Kate Beckinsale shopping for Christmas trees in LAKate Beckinsale shopping for Christmas trees in LA

No Ado About Nothing
Tue, 15/12/2009 - 11:52 by Harry Bow

Now that even Sophie Reade and Frankie Saturday have tucked themselves in for the season, this is what we've got to offer until it's back to the gutters on NYE...

Celebs buying Christmas trees... Celebs taking home the content of Selfridges... Celebs flying off to the Caribbean... Celebzzzz making us seek out the nearest cliff.

In the absence of anything else interesting to say about Kate Beckinsale (and that's regardless of the season), let's have another look at her 2003 smash Tiptoes...

Yes, that really is Gary Oldman full-dwarf.

Talking of films destined to forever teeter between infamy and the grave, Natalie Portman has just signed up to produce and star in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. So much to look forward to in 2010 already.

 

  • ummmmm christmas tree shaped minge ummmmmm drools

    whereswaldo Tue, 15/12/2009 - 22:46
  • Its probably shaved in the shape of a christmas tree at this time of year though.

    BonnyWill Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:38
  • At least she didn't fucking blether on about what an amazing minge she has

    Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 18:40
  • At least she didn't fucking blether on about what an amazing minge she has

    Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 18:40
  • Its probably shaved in the shape of a christmas tree at this time of year though.

    BonnyWill Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:38
  • ummmmm christmas tree shaped minge ummmmmm drools

    whereswaldo Tue, 15/12/2009 - 22:46

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