Stella McCartney, Kate Moss and Tracey Emin
Sour Sapphic
Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:16 by Mr. HMHere's a thought provoking image to leave you with on this rainy Thursday evening. Remeber when, as a teenager, you'd stumble across some anonymous porno and it would tempt you with lesbian delights? No, just me? Oh...
Anyway, the crushing disappointment experienced when you turn it on and see someone's mum with a group of grannies is similar to seeing this picture. Of all the breatss in the world you want to see Kate Moss fondling, Tracey Emins is low on the list its practically touching the Earth's core, just underneath Bella Emberg's and Tanya Macintosh's.
These are in stark contrast to the photos taken about 8 hours later where Kate and Stella are photographed at Alexander McQueen's funeral and also dropping the kids off at school (not a euphemism for pooing fyi).
Still - it's art and I know what I like (clue: not Tracey Emin's tit).
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Funny thing to say... This looks like the beginning of a promising Wow Nude photo session. Haha! I'm sure it's all a result of alcohol. Loads of alcohol and maybe some cocaine as well. :P
Stella McCartney - another fine upstanding example of a child with limited talent and innovation, rigidly determined not to take advantage of a famous relative's surname. See Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof, Sophie Dahl, Calum Best....
Yes. Rumer is odd-looking isn't she? She doesn't even look like old Die Hard which would be bad enough. Poor kid.
Sort of hope Tracey Emin reproduces with Pete Doherty. Just to see if two astonishingly ugly people can produce a good-looking child and therefore provide the yin to Rumer Willis' yang.
Urgh. Tracey enjoying that a little too much. She's like a female Tarantino. Not in terms of talent but just in terms of possessing a face that says: "Absolutely gagging for it. Can't get it. Will fuck anything as long as it's breathing. And even then..."
Why is it that every time Tracey Emin's picture is taken, a wasp flies into her drink shortly beforehand?
Fucking hell that Emin is fugly ! it looks like someone put out a fire on her face using screwdriver
Tracey Emin = tranny tramp munter.
Fucking hell, it's like Charlie's Angels. Only rendered in leather. What a bunch of ropey old slags.
And it's Stella McCartney doing the feeling... You just have to follow the arm back, see? It's a bit like doing one of those difficult maze puzzles...
That's her left tit.
as part of the grieving process she wants to make herself feel dreadful and that would make me hate myself
as part of the grieving process she wants to make herself feel dreadful and that would make me hate myself
That's her left tit.
And it's Stella McCartney doing the feeling... You just have to follow the arm back, see? It's a bit like doing one of those difficult maze puzzles...
Fucking hell, it's like Charlie's Angels. Only rendered in leather. What a bunch of ropey old slags.
Tracey Emin = tranny tramp munter.
Fucking hell that Emin is fugly ! it looks like someone put out a fire on her face using screwdriver
Why is it that every time Tracey Emin's picture is taken, a wasp flies into her drink shortly beforehand?
Urgh. Tracey enjoying that a little too much. She's like a female Tarantino. Not in terms of talent but just in terms of possessing a face that says: "Absolutely gagging for it. Can't get it. Will fuck anything as long as it's breathing. And even then..."
Sort of hope Tracey Emin reproduces with Pete Doherty. Just to see if two astonishingly ugly people can produce a good-looking child and therefore provide the yin to Rumer Willis' yang.
Yes. Rumer is odd-looking isn't she? She doesn't even look like old Die Hard which would be bad enough. Poor kid.
Stella McCartney - another fine upstanding example of a child with limited talent and innovation, rigidly determined not to take advantage of a famous relative's surname. See Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof, Sophie Dahl, Calum Best....
Funny thing to say... This looks like the beginning of a promising Wow Nude photo session. Haha! I'm sure it's all a result of alcohol. Loads of alcohol and maybe some cocaine as well. :P