Another Young Gun?
Tue, 20/10/2009 - 13:34 by HM writer

Poor robot wife to Tom Cruise Katie Holmes was trying to make the most of being allowed out all by herself but it looked as though her battery was running low or she was requiring Tom's assistance to switch her back 'on' before she spontaneously combusted and burst into flames at the 19th Annual Women in Hollywood party sponsored by Elle last night...

Holmes even ditched her maternity GAP outifts to dress up in a racy black number which was so see-through you could even see her black bra *gasps*.

She kept touching or rubbing her stomach and looking pained so either she had bad indigestion OR perhaps she and Tom are about to make an annoucement that a Suri number two is on it's way...

Also at Beverly Hills bash, actress Emily Blunt, a barely recognisable Cat Deeley, Kanye's bit of fluff Amber Rose, Renee Zellwegger, Julianne Moore, Robin Wright Penn, Diane Kruger and Alec Baldwin (we think it was just a celebration for women, Alec)...

  • Shes laughing and seems happy I wonder why, maybe because toms not there controlling every move she makes and every pea she eats. They all look very hungry! ELLE needs to get the food out instead of the champaigne!

    dancingworm Wed, 21/10/2009 - 06:30
  • Her tits look worse than my mum's and she's 70.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:17
  • Mind you she might be deliberately letting herself go so as to put her old man off the scent. Cos who in their right mind would want old Tom to poke them out? "Say Katie, can you hold it straight for me while I guide it in? Gee thanks honey."

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:16
  • Looks like Katie has fallen foul of the thetans again, all those alien past lives in her stomach.

    Fucking scientology. What a load of old wank.

    pandakiller Tue, 20/10/2009 - 19:25
  • Cat Deeley - an overrated, overindulged, self-absorbed media whore of the worst sort. You were a fucking compere, you stupid cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:43
  • Deeley and Wright-Penn look the same...

    dennisnilsen Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:39
  • Deeley and Wright-Penn look the same...

    dennisnilsen Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:39
  • Cat Deeley - an overrated, overindulged, self-absorbed media whore of the worst sort. You were a fucking compere, you stupid cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:43
  • Looks like Katie has fallen foul of the thetans again, all those alien past lives in her stomach.

    Fucking scientology. What a load of old wank.

    pandakiller Tue, 20/10/2009 - 19:25
  • Mind you she might be deliberately letting herself go so as to put her old man off the scent. Cos who in their right mind would want old Tom to poke them out? "Say Katie, can you hold it straight for me while I guide it in? Gee thanks honey."

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:16
  • Her tits look worse than my mum's and she's 70.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:17
  • Shes laughing and seems happy I wonder why, maybe because toms not there controlling every move she makes and every pea she eats. They all look very hungry! ELLE needs to get the food out instead of the champaigne!

    dancingworm Wed, 21/10/2009 - 06:30

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