Kanye West is still apologising to Taylor Swift for acting like a tool

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Kanye Forgive Me?
Tue, 15/09/2009 - 09:54 by Mr. HM

Kanye West has gone from egotistical narcissist to crushed pansy schoolboy in 24 short hours. With two fawning licky-arsed blog apologies he must have thought he had it covered - until he looked at his schedule and saw he was on Jay Leno that night, singing with Jay-Z, whose wife he embarrassed infront of 1 billion people. Awkward.

His first Hennesey soaked passive-aggressive blog said (prepare your eyes, it's like reading the works of Forrest Gump, but with more exclamation marks):

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO Taylor Swift AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS!…………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. Beyonce’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Once he realised that he wasn't going to worm his way out of it with that old shit (At this point Amber Rose was probably holding a gun to his head) he followed it up with a more succinct prose:

"I feel like Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents" when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave... That was Taylor's moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry."

Then as if that wasn't enough, dude starts faking the tears on the TV...

I vote we cast him from society and banish him for ever and ever to a land where the only reacords playing are his own and everyone he meets just nods their head gratefully and keeps teling him how great he is. Only then will he be truly happy. The silly, daft twat.

FYI we've now run out of article titles like Kanye forgive, Kanye believe it etc - if you think of anymore Kanye let us know? (BAM!)

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Comments

  • Fucking spot on on all four counts

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 22:31

  • Taylor Swift is utter crap anyway.

    Kanye West is a prat.

    Beyonce is vastly over rated.

    None of it warrants the amount of coverage it is getting.

    koos Wed, 16/09/2009 - 10:35

  • so is it all over??? Kanye apologizes to Taylor Swift for the 4th time...does she accept???

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/b-yonest-newz-kanyes-4th-and-hopefully-final-apology-to-taylor-swift-directly-by-phone-after-the-view/

    letzbyonest Wed, 16/09/2009 - 00:33

  • Who fucking wrote his "apology"?? Emzii (of Girls Can't Catch fanclub fame)???

    Fucking hell, no wonder the kydz are all fucking illiterate,....

    Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:43

  • He's a cunt and no mistake, but it's not like he went on a baby slaughtering spree. If it was Jarvis that had done this we'd have been cheering him from the rooftops.

    dandyboy Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:39

  • Fuck him, I say we chop him up and feed him to the poor. Horrible little cunt that he is

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:33

  • how fucking inarticulate can he possibly be? starts fucking crying at the mention of his mother, did she give you the slipper little boy?! What a complete fucking cunt.

    elbow Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:08

  • Just what the world needs!

    Another sub-literate, rampant id crashing about all over the place boring the tits off the whole bloody world.

    jiggerycock Tue, 15/09/2009 - 12:25

  • Beyonce and Taylerswifter and Kayne west are all overated cum quats! really the person that should of won the award is JERRY SPRINGER

    dancingworm Tue, 15/09/2009 - 11:43

  • I don't like country and western and I don't like her. Or him.
    Or any of them.

    fuckwit Tue, 15/09/2009 - 11:11

  • How about "Kanye not just fuck off?" as a headline?

    jockey Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:15

  • Why has he got his hair shaved like that?
    Is that what the kids are into these days?
    What wrong with a short back and sides?
    This reply has too many question marks

    sandyman Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:07

  • "BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!!"? You fucking knob end.

    Bitch Magnet Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:06

  • "BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!!"? You fucking knob end.

    Bitch Magnet Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:06

  • Why has he got his hair shaved like that?
    Is that what the kids are into these days?
    What wrong with a short back and sides?
    This reply has too many question marks

    sandyman Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:07

  • How about "Kanye not just fuck off?" as a headline?

    jockey Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:15

  • I don't like country and western and I don't like her. Or him.
    Or any of them.

    fuckwit Tue, 15/09/2009 - 11:11

  • Beyonce and Taylerswifter and Kayne west are all overated cum quats! really the person that should of won the award is JERRY SPRINGER

    dancingworm Tue, 15/09/2009 - 11:43

  • Just what the world needs!

    Another sub-literate, rampant id crashing about all over the place boring the tits off the whole bloody world.

    jiggerycock Tue, 15/09/2009 - 12:25

  • how fucking inarticulate can he possibly be? starts fucking crying at the mention of his mother, did she give you the slipper little boy?! What a complete fucking cunt.

    elbow Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:08

  • Fuck him, I say we chop him up and feed him to the poor. Horrible little cunt that he is

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:33

  • He's a cunt and no mistake, but it's not like he went on a baby slaughtering spree. If it was Jarvis that had done this we'd have been cheering him from the rooftops.

    dandyboy Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:39

  • Who fucking wrote his "apology"?? Emzii (of Girls Can't Catch fanclub fame)???

    Fucking hell, no wonder the kydz are all fucking illiterate,....

    Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:43

  • so is it all over??? Kanye apologizes to Taylor Swift for the 4th time...does she accept???

    http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/b-yonest-newz-kanyes-4th-and-hopefully-final-apology-to-taylor-swift-directly-by-phone-after-the-view/

    letzbyonest Wed, 16/09/2009 - 00:33

  • Taylor Swift is utter crap anyway.

    Kanye West is a prat.

    Beyonce is vastly over rated.

    None of it warrants the amount of coverage it is getting.

    koos Wed, 16/09/2009 - 10:35

  • Fucking spot on on all four counts

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 22:31

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