Sour Sapphic
Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:16 by Mr. HM

Here's a thought provoking image to leave you with on this rainy Thursday evening. Remeber when, as a teenager, you'd stumble across some anonymous porno and it would tempt you with lesbian delights? No, just me? Oh...

Anyway, the crushing disappointment experienced when you turn it on and see someone's mum with a group of grannies is similar to seeing this picture. Of all the breatss in the world you want to see Kate Moss fondling, Tracey Emins is low on the list its practically touching the Earth's core, just underneath Bella Emberg's and Tanya Macintosh's.

These are in stark contrast to the photos taken about 8 hours later where Kate and Stella are photographed at Alexander McQueen's funeral and also dropping the kids off at school (not a euphemism for pooing fyi).

Still - it's art and I know what I like (clue: not Tracey Emin's tit).

  • Funny thing to say... This looks like the beginning of a promising Wow Nude photo session. Haha! I'm sure it's all a result of alcohol. Loads of alcohol and maybe some cocaine as well. :P

    AliceWonderland Tue, 02/11/2010 - 23:48
  • Stella McCartney - another fine upstanding example of a child with limited talent and innovation, rigidly determined not to take advantage of a famous relative's surname. See Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof, Sophie Dahl, Calum Best....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:55
  • Yes. Rumer is odd-looking isn't she? She doesn't even look like old Die Hard which would be bad enough. Poor kid.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:48
  • Sort of hope Tracey Emin reproduces with Pete Doherty. Just to see if two astonishingly ugly people can produce a good-looking child and therefore provide the yin to Rumer Willis' yang.

    psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:57
  • Urgh. Tracey enjoying that a little too much. She's like a female Tarantino. Not in terms of talent but just in terms of possessing a face that says: "Absolutely gagging for it. Can't get it. Will fuck anything as long as it's breathing. And even then..."

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:48
  • Why is it that every time Tracey Emin's picture is taken, a wasp flies into her drink shortly beforehand?

    merylhighground Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:32
  • Fucking hell that Emin is fugly ! it looks like someone put out a fire on her face using screwdriver

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:02
  • Tracey Emin = tranny tramp munter.

    suckmebeautiful Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:55
  • Fucking hell, it's like Charlie's Angels. Only rendered in leather. What a bunch of ropey old slags.

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:51
  • And it's Stella McCartney doing the feeling... You just have to follow the arm back, see? It's a bit like doing one of those difficult maze puzzles...

    guineapig Thu, 25/02/2010 - 20:49
  • That's her left tit.

    vagisil Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:52
  • as part of the grieving process she wants to make herself feel dreadful and that would make me hate myself

    switch Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:26
  • as part of the grieving process she wants to make herself feel dreadful and that would make me hate myself

    switch Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:26
  • That's her left tit.

    vagisil Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:52
  • And it's Stella McCartney doing the feeling... You just have to follow the arm back, see? It's a bit like doing one of those difficult maze puzzles...

    guineapig Thu, 25/02/2010 - 20:49
  • Fucking hell, it's like Charlie's Angels. Only rendered in leather. What a bunch of ropey old slags.

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:51
  • Tracey Emin = tranny tramp munter.

    suckmebeautiful Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:55
  • Fucking hell that Emin is fugly ! it looks like someone put out a fire on her face using screwdriver

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:02
  • Why is it that every time Tracey Emin's picture is taken, a wasp flies into her drink shortly beforehand?

    merylhighground Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:32
  • Urgh. Tracey enjoying that a little too much. She's like a female Tarantino. Not in terms of talent but just in terms of possessing a face that says: "Absolutely gagging for it. Can't get it. Will fuck anything as long as it's breathing. And even then..."

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:48
  • Sort of hope Tracey Emin reproduces with Pete Doherty. Just to see if two astonishingly ugly people can produce a good-looking child and therefore provide the yin to Rumer Willis' yang.

    psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:57
  • Yes. Rumer is odd-looking isn't she? She doesn't even look like old Die Hard which would be bad enough. Poor kid.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:48
  • Stella McCartney - another fine upstanding example of a child with limited talent and innovation, rigidly determined not to take advantage of a famous relative's surname. See Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof, Sophie Dahl, Calum Best....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:55
  • Funny thing to say... This looks like the beginning of a promising Wow Nude photo session. Haha! I'm sure it's all a result of alcohol. Loads of alcohol and maybe some cocaine as well. :P

    AliceWonderland Tue, 02/11/2010 - 23:48

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