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One day her Prince did cum
Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:32 by Mr. HM

This may come as a shock, but Kate Moss has allegedly had an affair with a rich italian Prince with THE most stupid name on the planet.

The Sun have spoken to, wait for it, Prince Emmanuele Filiberto Umberto Reza Maria Di Savoia who says that he enjoyed a passionate affair with the Croydon clotheshorse back in 2002.

"We were together about eight months and she was a fascinating woman, not weird at all. She came on a yacht to my house in Corsica. She was meant to stay three days but stayed three weeks."

"I even wrote a song for her with Marianne [Faithfull] called 'The Pleasure Song', about ways to love. Then our relationship ended because that's how things go, but I remember her as a very passionate lady. We were young, our roads drifted and we split up."

We have been duped out of having a celebrity called Princess Kate Reza Maria Di Saveloy. I want my money back.

Imagine how fucking AWFUL that song must have been for her to leave him and end up with someone from The Kills!

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Comments

  • You're back! I'm sorry I said I hated you.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 10:05

  • She looks ropey as fook in that first photo. Snaggle toothed cunt.

    Groucho Sun, 17/01/2010 - 17:00

  • Kate Moss Slept with Frog turned into Bog
    (can Holy Moly please rummage through her rubbish and see what exclusive things she may be throwing out perhaps some false pointy teeth or some sweaty poo stained undies or perhaps some out of date caviar? I suggest the hoboes go have a look might get something good out of it!

    dancingworm Sat, 16/01/2010 - 05:07

  • Miss tescoparp, for displaying such obvious signs of bumtounging, I have to make a formal warning that you are contraveniung the Obsequiousness and Forelocktugging Act of 1996 which makes it an offence to be so kneescrapingly subservient in pubic. £150 fine and 2 months in chokey

    officerdibble Fri, 15/01/2010 - 21:39

  • Woah - pic 3. You could shred beef jerky on those gnashers.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:41

  • Dandy, you're fucking funny! I like you.

    tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:57

  • You can tell all that about Grange from one post Tescopop? that's impressive.

    dandyboy Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:49

  • I also like her. It is a well-docmented fact that I'd like to go for a pint with her. She seems fun, really, and preferable to about 95% of the people featured on HM's pages. The thing about Kate (I just typed Ket...freudian slippage?) is that she really doesn't make any grand claims. All she does is wear clothes and get paid for it, and design clothes that are sometimes shit, sometimes good. She doesn't pretend to be an ambassador (Halliwell, Jolie) or self-promote at the drop of a hat (Price et al). She's never tried to break out as a movie actress or a pop star. She's just doing her job. She's an un-academic girl who got spotted as a model and decided that hey, with no other career options a-looming, she'd take that chance, and has made millions. I can't think of many people who can say they'd turn that chance down.

    If Blart were here, he'd be calling me gullible right now. *sigh*

    MJ you should watch Glee. It literally filled me with, well, glee. I was grinning from ear to ear. And I hadn't even had me Calpol!

    tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:48

  • Yes maybe I should reconsider my attitude, be a little more positive in my day to day outlook, try and bring a little bit of joy into peoples lives rather than poisoning them with the bitterness in my heart, from this day forth I swear to be Mr Sunshine & Smiles supporting all these worthy celebrities in their daily struggles & triumphs......or alternatively I could just say arseholes to the lot of them.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:44

  • I quite like picture 7, if Kate looks to the left she can see what she'll look like in about 18 months time

    banquosghost Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:40

  • I like you grange. You are optimistic, we could all learn from that.

    Mr. HM Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:36

  • Westwood looks like Lily Cole's great grandmother

    fuckwit Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:17

  • Oh well that cuts it down to about 2000 options then......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:11

  • I like Kate , she enjoys herself and doesnt take things too seriously.

    What kind of saddo takes pictures of people's rubbish ?

