The Sun have spoken to, wait for it, Prince Emmanuele Filiberto Umberto Reza Maria Di Savoia who says that he enjoyed a passionate affair with the Croydon clotheshorse back in 2002.
"We were together about eight months and she was a fascinating woman, not weird at all. She came on a yacht to my house in Corsica. She was meant to stay three days but stayed three weeks."
"I even wrote a song for her with Marianne [Faithfull] called 'The Pleasure Song', about ways to love. Then our relationship ended because that's how things go, but I remember her as a very passionate lady. We were young, our roads drifted and we split up."
We have been duped out of having a celebrity called Princess Kate Reza Maria Di Saveloy. I want my money back.
Imagine how fucking AWFUL that song must have been for her to leave him and end up with someone from The Kills!
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COMMENTS (18)
You know that 'handshake' game where you are supposedly 6 shakes away from anyone in the world? You think Kate Moss is playing a version of that involving the clap? (or anything else she caught from Doherty).
Could be, I've fucked one of her exes. Not Doherty.
Oh well that cuts it down to about 2000 options then......
God , she's hanging.......
is 'synchronised swimming' some kind of perversion i should be getting into? can someone from london let me know please? dirty dirty girl.
I like Kate , she enjoys herself and doesnt take things too seriously.
What kind of saddo takes pictures of people's rubbish ?
You fierce Katie !
I like you grange. You are optimistic, we could all learn from that.
Yes maybe I should reconsider my attitude, be a little more positive in my day to day outlook, try and bring a little bit of joy into peoples lives rather than poisoning them with the bitterness in my heart, from this day forth I swear to be Mr Sunshine & Smiles supporting all these worthy celebrities in their daily struggles & triumphs......or alternatively I could just say arseholes to the lot of them.
I also like her. It is a well-docmented fact that I'd like to go for a pint with her. She seems fun, really, and preferable to about 95% of the people featured on HM's pages. The thing about Kate (I just typed Ket...freudian slippage?) is that she really doesn't make any grand claims. All she does is wear clothes and get paid for it, and design clothes that are sometimes shit, sometimes good. She doesn't pretend to be an ambassador (Halliwell, Jolie) or self-promote at the drop of a hat (Price et al). She's never tried to break out as a movie actress or a pop star. She's just doing her job. She's an un-academic girl who got spotted as a model and decided that hey, with no other career options a-looming, she'd take that chance, and has made millions. I can't think of many people who can say they'd turn that chance down.
If Blart were here, he'd be calling me gullible right now. *sigh*
MJ you should watch Glee. It literally filled me with, well, glee. I was grinning from ear to ear. And I hadn't even had me Calpol!
You can tell all that about Grange from one post Tescopop? that's impressive.