It's an offer she Karen't turn down
Wed, 08/09/2010 - 09:53 by John Hill

Mmm, Karen Gillan (update: new photos of Karen Gillan underwear modelling). If there's one thing we like here at HM, it's attractive actresses being taken under the wing of underwear bosses. While it's terrible when young girls are seduced by the world of modelling and all the filthy drugs and sex that goes along with it, it's totally OK  when it's underwear modelling because that's not porn see? It's not even art. It's just plain old advertising, and therefore totally harmless.

That's why we were so pleased when we heard that Karen Gillan (I'm not sure whether you molers have ever heard of her - here's Karen Gillan's bikini shots if not) was being eyed by Ultimo underwear boss Michelle Mone as a new model - although Ultimo seems like an odd choice given the size of the role and the size of KG, if you know what we mean (she's got tiny tits - geddit?).

Unfortunately, for the time being we don't have that many shots of her under that uniform, and Mr HM still hasn't shown us the photoshops he did that time (perv), so you'll have to wait like the rest of us to find out.

Of course we're not just thinking about this from our point of view, we wish all the best for Karen and think that slipping on a few saucy changes of clothes could help her acting career and also give some of the creepier Doctor Who fans a reason to stay inside and away from her bins. Mmmm, bins.

(Fire on the roof, snow in the cellar. Oh, no. Rusty roof, dirty cellar? Something like that)

  • Swoons

    fuckwit Thu, 09/09/2010 - 15:06
  • It does indeed: Meryl had a good one about Lindsey Lohan's fish finger back in the day...

    dandyboy Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:52
  • landing strip on gingers looks like a fish finger...doesn't it?...guys?...

    topguntop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:33
  • what's fish finger pubic hair?

    paxtonwhitehead Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:21
  • Something's mobilising all right, in my pants.

    slug Wed, 08/09/2010 - 12:43
  • ooh yes she's rather tasty isn't she? I just hope she doesn't have fish finger pubic hair, that would ruin any see through pant shots to a certain extent, though certainly not enough to stop me drooling over them.

    topguntop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:12
  • ooh yes she's rather tasty isn't she? I just hope she doesn't have fish finger pubic hair, that would ruin any see through pant shots to a certain extent, though certainly not enough to stop me drooling over them.

    topguntop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:12
  • Something's mobilising all right, in my pants.

    slug Wed, 08/09/2010 - 12:43
  • what's fish finger pubic hair?

    paxtonwhitehead Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:21
  • landing strip on gingers looks like a fish finger...doesn't it?...guys?...

    topguntop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:33
  • It does indeed: Meryl had a good one about Lindsey Lohan's fish finger back in the day...

    dandyboy Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:52
  • Swoons

    fuckwit Thu, 09/09/2010 - 15:06

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