Kate Moss's music career looks to be back ON as she joins the Performing Right Society

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Kate Moss already working the washed out rocker look

Performing wrongs

Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:09 by Harry Bow

All you people still grieving Lily Allen's retirement from music, here's a little treat...

Following hot on the heels of, erm, Caprice and Naomi, Kate Moss looks to be launching her very own singing career!

After recording with a former junkie (Evan Dando), a current junkie (Pete Doherty) and a we-wouldn't-blame-him-if-he-soon-was junkie (boyfriend Jamie Hince), Kate Moss looks to be launching her very own bid at musical success!

Yep, with Alison Mosshart finally phased out of the picture (*cue cackling laugh*), Kate can finally start killing off the Kills. She ain't a fool though - no one will be able to rip-off her master-pieces because she's joined the Performing Rights Society, the musical body that protects copyright.

A spokesman for the organisation confirmed the move, saying:

"Kate has co-written some songs with Pete Doherty and she will now be able to collect her share of the royalties.

"For any future songs she writes - and which are played on radio, TV or live - we will also collect the royalties due.

"Both Pete Doherty and Jamie Hince are members. We are glad to welcome Kate too."

Cotton wool pads might still be necessary, but expect plenty o' the musical equivalent of airbrushing.

Can she beat these archive classics?

Kate Moss pictures, Kate Moss

Comments

hahahahahahahahahahahahah -thats made my day- cheers !!! Actually I can recommend the chicken and vegetable pasty at The Cornish Pasty outlet- cant be sure it will count as one of your 5 a day.though...........
the flange Tue, 29/09/2009 - 09:41
Now there's a coincidence!

I was just about to launch my "using-flamethrowers-and-hatchets-on-shit-chavvy-tone-deaf-bony-ex-models-who-now-fancy-being-pop-stars-now-the-contracts-have-started-to-dry-up-and-the-tits-have-started-to-flop-down" career!

Ain't life funny sometimes?
pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 22:54
Yet another scourge of fuckery that can be traced back to Bobby Gillespie.
dandyboy Mon, 28/09/2009 - 22:30
There's this dour-faced bint who works in Greggs. I hate her with a passion. Everytime I go in and there's no mashed pig in pastry, she lies about how long said fatty treats are going to be, hoping I will give up and not darken her door again. Two minutes later, they're always ready. ALWAYS. And I purchase my mashed-pig-pastry-thingy and she avoids eye contact whilst I resist the urge to drag her over the counter by the throat and demand she cease with the lies.
Nonetheless, I'd still rather listen to her screeching her way through "Doncha" at karaoke after a couple of bottles of Cherry Lambrini than ever listen to Kate Moss doing anything involving her vocal cords. I don't think I've even heard her speak or anything, and I want to keep it that way. Actually, I reckon Keely from Greggs and Kate Moss from Cuntville should actually trade jobs.
retrovertigo Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:04
Poor old Kate with her pork chop tits.

Now she's knocking on, she's got nowt to fall back on, apart from her pension (or as he's known in the trade Phil Green).

Wouldn't it be something if Mossy did I'm a Celebrity? Now there's a thought.

The old girl's running out of steam bless her - it won't be long before she's doing a set at Spearmint Rhino.
PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 20:42
I just got footage of a gig they did at a footy half-time. Fuck they're good...
Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 20:32
I'd rather she just slit her fucking wrists, personally. Another fucking moneyspinner to increase her overlarge ego and bank balance, the venereal-diseased old cunt
Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 20:04
Filthy crack whore
youjizzmoppers Mon, 28/09/2009 - 19:24
Kate Moss will sound like this. Fan-Tastic. Hee hee.
kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:49

Kate Moss will sound like this. Fan-Tastic. Hee hee.
kwebb Mon, 28/09/2009 - 17:49
Filthy crack whore
youjizzmoppers Mon, 28/09/2009 - 19:24
I'd rather she just slit her fucking wrists, personally. Another fucking moneyspinner to increase her overlarge ego and bank balance, the venereal-diseased old cunt
Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 20:04
I just got footage of a gig they did at a footy half-time. Fuck they're good...
Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 20:32
Poor old Kate with her pork chop tits.

Now she's knocking on, she's got nowt to fall back on, apart from her pension (or as he's known in the trade Phil Green).

Wouldn't it be something if Mossy did I'm a Celebrity? Now there's a thought.

The old girl's running out of steam bless her - it won't be long before she's doing a set at Spearmint Rhino.
PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 20:42
There's this dour-faced bint who works in Greggs. I hate her with a passion. Everytime I go in and there's no mashed pig in pastry, she lies about how long said fatty treats are going to be, hoping I will give up and not darken her door again. Two minutes later, they're always ready. ALWAYS. And I purchase my mashed-pig-pastry-thingy and she avoids eye contact whilst I resist the urge to drag her over the counter by the throat and demand she cease with the lies.
Nonetheless, I'd still rather listen to her screeching her way through "Doncha" at karaoke after a couple of bottles of Cherry Lambrini than ever listen to Kate Moss doing anything involving her vocal cords. I don't think I've even heard her speak or anything, and I want to keep it that way. Actually, I reckon Keely from Greggs and Kate Moss from Cuntville should actually trade jobs.
retrovertigo Mon, 28/09/2009 - 21:04
Yet another scourge of fuckery that can be traced back to Bobby Gillespie.
dandyboy Mon, 28/09/2009 - 22:30
Now there's a coincidence!

I was just about to launch my "using-flamethrowers-and-hatchets-on-shit-chavvy-tone-deaf-bony-ex-models-who-now-fancy-being-pop-stars-now-the-contracts-have-started-to-dry-up-and-the-tits-have-started-to-flop-down" career!

Ain't life funny sometimes?
pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 22:54
hahahahahahahahahahahahah -thats made my day- cheers !!! Actually I can recommend the chicken and vegetable pasty at The Cornish Pasty outlet- cant be sure it will count as one of your 5 a day.though...........
the flange Tue, 29/09/2009 - 09:41