Is she dropping Hince for us?
Fri, 04/02/2011 - 10:39 by John Hill

As we reported earlier this week (well, yesterday), Kate Moss is all ready to settle down with her loving boyfriend Jamie Hince. They're ready to pop out some more adorable children, whom Kate will buy ponies and diamond tiaras for while Jamie teaches the little rugrats the finer aspects of PR management, including the easiest way to raise your band's public profile without releasing any music.

 

Up until now however (admittedly again, it's only been 24 hours) we've seen absolutely no sign of a ring. But fear not, because we've now got the snaps of old skinny digits with a lovely big sparkler on her wedding finger.

Of course, no engagement would be complete without a private Dior party at the Raspoutine nightclub in Paris. Unfortunately it looks like Kate may have caught her dress on one of the ornate 16th century fittings in the venue, probably that bloody 15 foot high golden pterodactyl in the women's bogs, and the resulting rip made her so sad she ended up looking absolutely plastered as she left. 

 

Couldn't be the booze or drugs that did it, as she doesn't do that kind of thing anymore. Or ever did. Apparently.

 

What a mystery. 

  • I'm so glad that Kate Moss finally got engaged. I saw once in a shop a three stone ring which I'll be more than happy to receive at my proposal. I wish her all the luck in her marriage.

    RosannahLeone Wed, 27/04/2011 - 14:23
  • I'm so glad that Kate Moss finally got engaged. I saw once in a shop a three stone ring which I'll be more than happy to receive at my proposal. I wish her all the luck in her marriage.

    RosannahLeone Wed, 27/04/2011 - 14:23

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