Stupid fat cow
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 10:55 by Mr. HM

Kate  Moss has always been a responsible role model hasn't she? She just has that persona that makes you want to get her to babysit your kids. Well, she's made a rare PR slip up by using a pro-anorexia slogan in an interview. Silly fat cow.

In a rare interview with fashion website WWD she said:

WWD: Do you have a motto?
KM: There are loads. There’s “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” That’s one of them. You try and remember, but it never works.

The saying, originally coined by weightwatchers,  has been adopted by pro anorexia campaigners and websites for years now, prompting the usual fury that comes wih this sort of thing from people like Miriam Stoppard and, erm, Denise Van Outen who said (in FURY):

"Kate Moss is talking out of her Size Zero backside."

Which learned her.

 

  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Dolce Gabbana Sunglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:26
  • If you are presently under the care of a psychologist or psychiatric specialist who is familiar with your situation, she or he might be able to recommend a nice inpatient eating disorder treatment facility.

    TodJ Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:25
  • I think she's a brainless slapper who looks fucking awful, and can you imagine the breath on her? She'll smell like a rhino that's been licking its arse after a marshland biryani. That's the trouble when people start to earn big money, they really do think they have something substantial to say, despite her being a lucky, lucky cunt. She really should just learn to shut the fuck up and keep sucking the cock that's keeping her in money

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:50
  • Two questions:

    Does she take it up the arse?

    And:

    Does she swallow or let it drip off her chin onto her tits?

    ken tate Sat, 21/11/2009 - 03:04
  • Methinks you doth fucking protest too much, you lardy arsed slag

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 07:44
  • Has her kid been taken into care yet? Surely social services must now be questioning if the kid's even being fed properly?

    Stramash Thu, 19/11/2009 - 18:15
  • Too right- it's like asking Vernon Kay his views on the Lisbon treaty.

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:35
  • Half of that figure has already gone to her Brixton coke dealer.

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:34
  • No. She may HAVE 40m. She's WORTH about tuppence.

    cosmotopper Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:47
  • She's worth £40m.

    tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:21
  • Amy winehouse is skinny, but I'd rather take my knob off with a cheese grater than shag her.

    slug Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:01
  • It's high time the dead-eyed, flat-chested, needle-marked, fag-ashed, empty-headed, tic-tac subsisting old slag got a proper job and stopped deluding herself that wearing clothes and being photographed is actually a 'talent' worthy of respect.

    cosmotopper Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:57
  • "In a rare interview". She should keep it that way.

    dandyboy Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:37
  • Nice to hear that Miss Moss has joined in the HM "skinny vs rancidly obese" debate.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:33
  • So it's more a case of 'nothing tastes as good as a skinny's clit' then?

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:15
  • I'd rather shag her than a fatty. No offence (actually, offence intended).
    Eh readers?

    fuckwit Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:48
  • Picture 5 - she looks goooooooooooooood

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:41
  • La Moss is not that skinny, is she?!

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:39
  • If fat people weren't so fucking fat, they wouldn't be so fucking offended all the fucking time.

    tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:37
  • please accept my firm handshake.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:45
  • If fuckwitted kids and there imbecilic parents are happy to bestow the dubious accolade of 'role model' on brick-thick, drugged-up, self-obsessed, something-else-hyphenated models, actresses and sportsmen then fuck them and the cancer they rode into town on!

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:42
  • Steven Tyler said that fucking years ago.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:25
  • She's a pointless cunt but she has something here - fat people are revolting.

    aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:24
  • She's a pointless cunt but she has something here - fat people are revolting.

    aaaargh Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:24
  • Steven Tyler said that fucking years ago.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:25
  • If fuckwitted kids and there imbecilic parents are happy to bestow the dubious accolade of 'role model' on brick-thick, drugged-up, self-obsessed, something-else-hyphenated models, actresses and sportsmen then fuck them and the cancer they rode into town on!

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:42
  • please accept my firm handshake.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:45
  • If fat people weren't so fucking fat, they wouldn't be so fucking offended all the fucking time.

    tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:37
  • La Moss is not that skinny, is she?!

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:39
  • Picture 5 - she looks goooooooooooooood

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:41
  • I'd rather shag her than a fatty. No offence (actually, offence intended).
    Eh readers?

    fuckwit Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:48
  • So it's more a case of 'nothing tastes as good as a skinny's clit' then?

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:15
  • Nice to hear that Miss Moss has joined in the HM "skinny vs rancidly obese" debate.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:33
  • "In a rare interview". She should keep it that way.

    dandyboy Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:37
  • It's high time the dead-eyed, flat-chested, needle-marked, fag-ashed, empty-headed, tic-tac subsisting old slag got a proper job and stopped deluding herself that wearing clothes and being photographed is actually a 'talent' worthy of respect.

    cosmotopper Thu, 19/11/2009 - 13:57
  • Amy winehouse is skinny, but I'd rather take my knob off with a cheese grater than shag her.

    slug Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:01
  • She's worth £40m.

    tescopop Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:21
  • No. She may HAVE 40m. She's WORTH about tuppence.

    cosmotopper Thu, 19/11/2009 - 14:47
  • Half of that figure has already gone to her Brixton coke dealer.

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:34
  • Too right- it's like asking Vernon Kay his views on the Lisbon treaty.

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 17:35
  • Has her kid been taken into care yet? Surely social services must now be questioning if the kid's even being fed properly?

    Stramash Thu, 19/11/2009 - 18:15
  • Methinks you doth fucking protest too much, you lardy arsed slag

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 07:44
  • Two questions:

    Does she take it up the arse?

    And:

    Does she swallow or let it drip off her chin onto her tits?

    ken tate Sat, 21/11/2009 - 03:04
  • I think she's a brainless slapper who looks fucking awful, and can you imagine the breath on her? She'll smell like a rhino that's been licking its arse after a marshland biryani. That's the trouble when people start to earn big money, they really do think they have something substantial to say, despite her being a lucky, lucky cunt. She really should just learn to shut the fuck up and keep sucking the cock that's keeping her in money

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:50
  • If you are presently under the care of a psychologist or psychiatric specialist who is familiar with your situation, she or he might be able to recommend a nice inpatient eating disorder treatment facility.

    TodJ Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:25
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Dolce Gabbana Sunglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:26

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