Kate Moss gets completely wasted at Take That launch party

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Thu, 26/11/2009 - 13:22 by Mr. HM

Thank God for Kate Moss. She can always be depended upon to provide a bit of pissed up entertainment for our viewing pleasure. God bless her and all who sail in her (quiet at the back).

Do you remember the days/months/years that went by without Kate Moss putting a foot wrong? She created a world-wide brand on the back of her mysterious persona, being someone that looked amazing but never spoke, gave interviews or put a foot wrong. Well since her cocaine thing and allowing Pete Doherty's penis to penetrate her, she's been a right mess.

you would never have seen her in this state, but hurray to her for taking her foot off the pedal a bit - I'd much rather look at Kate Moss completely hammered than all done up to the nines etc.

You just know that the evening ended with her eating toast in the kitchen and leaving all the lights on don't you?

We love you Kate. 

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Comments

  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:29

  • She's a fucking skanky cunt and make no mistake.

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:59

  • Eeeee! She ain't looking too clever but she's in her mid-30s, she's likes a laugh, she's as minted as piss so what the fuck?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:44

  • Gammy eye and a bloody great carbunkle on her face. Oh yes, one of the most beautiful women in the world....

    walsingham Thu, 26/11/2009 - 20:38

  • ...especially when she's been on the toot. You'd never shut her up.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 18:16

  • Hear, hear. Can you imagine the stories she has to tell?

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 17:42

  • Rather a weekend out on the lash with her than any number of these models, actresses, personalities etc.

    HeyYou Thu, 26/11/2009 - 17:34

  • I thinks it's probably time Kate hung her gloves up. She is starting to look like what she actually is 'a working class chav slapper.'

    degzy Thu, 26/11/2009 - 17:11

  • It's a well known medical condition this.

    Insertion of the Doherty glans affects the synapses of the recipient, resulting in a degenerative condition ending in a persistent vegitative state, via thinking the sun goes in when the sufferer pulls up her trousers.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:39

  • I bet she is filthy in the sack, get your people to call my people Mme Moss.

    whereswaldo Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:54

  • Eating toast? Are you sure?

    dandyboy Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:48

  • Passed out at her table! Love it.

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:37

  • Happens to the best of us! (OK, you win - she wasted)

    izudu Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:20

  • GYAC she passed out at her table

    Mr. HM Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:53

  • Not really looking that wasted to be fair; it's raining/her hair is wet and she's mid blink in a couple of photos. Wowsers.

    izudu Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:25

  • You should have put those pics in chronological order. It would have been like a cautionary flick book ( or one of those Faces of Methamphetamine ads ).

    pennycentury Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:01

  • You should have put those pics in chronological order. It would have been like a cautionary flick book ( or one of those Faces of Methamphetamine ads ).

    pennycentury Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:01

  • Not really looking that wasted to be fair; it's raining/her hair is wet and she's mid blink in a couple of photos. Wowsers.

    izudu Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:25

  • GYAC she passed out at her table

    Mr. HM Thu, 26/11/2009 - 14:53

  • Happens to the best of us! (OK, you win - she wasted)

    izudu Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:20

  • Passed out at her table! Love it.

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:37

  • Eating toast? Are you sure?

    dandyboy Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:48

  • I bet she is filthy in the sack, get your people to call my people Mme Moss.

    whereswaldo Thu, 26/11/2009 - 15:54

  • It's a well known medical condition this.

    Insertion of the Doherty glans affects the synapses of the recipient, resulting in a degenerative condition ending in a persistent vegitative state, via thinking the sun goes in when the sufferer pulls up her trousers.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:39

  • I thinks it's probably time Kate hung her gloves up. She is starting to look like what she actually is 'a working class chav slapper.'

    degzy Thu, 26/11/2009 - 17:11

  • Rather a weekend out on the lash with her than any number of these models, actresses, personalities etc.

    HeyYou Thu, 26/11/2009 - 17:34

  • Hear, hear. Can you imagine the stories she has to tell?

    tescopop Thu, 26/11/2009 - 17:42

  • ...especially when she's been on the toot. You'd never shut her up.

    jiggerycock Thu, 26/11/2009 - 18:16

  • Gammy eye and a bloody great carbunkle on her face. Oh yes, one of the most beautiful women in the world....

    walsingham Thu, 26/11/2009 - 20:38

  • Eeeee! She ain't looking too clever but she's in her mid-30s, she's likes a laugh, she's as minted as piss so what the fuck?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 22:44

  • She's a fucking skanky cunt and make no mistake.

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 01:59

  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:29

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