Two tits... And Kate Moss and Jamie Hince
Thu, 06/08/2009 - 12:00 by HM writer
Kate Moss joined Dutch supermodel Karen Mulder and went completely topless as she continues to cavort, drink and chuff through them fags aboard Serenity in the south of France...

And was Jamie Hince slyly taking photographs of his manhood (pic 16)?

Moss, Hince, Mulder and Stefano Pilati are still floating upon the French Riviera. Moss showed off her aspirins on an ironing board as she sunbathed on the yacht and applied make-up.

Bon vacances! (We're going to run out of French words soon).

  • Excellent blog post, I look forward to reading more.
    boat training

    cathale123 Fri, 26/03/2010 - 13:56
  • Strangest thing about this whole summer holiday thing is that Moss appears to have taken her daughter with her. Bit fucking weird. I thought she just left her locked in a room with a pile of jaffa cakes while she galivanted about every fucking night of the week across seven continents.

    Stramash Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:50
  • GO TO FUCKING SCHOOL.

    not you Blart

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 09/08/2009 - 14:07
  • Another good reason to nuke Australia, then

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 11:19
  • She was a supermodel 10 years ago at best, she had a new look at the time "pixie heroin chick stick thin" beutifull wasnt uber cool at the time. Now the look is over we want the giant glamourous glamizon supermodels back, like geri hall etc etc the ones that were on the covers in the 80s, now that was attractive. Yes I think she is cute at best, but a supermodel hmmmmmmm were is her boobies? where is her X men body? Go and walk down the street anywhere in Australia and you will see kate mosses everywhere.

    dancingworm Sat, 08/08/2009 - 23:35
  • EXACTLY what Boffer said

    Blartmonster Fri, 07/08/2009 - 11:49
  • She is desperately average, not to say pretty fucking unattractive. If the scrawny mole tits don't put you off, the stench of piss and fags ought to.

    You genuinely do see far more attractive women than this in shopping centres. She doesn't deserve to have had any kind of career at all. She should have been lucky to get a job on a fucking checkout.

    Boffer Fri, 07/08/2009 - 09:58
  • Fremsley, if you find a skanky, chain-smoking, cocaine-snorting, average-looking (she is - I don't know where the fuck you frequent, but it must be ugly stick city), attitude-laden cockney slapper with the body of a 14 year old and who doesn't care where she spreads the flange (Pete Doherty, Jamie Hince??), attractive, then your idea of an attractive woman is way off the mark from what most of us would describe. In a lot of photoshoots the pics will be airbrushed beyond recognition - it's amazing what an advanced photoshopper can achieve. I've seen her and a few other "supermodels" in the flesh, and believe me, she ain't as perfect in the skin as you would like to think...

    ... and she is a cunt of a person as well

    Blartmonster Fri, 07/08/2009 - 09:31
  • Me too - straight, don't fancy her. But heck, she comes across somewhat as a vain dwarf here. Which makes me feel better. Since mostly we're told 'we' have to aspire to being... [name your woman of the moment]. Don't defend. Defame. Go on. You know you want to.

    stella ah trois Thu, 06/08/2009 - 22:47
  • sad little losers. as you'll find out if you ever get close to a real woman (but you'll probably be stuck with airbrushed magazine pictures for life) real women have pubes. who are you lot kidding? she looks a lot better than most women ever will that you see on the street, and she may be starting to look a bit older, but it's a definite improvement on the usual boring identikit plastic dolls that go walking around without any expression on their faces. and I'm a straight woman who doesn't fancy her!

    fremsley Thu, 06/08/2009 - 21:23
  • Wide bikini bottoms still not enough to hide all the pubes crawling out of the top.
    The fucking dp deserving whore

    wittyusername Thu, 06/08/2009 - 17:46
  • Having been in the same bar as her I would say she is rather attractive...., i.e it went quiet as she walked across the bar.., even my female friends were thinking "fish supper"..., SHE IS HOT.....

    dogpas Thu, 06/08/2009 - 15:26
  • This is one skanky spunkdump. The sometimes overworked phrase "There are better women walking down the street" rings more than fucking true in her case. No thanks, a wank is much more preferable - and cleaner

    Blartmonster Thu, 06/08/2009 - 14:23
  • Hey look everyone.... we have a fat ugly responder :)

    SotC1 Thu, 06/08/2009 - 14:18
  • She is one UGLY, plain old witch!! How on EARTH she was ever a model is beyond me!! Even in makeup and great clothing she still looks very mediocre!! So many beautiful people in this world who could model so well and instead they choose androgynous stick insects like this twat!!

