Kate Moss goes to Nobu in fur coat and no knickers (maybe)

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Kate Moss leaves Nobu

It's Not Fur

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:06 by HM writer

Kate Moss was wearing the fur of a dead animal last night (probably) as she took boyfriend Jamie Hince out for dinner at Nobu...

She was looking like a radiant version of Gillian Taylforth last night even though her coat looked like it probably smelled like old women and piss. And after five hours inside the restaurant, she looked surprisingly sober as she left with Hince behind her.

Meanwhile, it's being reported that Kate is turning art collector after her recent jaunt to Florence with British artist Jake Chapman.

A good old reliable source said:

"Kate has just got back from a trip to Florence with Jake and some friends where they celebrated his birthday.

"Kate has always had an interest in art but she's been looking for guidance and Jake has said he's happy to help her out."

It's a shame she didn't put in a bid for this...

Jamie Hince, Kate Moss

Comments

I wish Peta had been there to tip some fucking green paint and bleach over the skanky bastard - at least it would have been the cleanest she's been for years
Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 22:54
You can take the girl out of Croydon... but I really wish you wouldn't.

Never understood why anyone has ever found her stylish / attractive / iconic / remotely interesting. Even when she's been Photoshopped to within an inch of her life she looks shit.

And I wouldn't touch the skanky mare with yours.
jaffa Wed, 11/11/2009 - 18:00
These pics could easily be of her queuing to get in Mecca Bingo with a snide bottle of vodka and orange in her bag.
kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:57
Day after day, looking more and more like a chav.
kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:31
Was she giving her boyfriend a blow job on the hard shoulder again?

Oh... wait, no that's Gillian Taylforth... so easy to confuse the two...
pandakiller Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:07
She was shouting "Why are you waving your arms about?!" (whilst waving her arms about) in one of the countless dreary service stations on the A40 just the other day. Wouldn't have noticed the skanky madam if she hadn't been shouting.
themonkey Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:50
excuse me miss moss, you've forgotten to put your knickers on. maybe.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:48

excuse me miss moss, you've forgotten to put your knickers on. maybe.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
unseemlydogposture Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:48
She was shouting "Why are you waving your arms about?!" (whilst waving her arms about) in one of the countless dreary service stations on the A40 just the other day. Wouldn't have noticed the skanky madam if she hadn't been shouting.
themonkey Wed, 11/11/2009 - 12:50
Was she giving her boyfriend a blow job on the hard shoulder again?

Oh... wait, no that's Gillian Taylforth... so easy to confuse the two...
pandakiller Wed, 11/11/2009 - 15:07
Day after day, looking more and more like a chav.
kermits Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:31
These pics could easily be of her queuing to get in Mecca Bingo with a snide bottle of vodka and orange in her bag.
kwebb Wed, 11/11/2009 - 17:57
You can take the girl out of Croydon... but I really wish you wouldn't.

Never understood why anyone has ever found her stylish / attractive / iconic / remotely interesting. Even when she's been Photoshopped to within an inch of her life she looks shit.

And I wouldn't touch the skanky mare with yours.
jaffa Wed, 11/11/2009 - 18:00
I wish Peta had been there to tip some fucking green paint and bleach over the skanky bastard - at least it would have been the cleanest she's been for years
Blartmonster Wed, 11/11/2009 - 22:54