    You fierce Katie !

    grange Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:08

  • is 'synchronised swimming' some kind of perversion i should be getting into? can someone from london let me know please? dirty dirty girl.

    switch Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:07

  • Could be, I've fucked one of her exes. Not Doherty.

    blaxa Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:52

  • God , she's hanging.......

    the flange Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:50

  • You know that 'handshake' game where you are supposedly 6 shakes away from anyone in the world? You think Kate Moss is playing a version of that involving the clap? (or anything else she caught from Doherty).

    dandyboy Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:45

  • You know that 'handshake' game where you are supposedly 6 shakes away from anyone in the world? You think Kate Moss is playing a version of that involving the clap? (or anything else she caught from Doherty).

    dandyboy Fri, 15/01/2010 - 12:45

  • God , she's hanging.......

    the flange Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:50

  • Could be, I've fucked one of her exes. Not Doherty.

    blaxa Fri, 15/01/2010 - 13:52

  • is 'synchronised swimming' some kind of perversion i should be getting into? can someone from london let me know please? dirty dirty girl.

    switch Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:07

  • I like Kate , she enjoys herself and doesnt take things too seriously.

    What kind of saddo takes pictures of people's rubbish ?

    You fierce Katie !

    grange Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:08

  • Oh well that cuts it down to about 2000 options then......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:11

  • Westwood looks like Lily Cole's great grandmother

    fuckwit Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:17

  • I like you grange. You are optimistic, we could all learn from that.

    Mr. HM Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:36

  • I quite like picture 7, if Kate looks to the left she can see what she'll look like in about 18 months time

    banquosghost Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:40

  • Yes maybe I should reconsider my attitude, be a little more positive in my day to day outlook, try and bring a little bit of joy into peoples lives rather than poisoning them with the bitterness in my heart, from this day forth I swear to be Mr Sunshine & Smiles supporting all these worthy celebrities in their daily struggles & triumphs......or alternatively I could just say arseholes to the lot of them.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:44

  • I also like her. It is a well-docmented fact that I'd like to go for a pint with her. She seems fun, really, and preferable to about 95% of the people featured on HM's pages. The thing about Kate (I just typed Ket...freudian slippage?) is that she really doesn't make any grand claims. All she does is wear clothes and get paid for it, and design clothes that are sometimes shit, sometimes good. She doesn't pretend to be an ambassador (Halliwell, Jolie) or self-promote at the drop of a hat (Price et al). She's never tried to break out as a movie actress or a pop star. She's just doing her job. She's an un-academic girl who got spotted as a model and decided that hey, with no other career options a-looming, she'd take that chance, and has made millions. I can't think of many people who can say they'd turn that chance down.

    If Blart were here, he'd be calling me gullible right now. *sigh*

    MJ you should watch Glee. It literally filled me with, well, glee. I was grinning from ear to ear. And I hadn't even had me Calpol!

    tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 14:48

  • You can tell all that about Grange from one post Tescopop? that's impressive.

    dandyboy Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:49

  • Dandy, you're fucking funny! I like you.

    tescopop Fri, 15/01/2010 - 15:57

  • Woah - pic 3. You could shred beef jerky on those gnashers.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 15/01/2010 - 17:41

  • Miss tescoparp, for displaying such obvious signs of bumtounging, I have to make a formal warning that you are contraveniung the Obsequiousness and Forelocktugging Act of 1996 which makes it an offence to be so kneescrapingly subservient in pubic. £150 fine and 2 months in chokey

    officerdibble Fri, 15/01/2010 - 21:39

  • Kate Moss Slept with Frog turned into Bog
    (can Holy Moly please rummage through her rubbish and see what exclusive things she may be throwing out perhaps some false pointy teeth or some sweaty poo stained undies or perhaps some out of date caviar? I suggest the hoboes go have a look might get something good out of it!

    dancingworm Sat, 16/01/2010 - 05:07

  • She looks ropey as fook in that first photo. Snaggle toothed cunt.

    Groucho Sun, 17/01/2010 - 17:00

  • You're back! I'm sorry I said I hated you.

    tescopop Mon, 18/01/2010 - 10:05

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