Katie and Alex, yesterday
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Mon, 17/05/2010 - 13:13 by Mr. HMNot quite sure what Katie Price and Alex Reid were expecting when they turned up to the fight that Alex pulled out of due to "injury", but people dressed as apes SCREAMING abuse at them for a couple of hours probably wasn't on the list...
But that's exactly what happened.
As well as the brilliantly dressed crowd ^^points up^^ Katie and Alex had to pretend they were deaf as the cage fighting audience made their feelings about The Reidinator perfectly clear:
"YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE BEATEN HIM!"
"HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU!" (Presumably regarding his opponent rather than Katie)
Despite their brave attempts to soak up the abuse into their elephantine thick skin, our lovely couple could take no more and scarpered.
If only they weren't cornered by the crowd whilst on the bus who has one more choice chant left up their sleeve:
"ALEX REID IS A PRICK"
hahahahaha
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I don't care generally on the genre of music that people perform to, it's the talent and ability that matters to me too. I will youtube that performance sometime, and I can appreciate that if it's exactly as you say.
Winehouse on the other hand - a good singer but a complete cunt of a person. Do not like at all
I've said it before and i'll say it again Lady Gaga is just Christina Aguilera styled by Su Pollard.....nothing new to see, move along.
It's Tina Turner in Thunderdome all over again. Sort of...
I don't mind Gaga that much, but mainly because she seems to have inspired a generation of desperate-not-to-get-left-behind also-rans (hello Kelis and Christina Aguilera) to dress up like they're in a Transformers porn flick.
Hey Kosh, I'm not sure about anybody being revolutionary these days, they're all touting huge PR machines, but it was when I YouTubed Gaga doing that Live performance on X Factor or American Idol, I don't remember which, and she sang, played the piano and danced while that guy played the electric violin that I came onside. Her performance was just fantastic and after going to see live bands for years and years I thought, Jesus, this girls has a proper set of pipes and there are real instruments going on. Couldn't help being impressed. Just because it's pop it doesn't have to be substandard and mimed, in my opinion. (I saw Amy Winehouse at The Isle of Wight in 2007. Obviously she could sing and her band were good, but her performance was lackluster and boring)
As I said before she has this tiny teeny speaking voice then a singing voice like a lion roaring in a toilet cubicle. She is immense and has earned the right to dress like an art installation. Sooner her than twelve thousand Holly Willoughbys/Tess Dalys/Paris Hiltons/Fearne Cottons. Non functioning droids versus talent. (And I don't even like all of Gaga's songs, I just love people who give it some welly. Oh, and I like yellow hair).
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Agreed to a point but she's not as revolutionary as they make her out to be. Just very fucking clever PR and marketing....
Ah, well, they were kids she'd had from a couple of other blokes she was fucking at the time, so they're not important right now. Some cypriot wanker with a voice like a girl, and some crap footballer whose kid she screwed up from snorting too much coke when preggers.
Who's been keeping an eye on the kids while this dynamic duo have been milking this over-inflated publicity heifer. Didn't she win a "Mum of the Year" award some time ago. Can they ask for it back?
dont feel sorry for Alex Ried because lets face it there marriage may last a couple of years in which time he will of made a hefty swiss bank account (I hope) and he will of got him the exposure to make him a moderate celebrity in England setting him up for pagents and Harrods openings etc Plus he is better looking than her by far I think!
No Hux, I've had some right rants about Lady Gaga on this site, simply because it was picture after picture calling her a twat at one point and I don't think you should criticize someone for dressing like a crazy girl if they have the talent and attitude to back it up. As I said before she has this tiny teeny speaking voice then a singing voice like a lion roaring in a toilet cubicle. She is immense and has earned the right to dress like an art installation. Sooner her than twelve thousand Holly Willoughbys/Tess Dalys/Paris Hiltons/Fearne Cottons. Non functioning droids versus talent. (And I don't even like all of Gaga's songs, I just love people who give it some welly. Oh, and I like yellow hair).
I feel a tiny bit sorry for him as well. He may resemble Morph after thirty seconds in a microwave, but he's just too thick for me to properly make fun of. That's how "Pricey" likes them. Dumb, orange and submissive.
And huxylady, I think Gaga looks like a twat, but I do like some of her songs. So I guess I'm a semi-pro Gaga voice.
I feel your pain, dear. I am the lone pro-Gaga voice on this site so I understand the sense of isolation.
I'm sorry, I can't keep it in, I have to say it...I feel sorry for him. A bit. I really do.
She seems to thrive on making him the biggest laughing stock she possibly can. He looks beleaguered when he's not looking vacant. It's fucking horrible to watch.
She probably thinks they are calling her "Kant". I hear that her mighty tome 'My Pony Care Book' is considered to surpass Kant's exploration of the Transcendental in 'The Logic of Pure Reason' .
How incredible is pic 3? If ever you've seen a "Best smile on the outside, sobbing uncontrollably on the inside" face it has got to be hers...
He just seems unaware as usual...
Reminds me of the simpsons:
Burns: "Why are they booing me?"
Smithers " Oh, they're not, they're saying boo...urns. boourns."
"What are they calling me Katie, a Cult? Kurt? Cant?"
WE WANT FOOTAGE!
Sort it out, Mr HM!!!
Fucking superb, couldn't happen to a bigger pair of tools. I can't help but wonder if the microphones they're wearing picked up the abuse. It would be tragic after all if their glorious televisual extravaganza was ruined by small minded HM readers.
