You don't know how comforting it is to have a Reverend on board here. Sometimes my thoughts about these over-indulged, personality-free, arrogant, stupid, superior, mostly orange no-marks are so dark, I doubt the possibility of my own redemption. Will Jesus ever be my friend?

(But then I remember Jesus is friends with some right dodgy fuckers, like Tony Blair and Mel Gibson...and I feel a whole lot better...)

HOW many Artic Baby seals Did you Kill for that coat Kate and Jaime? probably about 15 all for a measly holiday that you will only wear once. Stop fluttering about as if you are some sort of superstar, after all you really are just some model of the 90s and fuck off into obscurity where you belong and take your coke nose with you
P.S imagine what her breath is like phewwwwwww

Kates found a new role as support to the old man, guess she is pass it, bagging these lot

I have it on good authority that Sadie Frost is actually a succubus sent from the depths of hell to suck innocent young boys souls in to the dark pits of perdition......I keep a bottle of holy water about my person at all times on the off chance that I might just come across her.

Yup. Thank you. I am calmed and soothed. As long as you promise Sadie Frost will start turning the stomachs of the twenty year olds she constantly craves. By all accounts she's a horrible little cow who's only talent is breeding with famous men.

Ps. I think Puddy T is quite a cool rap name too!

Calm yourself, safe in the knowledge that Moss is on a one way trip to looking like Vivienne Westwood....except when she gets there she won't haev any actual talent to rely on and so people will just shriek at her sourness turn around and leg it.

I sounded a little jaded there didn't I? Thank you P Twat (great name for a rapper!) You rememinded me about the impending lunacy of these pampered bastards when nary a head turns when they walk into a room any more and they resort to firing ping pong balls out of their fannies at after-show parties to get a round of applause.

I know and the Holy Moly site isn't the place for me to go off on one about the randomly unfairness of life. However comfort yourself with this Ms Fuggin. Kate's only got her looks and they're fading fast. What she's trading on now is notoriety and that too will go. When it does she'll be the single middle-aged mum she already is. So what if she goes skiing. I went skiing last month in Hackney when it snowed. So what if she's wealthy. I've got a rich imagination which, long after Kate's cheekbones have sunk into her neck, will serve me alright. Chin up Fuggin - at least we don't have to suck out Jamie Hince's cock and for that we can say that we're blessed.

Alternative title "Spoiled brat who was 'discovered' at age fourteen in an airport, demonstrates once again how fucking unfair it is that some people get everything they ever want presented to them on a plate and swan about having money thrown at them like confetti, while the rest of us struggle, try to work out what we're doing here then die"