    Ellectrika Thu, 06/08/2009 - 13:50
  • She really is quite staggeringly unremarkable to look at. And she's a cunt. How in the name of sweet suffering christ did she make a career out of that?

    Boffer Thu, 06/08/2009 - 13:22
  • Kate Moss' tits, again?

    themonkey Thu, 06/08/2009 - 12:38
  • Kate Moss' tits, again?

    themonkey Thu, 06/08/2009 - 12:38
  • She really is quite staggeringly unremarkable to look at. And she's a cunt. How in the name of sweet suffering christ did she make a career out of that?

    Boffer Thu, 06/08/2009 - 13:22
  • She is one UGLY, plain old witch!! How on EARTH she was ever a model is beyond me!! Even in makeup and great clothing she still looks very mediocre!! So many beautiful people in this world who could model so well and instead they choose androgynous stick insects like this twat!!

    Ellectrika Thu, 06/08/2009 - 13:50
  • Hey look everyone.... we have a fat ugly responder :)

    SotC1 Thu, 06/08/2009 - 14:18
  • This is one skanky spunkdump. The sometimes overworked phrase "There are better women walking down the street" rings more than fucking true in her case. No thanks, a wank is much more preferable - and cleaner

    Blartmonster Thu, 06/08/2009 - 14:23
  • Having been in the same bar as her I would say she is rather attractive...., i.e it went quiet as she walked across the bar.., even my female friends were thinking "fish supper"..., SHE IS HOT.....

    dogpas Thu, 06/08/2009 - 15:26
  • Wide bikini bottoms still not enough to hide all the pubes crawling out of the top.
    The fucking dp deserving whore

    wittyusername Thu, 06/08/2009 - 17:46
  • sad little losers. as you'll find out if you ever get close to a real woman (but you'll probably be stuck with airbrushed magazine pictures for life) real women have pubes. who are you lot kidding? she looks a lot better than most women ever will that you see on the street, and she may be starting to look a bit older, but it's a definite improvement on the usual boring identikit plastic dolls that go walking around without any expression on their faces. and I'm a straight woman who doesn't fancy her!

    fremsley Thu, 06/08/2009 - 21:23
  • Me too - straight, don't fancy her. But heck, she comes across somewhat as a vain dwarf here. Which makes me feel better. Since mostly we're told 'we' have to aspire to being... [name your woman of the moment]. Don't defend. Defame. Go on. You know you want to.

    stella ah trois Thu, 06/08/2009 - 22:47
  • Fremsley, if you find a skanky, chain-smoking, cocaine-snorting, average-looking (she is - I don't know where the fuck you frequent, but it must be ugly stick city), attitude-laden cockney slapper with the body of a 14 year old and who doesn't care where she spreads the flange (Pete Doherty, Jamie Hince??), attractive, then your idea of an attractive woman is way off the mark from what most of us would describe. In a lot of photoshoots the pics will be airbrushed beyond recognition - it's amazing what an advanced photoshopper can achieve. I've seen her and a few other "supermodels" in the flesh, and believe me, she ain't as perfect in the skin as you would like to think...

    ... and she is a cunt of a person as well

    Blartmonster Fri, 07/08/2009 - 09:31
  • She is desperately average, not to say pretty fucking unattractive. If the scrawny mole tits don't put you off, the stench of piss and fags ought to.

    You genuinely do see far more attractive women than this in shopping centres. She doesn't deserve to have had any kind of career at all. She should have been lucky to get a job on a fucking checkout.

    Boffer Fri, 07/08/2009 - 09:58
  • EXACTLY what Boffer said

    Blartmonster Fri, 07/08/2009 - 11:49
  • She was a supermodel 10 years ago at best, she had a new look at the time "pixie heroin chick stick thin" beutifull wasnt uber cool at the time. Now the look is over we want the giant glamourous glamizon supermodels back, like geri hall etc etc the ones that were on the covers in the 80s, now that was attractive. Yes I think she is cute at best, but a supermodel hmmmmmmm were is her boobies? where is her X men body? Go and walk down the street anywhere in Australia and you will see kate mosses everywhere.

    dancingworm Sat, 08/08/2009 - 23:35
  • Another good reason to nuke Australia, then

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 11:19
  • GO TO FUCKING SCHOOL.

    not you Blart

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 09/08/2009 - 14:07
  • Strangest thing about this whole summer holiday thing is that Moss appears to have taken her daughter with her. Bit fucking weird. I thought she just left her locked in a room with a pile of jaffa cakes while she galivanted about every fucking night of the week across seven continents.

    Stramash Thu, 13/08/2009 - 14:50
  • Excellent blog post, I look forward to reading more.
    boat training

    cathale123 Fri, 26/03/2010 - 13:56

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