Freudian slip
Thu, 04/02/2010 - 10:58 by HM writer

Kate Moss was making another elegant exit after a night out and on this occasion, it was a crotch covered in a white substance as she left friend and artist Lucian Freud's home in Notting Hill. But what was the substance? Multiple choice answers after the jump...

a) cocaine

b) sherbet dip dabs

c) semen

d) fag ash

e) tiny white ghosts

or...

f) all of the above?

We'd go for, er, e. Obviously.

Apropos of nothing.

Daniella Westbrook

 

  • Mate, you need to go back to school and learn grammar and punctuation. And please kindly tell me what proof you have that MJ was a kiddie fiddler. We have proof that Kate Moss got her baps out for everyone as a 15 year old child. How do you feel about those photo's? Would you say that they encourage the sexualisation of children? How do you feel about indecent images of children? Would you say Kate Moss has incited or encouraged the proliferation of such images?

    Feministwarrior Sat, 26/02/2011 - 21:26
  • Isn't Lucian Freud the grandson of Sigmund Freud? But for the fact that Lucian had a famous grandfather he would never have become a famous painter. Don't you just love nepotism! And for fuck sakes things have moved on since the psychological theories espoused by Sigmund, thankfully. And isn't Kate Moss the woman who was so desperate for fame and money that she got her tits out for the boys as a 15 year old child? But for those photo's of her topless she would never have become the famous and rich, albeit pointless, women she is today. And she certainly would never have become anyone's muse. And I'm loving these pictures of La Moss yet again sporting the "Tramp Look". She needs to do her fucking flies up and clean her trousers. What a scab she is.

    Feministwarrior Sat, 26/02/2011 - 21:23
  • i have to choose.. i say cocaine. every man has now and than a drink, but not every one use drugs. maybe she need a visit to drug rehab Arizona. for step to cure is admitting she is addicted.

    dorisy Sat, 27/11/2010 - 17:23
  • I'd always suspected from your stream of consciousness postings that you were probably on coke rather than just totally fucking hatstand. Thanks for confirming it Dancing Worm, HM's favourite mentalist.

    merylhighground Fri, 05/02/2010 - 10:55
  • bullshit, as if it is not coke I mean people have to carry her out of there and why would there be chalk on her thigh, she has been caught before but this time she has been caught with resadue on her. What else does she do but do drugs? its not like she orders 4 pizzas and has a pig out session etc she is still apparently a model. She drinks Champaigne with lines of coke everyone in the fashion world accepts it but the media has a field day over it because you know what it shows you that these people still have to do this kind of stuff to have a good time which I think is cool because it means my life is ok!

    dancingworm Fri, 05/02/2010 - 05:05
  • It's spunk - she was having a fag when giving old Lucian a BJ. Well, she'd barely be able to give him a STW now, would she?

    koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 19:45
  • Fag ash.

    She's been doing ketamine and dropped her fag when she fell in a hole.

    spanabana Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:41
  • Hazards of smoking whilst being a cack handed spacka - use an ashtray you dirty harlot.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:18
  • Hazards of smoking whilst having a fumble - her flies are undone.....

    Choo-Choo Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:18
  • cokipedia?

    slug Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:58
  • To be fair I don't think Tesco was trying to come across as an I know everything about cocaine person.

    Me on the other hand.........

    Cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant.[5] The name comes from "coca" in addition to the alkaloid suffix -ine, forming cocaine. It is a stimulant of the central nervous system and an appetite suppressant. Specifically, it is a serotonin-norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitor, which mediates functionality of such as an exogenous catecholamine transporter ligand. Because of the way it affects the mesolimbic reward pathway, cocaine is addictive.[6]

    Its possession, cultivation, and distribution are illegal for non-medicinal and non-government sanctioned purposes in virtually all parts of the world. Although its free commercialization is illegal and has been severely penalized in virtually all countries, its use worldwide remains widespread in many social, cultural, and personal settings.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:19
  • I'm sure there is an innocent explanation such as Lucian Freud spilling his gesso on her perhaps?

    slug Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:18
  • Hm, it does read a bit wanky, doesn't it. Sorry, fuckwit.

    tescopop Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:12
  • Is the good stuff the stuff without the cleaning fluid, talcum powder, diesel and other such delights?

    Bit bored of these kind of 'I know all about cocaine' posts...

    fuckwit Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:32
  • hazards of smoking on the bog.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:31
  • Look at the size of her pupils for fuck sake.

