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Katie Price dresses like a lunatic

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Fri, 16/10/2009 - 10:58 by Mr. HM

I don't kow how you spent yesterday, but it seems Katie Price spent hers at an Arts and Craft lesson for the terminally stupid.

Putting on my best Gok Wan face, it's the combination that really makes this outfit just dreamy.

Skirt made of feathers
Rubik cube bracelet
Shoes that scare horses
More makeup than her boyfrend in tranny mode

But all that pales into significance when placed next to those tits. They really are a bit ridiculous aren't they? 5 boob jobs in and she still wants more. I swear if you open them up you'll find a six year old boy hiding in each.

Fashion Disaster, Katie Price pictures, Katie Price

Comments

Fucking Hell, NO WONDER ALEX REID fancies her.....That is as close to a ladyboy without being feminine as I have seen, add to it the heart tattoo on her battered minge, Harve Price, and her history....What fucking catch she is!
britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:24
She's dragged up on Heat looking just like Clark Gable. Frightening. I always said she had some mans about her.
PuddyTwat Sat, 17/10/2009 - 13:11
Vile just vile- word,s for once, fail me
koos Fri, 16/10/2009 - 22:46
Fugly.
whatthe. Fri, 16/10/2009 - 20:06
Haha "pales into insignificance"!
Because she's not pale, you see, she's orange...
Actually she's more like the colour of my grandad's shed, and has had more tools inside.
littlelola Fri, 16/10/2009 - 18:22
What a fucking mockery she is - plastic bitch with fuckwit "hardcase" boyfriend. The end can only be around the corner....
Blartmonster Fri, 16/10/2009 - 17:47
Jesus H - she's morphing into Amy Winehouse . . . with tits - perhaps that's why Winehouse is getting hers pumped up.

And there's still people who hold up Jordan to be some sort of "role model".
Stramash Fri, 16/10/2009 - 15:31
Both species of Peafowl are believed to be polygamous. The male peacock flares out its feathers when it is trying to get the females attention.During mating season they will often emit a very loud high pitched cry.

Interesting choice of attire
scone Fri, 16/10/2009 - 14:08
What an absolute fuck-tard this woman is.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 16/10/2009 - 13:07
That would be a definite improvement on the hair she has now. Does she dye it with boot polish?
BustySinclair Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:59
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
tescopop Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:47
Remember when Hulk Hogan went mad and dyed his sideburns black? Well this Katie's Hogan moment. When she finally loses it and shaves off her weave, the mags will be there to cream off the story. Beats Jobseeker's Allowance.
PuddyTwat Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:40
Great article, love hearing what went on. x
HeyYou Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:36
what was the event, children's birthday party at maccy d's?
unseemlydogposture Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:49
Fuuuuuck me, you can see the sun-damage. What a fucking mess.
tescopop Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:45
Short of her coming out and announcing her piss smells of Sugar Puffs (and I wouldn't bet against it) she really is turning into The Perfect Storm for HM contributors isn't she?
jiggerycock Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:39
pandakiller Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:34
Obviously she let Harvey make her Halloween costume this year. It's not for a few weeks yet Katie!
BustySinclair Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:21

Obviously she let Harvey make her Halloween costume this year. It's not for a few weeks yet Katie!
BustySinclair Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:21
pandakiller Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:34
Short of her coming out and announcing her piss smells of Sugar Puffs (and I wouldn't bet against it) she really is turning into The Perfect Storm for HM contributors isn't she?
jiggerycock Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:39
Fuuuuuck me, you can see the sun-damage. What a fucking mess.
tescopop Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:45
what was the event, children's birthday party at maccy d's?
unseemlydogposture Fri, 16/10/2009 - 11:49
Great article, love hearing what went on. x
HeyYou Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:36
Remember when Hulk Hogan went mad and dyed his sideburns black? Well this Katie's Hogan moment. When she finally loses it and shaves off her weave, the mags will be there to cream off the story. Beats Jobseeker's Allowance.
PuddyTwat Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:40
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
tescopop Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:47
That would be a definite improvement on the hair she has now. Does she dye it with boot polish?
BustySinclair Fri, 16/10/2009 - 12:59
What an absolute fuck-tard this woman is.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 16/10/2009 - 13:07
Both species of Peafowl are believed to be polygamous. The male peacock flares out its feathers when it is trying to get the females attention.During mating season they will often emit a very loud high pitched cry.

Interesting choice of attire
scone Fri, 16/10/2009 - 14:08
Jesus H - she's morphing into Amy Winehouse . . . with tits - perhaps that's why Winehouse is getting hers pumped up.

And there's still people who hold up Jordan to be some sort of "role model".
Stramash Fri, 16/10/2009 - 15:31
What a fucking mockery she is - plastic bitch with fuckwit "hardcase" boyfriend. The end can only be around the corner....
Blartmonster Fri, 16/10/2009 - 17:47
Haha "pales into insignificance"!
Because she's not pale, you see, she's orange...
Actually she's more like the colour of my grandad's shed, and has had more tools inside.
littlelola Fri, 16/10/2009 - 18:22
Fugly.
whatthe. Fri, 16/10/2009 - 20:06
Vile just vile- word,s for once, fail me
koos Fri, 16/10/2009 - 22:46
She's dragged up on Heat looking just like Clark Gable. Frightening. I always said she had some mans about her.
PuddyTwat Sat, 17/10/2009 - 13:11
Fucking Hell, NO WONDER ALEX REID fancies her.....That is as close to a ladyboy without being feminine as I have seen, add to it the heart tattoo on her battered minge, Harve Price, and her history....What fucking catch she is!
britt.read Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:24