So how's the "new image" working out for you you hateful plastic twat ? People really seem to be buying into the Katy & Alex love story don't they. I'm sure the endorsements and book deals will be rolling in again soon.....maybe you can release your 264th autobiography detailing the struggle and traumas of say the last 32 days.
So how's the "new image" working out for you you hateful plastic twat ? People really seem to be buying into the Katy & Alex love story don't they. I'm sure the endorsements and book deals will be rolling in again soon.....maybe you can release your 264th autobiography detailing the struggle and traumas of say the last 32 days.
Fucking superb, couldn't happen to a bigger pair of tools. I can't help but wonder if the microphones they're wearing picked up the abuse. It would be tragic after all if their glorious televisual extravaganza was ruined by small minded HM readers.
WE WANT FOOTAGE!
Sort it out, Mr HM!!!
How incredible is pic 3? If ever you've seen a "Best smile on the outside, sobbing uncontrollably on the inside" face it has got to be hers...
He just seems unaware as usual...
Reminds me of the simpsons:
Burns: "Why are they booing me?"
Smithers " Oh, they're not, they're saying boo...urns. boourns."
"What are they calling me Katie, a Cult? Kurt? Cant?"
She probably thinks they are calling her "Kant". I hear that her mighty tome 'My Pony Care Book' is considered to surpass Kant's exploration of the Transcendental in 'The Logic of Pure Reason' .
I'm sorry, I can't keep it in, I have to say it...I feel sorry for him. A bit. I really do.
She seems to thrive on making him the biggest laughing stock she possibly can. He looks beleaguered when he's not looking vacant. It's fucking horrible to watch.
I feel your pain, dear. I am the lone pro-Gaga voice on this site so I understand the sense of isolation.
I feel a tiny bit sorry for him as well. He may resemble Morph after thirty seconds in a microwave, but he's just too thick for me to properly make fun of. That's how "Pricey" likes them. Dumb, orange and submissive.
And huxylady, I think Gaga looks like a twat, but I do like some of her songs. So I guess I'm a semi-pro Gaga voice.
No Hux, I've had some right rants about Lady Gaga on this site, simply because it was picture after picture calling her a twat at one point and I don't think you should criticize someone for dressing like a crazy girl if they have the talent and attitude to back it up. As I said before she has this tiny teeny speaking voice then a singing voice like a lion roaring in a toilet cubicle. She is immense and has earned the right to dress like an art installation. Sooner her than twelve thousand Holly Willoughbys/Tess Dalys/Paris Hiltons/Fearne Cottons. Non functioning droids versus talent. (And I don't even like all of Gaga's songs, I just love people who give it some welly. Oh, and I like yellow hair).
dont feel sorry for Alex Ried because lets face it there marriage may last a couple of years in which time he will of made a hefty swiss bank account (I hope) and he will of got him the exposure to make him a moderate celebrity in England setting him up for pagents and Harrods openings etc Plus he is better looking than her by far I think!
Who's been keeping an eye on the kids while this dynamic duo have been milking this over-inflated publicity heifer. Didn't she win a "Mum of the Year" award some time ago. Can they ask for it back?
Ah, well, they were kids she'd had from a couple of other blokes she was fucking at the time, so they're not important right now. Some cypriot wanker with a voice like a girl, and some crap footballer whose kid she screwed up from snorting too much coke when preggers.
Agreed to a point but she's not as revolutionary as they make her out to be. Just very fucking clever PR and marketing....
As I said before she has this tiny teeny speaking voice then a singing voice like a lion roaring in a toilet cubicle. She is immense and has earned the right to dress like an art installation. Sooner her than twelve thousand Holly Willoughbys/Tess Dalys/Paris Hiltons/Fearne Cottons. Non functioning droids versus talent. (And I don't even like all of Gaga's songs, I just love people who give it some welly. Oh, and I like yellow hair).
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/katie-price-and-alex-reid-get-brilliantly-heckled-cage-fighter-thing46470#comment-form#ixzz0oG8nuzZa
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Hey Kosh, I'm not sure about anybody being revolutionary these days, they're all touting huge PR machines, but it was when I YouTubed Gaga doing that Live performance on X Factor or American Idol, I don't remember which, and she sang, played the piano and danced while that guy played the electric violin that I came onside. Her performance was just fantastic and after going to see live bands for years and years I thought, Jesus, this girls has a proper set of pipes and there are real instruments going on. Couldn't help being impressed. Just because it's pop it doesn't have to be substandard and mimed, in my opinion. (I saw Amy Winehouse at The Isle of Wight in 2007. Obviously she could sing and her band were good, but her performance was lackluster and boring)
I don't mind Gaga that much, but mainly because she seems to have inspired a generation of desperate-not-to-get-left-behind also-rans (hello Kelis and Christina Aguilera) to dress up like they're in a Transformers porn flick.
It's Tina Turner in Thunderdome all over again. Sort of...
I've said it before and i'll say it again Lady Gaga is just Christina Aguilera styled by Su Pollard.....nothing new to see, move along.
I don't care generally on the genre of music that people perform to, it's the talent and ability that matters to me too. I will youtube that performance sometime, and I can appreciate that if it's exactly as you say.
Winehouse on the other hand - a good singer but a complete cunt of a person. Do not like at all