Kate Moss, Rhys Ifans and Jamie Hince arrive in Italy
Watch out Italy
Tue, 03/11/2009 - 11:56 by HM writerNo, this is not a scene from the 'Night of The Living dead'... It's Kate Moss arriving in Italy with Rhys Ifans and boyfriend Jamie Hince, swigging from a bottle of beer and doing her best impression of Kathy Mitchell meets Pat Butcher...
Poor Kate had to endure an entire three hour plane journey without a Marlboro Light so upon arrival, she made Hince collect her luggage while she puffed away outside with Ifans. She then dragged them into an antique shop where she bumped into Nancy Dell'Olio.
Moss has taken her friends away on holiday to celebrate the success of her latest Topshop range but they were probably a bit disappointed that she didn't look a bit more like this in real life...
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There but for Photoshop...
By the way HM do you have to buy every flamimg image that falls off an SD card? Can't you exercise a bit of editorial discretion instead of making us plow through a whole bunch of boring amazingly similar images? Cut to the chase or get your gallery fixed so we don't waste half a morning waiting for your bloody pages to reload.
Other than that well done.
A fucking skankier cunt you'll never find this side of Deptford. How the fuck has this crack whore made a fucking penny out of looking "glamorous"? Probably from the same people who watch that X Factor shit and think Katie Price is a good businesswoman.
Pic 1 would have been all the more appealing with a Molotov cocktail going off and enveloping all those cunts in flames. Rhys Ifans especially needs a particularly good slapping
Jamie Hince is as ugly as fuck. Not as bad as Jefferson Hack but no pretty boy. He's also got a massive cock that lies lengthways across his groin. I only know cos my mum told me.
Pic 16 - has he just realised that she was actually squatting on the floor having a shit?
fucking hell her gnashers are grim on pic 3
Rhys Ifans really does think he is Eyeball Paul in real life or something.
Not fixed that gammy nose yet, I see.
you have to admire them really, don't you? the fall, when it comes, must surely be spectacular.
I actually think pic 1 looks pretty cool; a posse of roll-yer-own ne'er do-wells with pockets full of good cocaine and the key to a nice suite at the Dorchester. They're gonna pick up a case of Corona and rent Con Air on the way and have a right old larf.
Is that a still from a new Zombie flick?
Is that a still from a new Zombie flick?
I actually think pic 1 looks pretty cool; a posse of roll-yer-own ne'er do-wells with pockets full of good cocaine and the key to a nice suite at the Dorchester. They're gonna pick up a case of Corona and rent Con Air on the way and have a right old larf.
you have to admire them really, don't you? the fall, when it comes, must surely be spectacular.
Not fixed that gammy nose yet, I see.
Rhys Ifans really does think he is Eyeball Paul in real life or something.
fucking hell her gnashers are grim on pic 3
Pic 16 - has he just realised that she was actually squatting on the floor having a shit?
Jamie Hince is as ugly as fuck. Not as bad as Jefferson Hack but no pretty boy. He's also got a massive cock that lies lengthways across his groin. I only know cos my mum told me.
A fucking skankier cunt you'll never find this side of Deptford. How the fuck has this crack whore made a fucking penny out of looking "glamorous"? Probably from the same people who watch that X Factor shit and think Katie Price is a good businesswoman.
Pic 1 would have been all the more appealing with a Molotov cocktail going off and enveloping all those cunts in flames. Rhys Ifans especially needs a particularly good slapping
There but for Photoshop...
By the way HM do you have to buy every flamimg image that falls off an SD card? Can't you exercise a bit of editorial discretion instead of making us plow through a whole bunch of boring amazingly similar images? Cut to the chase or get your gallery fixed so we don't waste half a morning waiting for your bloody pages to reload.
Other than that well done.
Nup