George Bush may be an ex-president of the U S of A, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings. He feels alright, just ask his best pal Dick Cheney (and don't be put off by the fact Dick doesn't have a pulse, he's still alive and human) who loves George more than carefully selected legal phrases and the Freedom of Information Act can say. 

Kanye West, reknowned bully and alleged racist, decided he'd had enough of George when, back in 2005 he called him a racist over his handling of the New Orleans disaster. George struck back recently when he revealed in his memoires how much Kanye had hurt him, and that he was absolutely mortified about being called a racist, because he loves his brothers from another mother.

GB was also apparently quite upset about the whole hurricane Katrina thing, thousands dead and countless more left homeless, although possibly not as much. He'd just been called a racist. That's not something you come back from easily.

Kanye, like a kitten off its tits on catnip, was unable to avoid commenting on this new revelation, so he immediately explained how since him and GB were now both racists they should get on famously:

'I definitely can understand the way he feels, to be accused of being a racist in any way, because the same thing happened to me, you know, I got accused of being a racist. For both situations, it was basically a lack of compassion that America saw in that situation.'

Stupid America, it's all your fault. Show more compassion towards your less-able members please.