Kanye fuck off now please mate?
Mon, 14/09/2009 - 10:22 by Mr. HM

 As you will no doubt have heard, Kanye West commited the celebrity equivalent of burning babies on a bonfire at last night's VMAs when he stormed the stage and interuppted Taylor Swift's accetance speech to tell the world Beyonce should have won. I'd say this is what cocaine does to people if i had better lawyers or thought for one second Kanye took drugs.

How fucking self-obsessed do you have to be to think that you can just walk on stage uninvited and butt in on some 17 year old girl's career highlight?

Five things happened that made this clip one of the best pieces of video ever made:

1) Taylor Swift didn't cry, but looked heartbroken. WORLD 1 KANYE 0

2) Beyonce looked utterly mortified. WORLD 2 KANYE 0

3) The crowd booed the shit out of him. WORLD 1,000,000 KANYE 0

4) MTV threw him out after he came on stage. WORLD 4 KANYE 0

5) This was on Twitter: @colleennika a friend at Paper reports he was seen screaming from a car shortly after. Amber Rose was stonefaced & silent. wtf. WORLD 1,000,000 KANYE -INFINTY


 

Following that, Beyonce showed how she's going to win the Nobel Prize for being nice:

 

As the pictures show, the only thing interesting about Kanye West is his Alien Sex Doll girlfriend.

  • shit, I missed the video and now they've removed it. Where else can you see it?

    whatthe. Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:44
  • Kanye's 3rd apology on Jay Leno.... Was that really an apology??? Kanye did seem a bit remorseful. Were those tears real??? Read the text of interview here:

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/b-yonest-newz-kanye-west-offers-his-3rd-kind-of-apology-to-taylor-swift-on-the-jay-leno-show/

    letzbyonest Tue, 15/09/2009 - 12:12
  • As if further proof were needed this has got to be the last straw regarding his moster ego. What an utter utter cunt of a human being.
    I have never before felt so sorry for somebody I dont know. Poor Taylor, after his rant she just stands there not knowing what to do. Beyonce was mortified, there has got to be only one outcome to this and that is a complete boycott of all his music ( term used v.lightly).
    Maybe he will love to meet up with Taylors daddy who will be more than happy to force his vocoder ( borrowed from Cher) and Autotune machine up his chocolate starfish- CUNT

    the flange Mon, 14/09/2009 - 18:46
  • so Bruno clashes with Eminem in moment of dual brand enhancement at MTV movie awards... and this?

    zzzzzzz

    *slow claps HM*

    (and anyway why was she unable to gently quip 'mate, come near this award and my fam/my security'll rip your fucking throat out' anyway? clueless really)

    dames Mon, 14/09/2009 - 18:43
  • The world needs another Mark Chapman to sort this cunt out once and for all

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/09/2009 - 18:27
  • And who's the fat gippo outside on his bed in pic 11?

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 14/09/2009 - 14:40
  • pic 10 is cellulite city...ick

    grange Mon, 14/09/2009 - 14:38
  • Kanye please fuck off and die ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:37
  • And he appears to be sporting a Thirteen year old's haircut...

    practicallyclassic Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:29
  • KANYE KANYE... what an arrogant ass face..

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/b-yonest-newz-mtv-vmas-2009-recap/

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/b-yonest-newz-mtv-vmas-2009-recap/

    letzbyonest Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:26
  • I agree with the Hennessy comment - that picture says it all. I thought he liked to see himself as an 'intelligent artist'? If he truly was, he would stop striving to become the 'rich rapper' stereotype. Those pictures of him from last night with his girlfriend are actually laughable... the poses; the clothes; the sheer lack of self awareness. Cunts.

    kay23 Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:08
  • Money's got nothing to do with it - this guy would be a 24-carat gold-plated diamond-encrusted ringpiece if he had only 37p in coppers to his name. Talentless fuckwit that he is.

    erniemilko Mon, 14/09/2009 - 12:44
  • An almost full bottle too. You just know that a few sniffs of a barmaid's apron and he'd be under the fucking table.

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 14/09/2009 - 12:42
  • Look at him standing there in pic 2 with his bottle of Hennessy. What a fucking arrogant cock. That's what happens when nobody's make lots of money. Classless cunt.

    rwl1 Mon, 14/09/2009 - 12:19
  • What an awful cunt he is.

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 14/09/2009 - 10:54
  • What an awful cunt he is.

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 14/09/2009 - 10:54
  • Look at him standing there in pic 2 with his bottle of Hennessy. What a fucking arrogant cock. That's what happens when nobody's make lots of money. Classless cunt.

    rwl1 Mon, 14/09/2009 - 12:19
  • An almost full bottle too. You just know that a few sniffs of a barmaid's apron and he'd be under the fucking table.

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 14/09/2009 - 12:42
  • Money's got nothing to do with it - this guy would be a 24-carat gold-plated diamond-encrusted ringpiece if he had only 37p in coppers to his name. Talentless fuckwit that he is.

    erniemilko Mon, 14/09/2009 - 12:44
  • I agree with the Hennessy comment - that picture says it all. I thought he liked to see himself as an 'intelligent artist'? If he truly was, he would stop striving to become the 'rich rapper' stereotype. Those pictures of him from last night with his girlfriend are actually laughable... the poses; the clothes; the sheer lack of self awareness. Cunts.

    kay23 Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:08
  • KANYE KANYE... what an arrogant ass face..

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/b-yonest-newz-mtv-vmas-2009-recap/

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/b-yonest-newz-mtv-vmas-2009-recap/

    letzbyonest Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:26
  • And he appears to be sporting a Thirteen year old's haircut...

    practicallyclassic Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:29
  • Kanye please fuck off and die ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 14/09/2009 - 13:37
  • pic 10 is cellulite city...ick

    grange Mon, 14/09/2009 - 14:38
  • And who's the fat gippo outside on his bed in pic 11?

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 14/09/2009 - 14:40
  • The world needs another Mark Chapman to sort this cunt out once and for all

    Blartmonster Mon, 14/09/2009 - 18:27
  • so Bruno clashes with Eminem in moment of dual brand enhancement at MTV movie awards... and this?

    zzzzzzz

    *slow claps HM*

    (and anyway why was she unable to gently quip 'mate, come near this award and my fam/my security'll rip your fucking throat out' anyway? clueless really)

    dames Mon, 14/09/2009 - 18:43
  • As if further proof were needed this has got to be the last straw regarding his moster ego. What an utter utter cunt of a human being.
    I have never before felt so sorry for somebody I dont know. Poor Taylor, after his rant she just stands there not knowing what to do. Beyonce was mortified, there has got to be only one outcome to this and that is a complete boycott of all his music ( term used v.lightly).
    Maybe he will love to meet up with Taylors daddy who will be more than happy to force his vocoder ( borrowed from Cher) and Autotune machine up his chocolate starfish- CUNT

    the flange Mon, 14/09/2009 - 18:46
  • Kanye's 3rd apology on Jay Leno.... Was that really an apology??? Kanye did seem a bit remorseful. Were those tears real??? Read the text of interview here:

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/b-yonest-newz-kanye-west-offers-his-3rd-kind-of-apology-to-taylor-swift-on-the-jay-leno-show/

    letzbyonest Tue, 15/09/2009 - 12:12
  • shit, I missed the video and now they've removed it. Where else can you see it?

    whatthe. Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:44

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