Kate Winslet and her director husband Sam Mendes have split after six years of marriage, which kind of explains why she's shed a load of weight and got a tan and teeth - she's back on the pull.

It was difficult to work out how it all ended like this - after all the pair were constantly photographed together, even twice in the past 18 months.

One time it was when she won an Oscar for the film that he directed and the other for the premiere of the film she starred in and he directed.

I can't remember if I put it in the mailout or not, but we first heard that these two were as friendly to each other as John Rambo and the guy in the helicopter in First Blood (what do you mean stop using obscure references? Google it) - so if we can all pretend that last year we scooped this then that would be great.

She's so obviously back on the cock isn't she?

Aside from that, I have zero interest in this other than trying to work out who her next husband will be. If you look at the graph you'll see the trajectory indicates.... Nicholas Cage.

Clever move Winslet. Clever move...