    It's obvious she's just done the Shake and Vac. And although unlikely, maybe put the freshness back.

    merylhighground Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:24
  • a) Clearly fag ash, it is grey.
    b) No self-respecting person would allow that much coke to go to waste. Especially if it's as good as I can imagine she can afford.

    tescopop Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:18
  • Pic 5 - no worries. She's got her barrister with her.

    stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:18
  • Pic 5 - no worries. She's got her barrister with her.

    stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:18
  • a) Clearly fag ash, it is grey.
    b) No self-respecting person would allow that much coke to go to waste. Especially if it's as good as I can imagine she can afford.

    tescopop Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:18
  • Look at the size of her pupils for fuck sake.

    It's obvious she's just done the Shake and Vac. And although unlikely, maybe put the freshness back.

    merylhighground Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:24
  • hazards of smoking on the bog.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:31
  • Is the good stuff the stuff without the cleaning fluid, talcum powder, diesel and other such delights?

    Bit bored of these kind of 'I know all about cocaine' posts...

    fuckwit Thu, 04/02/2010 - 11:32
  • Hm, it does read a bit wanky, doesn't it. Sorry, fuckwit.

    tescopop Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:12
  • I'm sure there is an innocent explanation such as Lucian Freud spilling his gesso on her perhaps?

    slug Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:18
  • To be fair I don't think Tesco was trying to come across as an I know everything about cocaine person.

    Me on the other hand.........

    Cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant.[5] The name comes from "coca" in addition to the alkaloid suffix -ine, forming cocaine. It is a stimulant of the central nervous system and an appetite suppressant. Specifically, it is a serotonin-norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitor, which mediates functionality of such as an exogenous catecholamine transporter ligand. Because of the way it affects the mesolimbic reward pathway, cocaine is addictive.[6]

    Its possession, cultivation, and distribution are illegal for non-medicinal and non-government sanctioned purposes in virtually all parts of the world. Although its free commercialization is illegal and has been severely penalized in virtually all countries, its use worldwide remains widespread in many social, cultural, and personal settings.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:19
  • cokipedia?

    slug Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:58
  • Hazards of smoking whilst having a fumble - her flies are undone.....

    Choo-Choo Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:18
  • Hazards of smoking whilst being a cack handed spacka - use an ashtray you dirty harlot.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:18
  • Fag ash.

    She's been doing ketamine and dropped her fag when she fell in a hole.

    spanabana Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:41
  • It's spunk - she was having a fag when giving old Lucian a BJ. Well, she'd barely be able to give him a STW now, would she?

    koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 19:45
  • bullshit, as if it is not coke I mean people have to carry her out of there and why would there be chalk on her thigh, she has been caught before but this time she has been caught with resadue on her. What else does she do but do drugs? its not like she orders 4 pizzas and has a pig out session etc she is still apparently a model. She drinks Champaigne with lines of coke everyone in the fashion world accepts it but the media has a field day over it because you know what it shows you that these people still have to do this kind of stuff to have a good time which I think is cool because it means my life is ok!

    dancingworm Fri, 05/02/2010 - 05:05
  • I'd always suspected from your stream of consciousness postings that you were probably on coke rather than just totally fucking hatstand. Thanks for confirming it Dancing Worm, HM's favourite mentalist.

    merylhighground Fri, 05/02/2010 - 10:55
  • i have to choose.. i say cocaine. every man has now and than a drink, but not every one use drugs. maybe she need a visit to drug rehab Arizona. for step to cure is admitting she is addicted.

    dorisy Sat, 27/11/2010 - 17:23
  • Isn't Lucian Freud the grandson of Sigmund Freud? But for the fact that Lucian had a famous grandfather he would never have become a famous painter. Don't you just love nepotism! And for fuck sakes things have moved on since the psychological theories espoused by Sigmund, thankfully. And isn't Kate Moss the woman who was so desperate for fame and money that she got her tits out for the boys as a 15 year old child? But for those photo's of her topless she would never have become the famous and rich, albeit pointless, women she is today. And she certainly would never have become anyone's muse. And I'm loving these pictures of La Moss yet again sporting the "Tramp Look". She needs to do her fucking flies up and clean her trousers. What a scab she is.

    Feministwarrior Sat, 26/02/2011 - 21:23
  • Mate, you need to go back to school and learn grammar and punctuation. And please kindly tell me what proof you have that MJ was a kiddie fiddler. We have proof that Kate Moss got her baps out for everyone as a 15 year old child. How do you feel about those photo's? Would you say that they encourage the sexualisation of children? How do you feel about indecent images of children? Would you say Kate Moss has incited or encouraged the proliferation of such images?

    Feministwarrior Sat, 26/02/2011 - 21:26

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