Body of Lies?
Wed, 17/03/2010 - 12:09 by HM writer

Now that Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes have announced their separation and impending divorce, the tabloids are in a frenzy to romantically link them to fellow celebrities that both have worked with on more than one occasion. Mendes is reportedly being comforted (euphemism for having sex with) by actress Rebecca Hall and Winslet consoled by former co-star Leonardo DiCaprio, obviously...

Apparently Winslet had become 'increasingly frustrated' with Mendes's 'closeness' to Rebecca Hall. The director had recently cast the 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' actress in two of his theatre projects (i.e definitely doing it) in London and New York.

A source apparently close to Winslet said:

"When Kate found out that Sam had grown close to Rebecca she was upset. Rebecca is totally Sam's type  -  a thespian mix of brains and beauty."

Someone shoot that source, please.

Meanwhile, Winslet is apparently being comforted by Leonardo DiCaprio (because they starred as lovers in two films) despite the fact that she is now in Mexico being comforted by Emma Thompson (literally this time, they're not lezzing up - as far as we're aware, anyway).

Another source, less pompous than the first one, said:

"Since Kate's marriage started to go south, around the time they were filming Revolutionary Road, they've [DiCaprio and Winslet] got closer again. Kate has always really adored Leo and feels like she can tell him anything.

"They were thrust into stardom together and were the only people who knew what the other was going through. He's been a rock for her."

Before finally adding:

"Leo and Kate have been like brother and sister."

Which is probably just one of the reasons that they haven't been shagging...

 

  • All u BITCHES!!! need to stop hatin' on my girl Kate Winslet. Just because she gotta divorce that is her and sam's business, ya'll need to mind your own damn business and get a life. She is still going to be amazin and make them millions while ya'll poor asses sit and wish u was her. U fucking assholes. I can't stand HATERS!!!

    Tim432 Wed, 05/05/2010 - 03:16
  • Calm down, Dear. It's only a commercial.

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 18/03/2010 - 14:04
  • I can't imagine what she ever saw in that bloated pompus prick. His films are shite and so have hers been since she's been with him. One thing is certain about Mendes, He likes his 'ladies' thick and thin and winslet doesnt fit the bill.

    mae Thu, 18/03/2010 - 07:17
  • You, Koshmar. You!

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/03/2010 - 06:53
  • She's a needy bastard who must be fucking hard work to live with, with an oversized ego to feed, so he's well off out of it.

    She dumped her first husband to hitch up with the better-known and better-connected Mendes so she's climbing the social ladder steadily. Who's next? Cameron? Tarantino? Michael Winner??

    koshmar Thu, 18/03/2010 - 00:13
  • Brother and sister? That means he never fancied her? But then again neither did anyone else - least of all her husband it would seem. Mind you she is an over-eager geezer bird so he's well out if it.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 22:29
  • Really don't see Winslet as being DiCaprio's type. She's not 6 feet tall and doesn't model lingerie and bikinis for a living. She's like the heavier "best friend" who's pinning for the popular boy.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 17/03/2010 - 17:54
  • Leo is gay, his boyfriend's name is Luke Haas. Kate has indeed been "lezzing it up" as Mr Moly says but not to my knowledge with Emma Thompson. This is obviously a press release from her PR to deflect from whatever is really going on as is typical.

    insider Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:50
  • So Rebecca Hall is just his type, "brains and beauty" One wonders what Rebecca's type is, balding, greying, bearded, loaded?

    scone Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:29
  • Oh well, how sad for them all, but on another and far more relevant level I'd far rather 'comfort' Winslet than Hall I suppose.

    slug Wed, 17/03/2010 - 14:17
  • 'He's been a rock for her'

    Given the legendary sausage quota our Leo is carrying around in his pants, no wonder her skin has got that glow. Bitch.

    merylhighground Wed, 17/03/2010 - 13:17
  • "a thespian mix of brains and beauty": how'd he end up married to her then?

    dandyboy Wed, 17/03/2010 - 13:05
  • So how come we don't get the "Mendes pissed at Winslett for calling Leo 10 times a day prior to break up" version? You would have been, wouldn't you?

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/03/2010 - 13:00
  • So how come we don't get the "Mendes pissed at Winslett for calling Leo 10 times a day prior to break up" version? You would have been, wouldn't you?

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/03/2010 - 13:00
  • "a thespian mix of brains and beauty": how'd he end up married to her then?

    dandyboy Wed, 17/03/2010 - 13:05
  • 'He's been a rock for her'

    Given the legendary sausage quota our Leo is carrying around in his pants, no wonder her skin has got that glow. Bitch.

    merylhighground Wed, 17/03/2010 - 13:17
  • Oh well, how sad for them all, but on another and far more relevant level I'd far rather 'comfort' Winslet than Hall I suppose.

    slug Wed, 17/03/2010 - 14:17
  • So Rebecca Hall is just his type, "brains and beauty" One wonders what Rebecca's type is, balding, greying, bearded, loaded?

    scone Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:29
  • Leo is gay, his boyfriend's name is Luke Haas. Kate has indeed been "lezzing it up" as Mr Moly says but not to my knowledge with Emma Thompson. This is obviously a press release from her PR to deflect from whatever is really going on as is typical.

    insider Wed, 17/03/2010 - 15:50
  • Really don't see Winslet as being DiCaprio's type. She's not 6 feet tall and doesn't model lingerie and bikinis for a living. She's like the heavier "best friend" who's pinning for the popular boy.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 17/03/2010 - 17:54
  • Brother and sister? That means he never fancied her? But then again neither did anyone else - least of all her husband it would seem. Mind you she is an over-eager geezer bird so he's well out if it.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 22:29
  • She's a needy bastard who must be fucking hard work to live with, with an oversized ego to feed, so he's well off out of it.

    She dumped her first husband to hitch up with the better-known and better-connected Mendes so she's climbing the social ladder steadily. Who's next? Cameron? Tarantino? Michael Winner??

    koshmar Thu, 18/03/2010 - 00:13
  • You, Koshmar. You!

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/03/2010 - 06:53
  • I can't imagine what she ever saw in that bloated pompus prick. His films are shite and so have hers been since she's been with him. One thing is certain about Mendes, He likes his 'ladies' thick and thin and winslet doesnt fit the bill.

    mae Thu, 18/03/2010 - 07:17
  • Calm down, Dear. It's only a commercial.

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 18/03/2010 - 14:04
  • All u BITCHES!!! need to stop hatin' on my girl Kate Winslet. Just because she gotta divorce that is her and sam's business, ya'll need to mind your own damn business and get a life. She is still going to be amazin and make them millions while ya'll poor asses sit and wish u was her. U fucking assholes. I can't stand HATERS!!!

    Tim432 Wed, 05/05/2010 - 03:16

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