Kate Moss' home is flooded with sewage, what a shit start to the week

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Mon, 24/05/2010 - 16:12 by

Not only is Kate Moss full of shit, now her house is as well. The basement pump of her West London home has apparently seized up and burst, sending rivers of excrement flowing through the rooms and causing £100,000 worth of damage. There are too many jokes to be made here...

Kate was heard to have yelled "OH CRAP!" when the pipe burst and the dirty water began to flow.

The Mirror claims that the flood rose to 18 inches and swept through her living room, kitchen and outside decking area, destroying expensive shoes, rugs and artwork. A source told them:

"Trouble started following heavy rains over the last bank holiday and culminated with her basement flooding and the pump system clogging up. Kate is absolutely gutted."

After having the very same house broken into only last week, the latest incident must be a slap in the faeces for Moss.

Rather than sleep upon a lilo in the sea of shit, the model is currently staying with friends - although she may rent a room at the Dorchester Hotel in Mayfair if work (reportedly going to cost her up to a hundred grand) isn't completed quickly.

At least that place isn't a shit-hole...

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Comments

  • I can imagine Kate Moss' face when she saw the sewage. She should definitely choose a plumber wisely. Still I hope the damages weren't too big.

    CecilyLillie Thu, 28/04/2011 - 13:20

  • Indeed, this is a very bad start for a week. A friend of mine, who sells intex filter a once told me that you have to be careful with your home piping because very bad things could happen. I hope that Kate Moss will get through this with confidence.

    JonathanAmis Thu, 21/04/2011 - 12:47

  • Ouch! Even if I'm not such a big fan of Kate Moss I think you don't want this situation to happen to anyone. I mean her house has almost been destroyed by the sewage. I hope she had a home insurance, because £100.000 is a lot of money.

    BlancheMellony Wed, 20/04/2011 - 12:25

  • I wonder if her drains got blocked by all the fuckin syringes and wraps being flushed down the loo?

    koshmar Fri, 28/05/2010 - 01:47

  • "House Full Of Shit Polluted By Kate Moss!" etc.

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 24/05/2010 - 21:59

  • The basement pump of her West London home has apparently seized up and burst, sending rivers of excrement flowing through the rooms and causing £100,000 worth of improvements

    Boom, and indeed boom!

    jiggerycock Mon, 24/05/2010 - 18:11

  • The smell probably just reminded her of when Doherty used to be around.

    dandyboy Mon, 24/05/2010 - 17:20

  • I have worked really hard today (for me at least). I was actually feeling sort of fulfilled in a strange way. Must have been the shot of Karen and the surges of lesbian feelings this morning. But now, I am ecstatic. Surely though she was 'guttered' not gutted. Ho, ho. Seriously though. It's really sad having all your shit ruined. By all your crap. But not if you're Kate Moss. That's just justice.

    stella ah trois Mon, 24/05/2010 - 17:05

  • I have worked really hard today (for me at least). I was actually feeling sort of fulfilled in a strange way. Must have been the shot of Karen and the surges of lesbian feelings this morning. But now, I am ecstatic. Surely though she was 'guttered' not gutted. Ho, ho. Seriously though. It's really sad having all your shit ruined. By all your crap. But not if you're Kate Moss. That's just justice.

    stella ah trois Mon, 24/05/2010 - 17:05

  • The smell probably just reminded her of when Doherty used to be around.

    dandyboy Mon, 24/05/2010 - 17:20

  • The basement pump of her West London home has apparently seized up and burst, sending rivers of excrement flowing through the rooms and causing £100,000 worth of improvements

    Boom, and indeed boom!

    jiggerycock Mon, 24/05/2010 - 18:11

  • "House Full Of Shit Polluted By Kate Moss!" etc.

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 24/05/2010 - 21:59

  • I wonder if her drains got blocked by all the fuckin syringes and wraps being flushed down the loo?

    koshmar Fri, 28/05/2010 - 01:47

  • Ouch! Even if I'm not such a big fan of Kate Moss I think you don't want this situation to happen to anyone. I mean her house has almost been destroyed by the sewage. I hope she had a home insurance, because £100.000 is a lot of money.

    BlancheMellony Wed, 20/04/2011 - 12:25

  • Indeed, this is a very bad start for a week. A friend of mine, who sells intex filter a once told me that you have to be careful with your home piping because very bad things could happen. I hope that Kate Moss will get through this with confidence.

    JonathanAmis Thu, 21/04/2011 - 12:47

  • I can imagine Kate Moss' face when she saw the sewage. She should definitely choose a plumber wisely. Still I hope the damages weren't too big.

    CecilyLillie Thu, 28/04/2011 - 13:20

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