She's Gillan them a reason to have a child
Tue, 31/08/2010 - 12:50 by John Hill

Karen Gillan gave Scottish fathers a reason to reconcile with their estranged children on Saturday when she turned up to a Dr Who signing event at Hamleys in Glasgow.

With her co-star Matt Smith spending most of his time tupping Daisy Lowe and attending fashion shows, it's now up to strawberry seductress Karen to promote the mouth-breather/childen's show, and although her acting may not be quite up to scratch, she still managed to sit at a desk for two hours signing anything that was put in front of her, all the time trying to stop creepy Dr Who fans trying to look up her skirt at her undies

Apparently the figurines being promoted at the event are tiny little Amy Pond/Karen Gillans, which seem to have been released more in an effort to keep naked men in Dalek hats away from her house and the studios rather than any attempt to cash in on what's rapidly becoming a very tired old series.

  • Hell you can say "dog-shit taco" if you like......or even "uptight fucking jumped up sad little Doctor Who worshipping cunt weasel" if it takes your fancy.

    Fuck off back to making your dalek airfix kit before mummy calls you down for a dinner of fish fingers and smiley potato faces.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:41
  • And cunt

    Raging Hardon Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:33
  • Mr Hill

    Your writing has helped lift HM out of special measures and into a respectable Ofsted rating. Next, could you do something about the humourless cunts that've been posting lately that completely miss the point?

    Raging Hardon Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:32
  • Mr Hill,

    You made me laugh too, mainly for the description of Doctor Who as a "mouth-breather" show. And Shatterhand made me laugh too, by proving this.

    dandyboy Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:09
  • Mr Hill. You made me laugh.

    I must be a right thick cunt.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 01/09/2010 - 09:08
  • Mr. Hill,

    I truly hope that at no time whatsoever anyone misled you into believing you were in any way clever or witty with the comments you made in this article. At the very least, they were rude and disrespectful of not only Karen Gillan and Matt Smith, but of their fans as well. I'm sure one reader's opinion means exactly f*ck-all to to someone of your intellectual stature (or lack thereof, judging by your writing), but if there's any justice at all left in the world, you should be removed from employment by way of a boot up the arse.

    Shatterhand Wed, 01/09/2010 - 00:45
  • I would drink her still warm piss.

    She is lovely.

    grange Tue, 31/08/2010 - 14:20
  • I would drink her still warm piss.

    She is lovely.

    grange Tue, 31/08/2010 - 14:20
  • Mr. Hill,

    I truly hope that at no time whatsoever anyone misled you into believing you were in any way clever or witty with the comments you made in this article. At the very least, they were rude and disrespectful of not only Karen Gillan and Matt Smith, but of their fans as well. I'm sure one reader's opinion means exactly f*ck-all to to someone of your intellectual stature (or lack thereof, judging by your writing), but if there's any justice at all left in the world, you should be removed from employment by way of a boot up the arse.

    Shatterhand Wed, 01/09/2010 - 00:45
  • Mr Hill. You made me laugh.

    I must be a right thick cunt.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 01/09/2010 - 09:08
  • Mr Hill,

    You made me laugh too, mainly for the description of Doctor Who as a "mouth-breather" show. And Shatterhand made me laugh too, by proving this.

    dandyboy Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:09
  • Mr Hill

    Your writing has helped lift HM out of special measures and into a respectable Ofsted rating. Next, could you do something about the humourless cunts that've been posting lately that completely miss the point?

    Raging Hardon Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:32
  • And cunt

    Raging Hardon Wed, 01/09/2010 - 10:33
  • Hell you can say "dog-shit taco" if you like......or even "uptight fucking jumped up sad little Doctor Who worshipping cunt weasel" if it takes your fancy.

    Fuck off back to making your dalek airfix kit before mummy calls you down for a dinner of fish fingers and smiley potato faces.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:41

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