forgotten already.

Writing on his blog in his trademark CAPS LOCK, Kanye announced:

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO WENDY WILLIAMS AND HEARD SOME QUOTE ABOUT ME SAYING I'M THE NEW KING OF POP. NOT ONLY DID I NOT SAY THAT, I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD THAT OBVIOUSLY I MADE PEOPLE FEEL THAT I WOULD BE CORNY ENOUGH TO SAY SOMETHING SO WHACK AFTER THE PASSING OF AN IDOL, A LEGEND AND MORE THAN THAT A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS AND FAMILY. IT SCARES ME TO THINK WHAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE, WITHOUT EVEN A SOURCE. ANY RANDOM PERSON CAN TYPE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET AND THEN THE WORLD BELIEVES IT. I DON'T TALK TO PRESS OR DO TV OR DO PROMOTIONS OF ANY SORT. I'VE STOPPED CHASING AND BUYING INTO FAME. FAME IS LIKE CIGARETTES WITH NO SURGEON GENERAL WARNING. IT DESTROYS MOST PEOPLE AS IT DID TO THE TRUE AND ONLY KING OF POP. WE EXPLOIT OURSELVES AND EAT OUR OWN EGOS 'TILL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS WON'T BE THE LAST FALSE STATEMENT WITH MY NAME ON IT, BUT THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I DEFEND MYSELF. I'M DONE.

Which is all very reasonable, if he hadn't said some of the things that he had over the last few years. The only reason the story caught on was because it was entirely plausible to the majority of humanity for him to have said something like that.

But you shouldn't worry about eating up your whole ego just yet, Kanye, when God gave you yours he made sure to SUPER SIZE it.

  • Exactly. Whenever I read a story about Kanye West I always think of the gay fish episode of South Park, because that too, is completely plausible.

    mynicehat Mon, 03/08/2009 - 12:36
  • I didn't seek confirmation of this.

    kwebb Sun, 02/08/2009 - 23:42
  • Yup. A big, saggy, dry one.

    sickofcelebs Sat, 01/08/2009 - 15:56
  • He really is still a cunt, isn't he?

    Blartmonster Sat, 01/08/2009 - 13:17
  • He really is still a cunt, isn't he?

    Blartmonster Sat, 01/08/2009 - 13:17
  • Yup. A big, saggy, dry one.

    sickofcelebs Sat, 01/08/2009 - 15:56
  • I didn't seek confirmation of this.

    kwebb Sun, 02/08/2009 - 23:42
  • Exactly. Whenever I read a story about Kanye West I always think of the gay fish episode of South Park, because that too, is completely plausible.

    mynicehat Mon, 03/08/2009 - 12:36

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