Kate nearly eats an ice cream
Wed, 05/08/2009 - 14:23 by HM writer
Luckily, there was no more cross-dressing from Jamie Hince as he and Kate Moss climbed aboard Serenity, the yacht in which they sailed across the French riveria while drinking copious amounts of wine and chuffing through packets of Malboro lights...

Mind you, on this occasion, his shorts were a bit too loose...

Meanwhile, Dutch supermodel Karen Mulder sunbathed topless while designer Stefan Pilati took photos.

Bon voyage!

  • Christ Kate, there's a reason models wear clothes... we really don't want to see your manky bod....Kelly Brook you're not

    nurcat Wed, 05/08/2009 - 18:36
  • What would you call that yacht sinking with all hands on board? A fucking good start. Pass the harpoon, old chap...

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 16:24
  • She has always got a fucking fag in her fingers or her rancid gob. She must have the breath of Shane McGowan on a bad morning - no thanks, you can keep it. Skanky cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 16:13
  • Kate - just so you know - dogpas@btinternet.com - you know you want to..., I am St Martins Lane based mid-week..., we could lunchtime fuck at the St Martins Lane hotel?

    dogpas Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:09
  • she smokes, she drinks, she does drugs, she fucks ugly wankers...., we are so ALL in with a chance.....

    dogpas Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:08
  • she smokes, she drinks, she does drugs, she fucks ugly wankers...., we are so ALL in with a chance.....

    dogpas Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:08
  • Kate - just so you know - dogpas@btinternet.com - you know you want to..., I am St Martins Lane based mid-week..., we could lunchtime fuck at the St Martins Lane hotel?

    dogpas Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:09
  • She has always got a fucking fag in her fingers or her rancid gob. She must have the breath of Shane McGowan on a bad morning - no thanks, you can keep it. Skanky cunt

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 16:13
  • What would you call that yacht sinking with all hands on board? A fucking good start. Pass the harpoon, old chap...

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 16:24
  • Christ Kate, there's a reason models wear clothes... we really don't want to see your manky bod....Kelly Brook you're not

    nurcat Wed, 05/08/2009 - 18:36

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