Got her rocks Off
Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:33 by Mr. HM

Kate Moss apparently became the future Mrs. Hince the other day after Jamie got on one knee. So where's the bloody rock they supposedly bought then? A SHAM.

Jamie saw his chance whilst Kate was dropping her daughter of at school and grabbed his guitar to make a run for it, throwing on the first pieces of clothing he found - all off which appear to be Kate's.

As the photo clearly shows, there ain't no rock on her finger, meaning they were never engaged in the first place, or Jamie has had a lucky escape...

You know, it's been bugging me for ages, but I finally realised who Jamie Hince reminds me of:

  • Maybe Jamie Hince didn't give her an engagement ring because he would give Kate Moss a name necklace first. They fit well together and I'm sure that it will be a beautiful ring. I hope they will get married soon.

    AaliyahPhyllis Fri, 29/04/2011 - 10:42
  • I love the Peter Pan guy. He got married in the end to a woman calling herself Tinkerbell. Amazing.

    retrovertigo Fri, 22/01/2010 - 21:22
  • Quick officer - slug needs your help at Amy Winehouse corner - there's fuckwit blatantly exposing his biblical quotation.

    stella ah trois Wed, 20/01/2010 - 14:11
  • Miss Moss is in contravention of the Cruelty to Animals Act of 1987 by which her IQ and usefullness to society is comprehensivly lower than the animal in whose skin she now flaunts her putrid growler. 3 years shovelling guano in the RSPB rescue aviarys and a £3000 fine

    officerdibble Wed, 20/01/2010 - 14:08
  • She's looking like a pensioner.

    pandakiller Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:42
  • She's looking like a pensioner.

    pandakiller Wed, 20/01/2010 - 11:42
  • Miss Moss is in contravention of the Cruelty to Animals Act of 1987 by which her IQ and usefullness to society is comprehensivly lower than the animal in whose skin she now flaunts her putrid growler. 3 years shovelling guano in the RSPB rescue aviarys and a £3000 fine

    officerdibble Wed, 20/01/2010 - 14:08
  • Quick officer - slug needs your help at Amy Winehouse corner - there's fuckwit blatantly exposing his biblical quotation.

    stella ah trois Wed, 20/01/2010 - 14:11
  • I love the Peter Pan guy. He got married in the end to a woman calling herself Tinkerbell. Amazing.

    retrovertigo Fri, 22/01/2010 - 21:22
  • Maybe Jamie Hince didn't give her an engagement ring because he would give Kate Moss a name necklace first. They fit well together and I'm sure that it will be a beautiful ring. I hope they will get married soon.

    AaliyahPhyllis Fri, 29/04/2011 - 10:42

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