Crash and burn
Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:10 by HM writer

A few days after celebrating their nuptials in the world's largest strip club in Vegas, Alex Reid and Katie Price continued with their honeymoon by taking the ITV2 camera crew for a bit of dune buggying in the Nevada desert...

Meanwhile, the pair have reportedly been fighting already over their work commitments and ways to make the most money out of their marriage, typical relationship arguments like that.

A source said:

"Katie has been very difficult to manage. She has been walking around with a face like thunder a lot of the time. Her and Alex are also bickering over where to go when they leave Vegas at the end of the week because of their separate TV commitments. Poor Alex is getting it in the neck already."

But perhaps our favourite part of this heartwarming love story so far, is what the salesman told the press after flogging Price Reid's wedding ring.

He said:

"Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have. She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, 'No, I don't like that.'

"Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, 'You should decide because you're the one that's going to have to wear it.' It didn't seem very romantic. I'd describe it as businesslike."

In the end, Alex chose a £2,200 steel and diamond ring.

The only way this story could become any more passionate, would be if their dune buggies had collided into one another at high speed before bursting into ball flames...

  • Oh for a rocket propelled grenade launcher at that time in the dunes...

    koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 20:27
  • i done a laugh then.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:55
  • Oh, and Mopsa, '...bursting into ball flames.'

    What's that, a new STD? Fellatio with Chillis? A tragic fart-lighting experiment? What?

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:51
  • Jeez, Mr HM must be doing well to afford 28 nearly identical pictures. Or maybe they're going cheap because no one else wants them.

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:14
  • If we want Mr HM to stop posting stories about this vile wench then all we need to do is stop looking at & commenting on the stories involving her on the website. If nobody is looking at the stories then no advertiser is going to cough up more money to have their advert on those pages....eventually it's not even worth Mr HM coughing up for the pictures and voila no more Jordan.

    People power in effect.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:30
  • Please please please, HM, no more non-stories about "She Whose Name Must Not Be Uttered" and "Mahogany McJuglugs" anymore!!!

    Do not give them any more publicity, even if it is only negative, it's completely validating their meaningless existances! Cast them into well-deserved oblivion, stop mentioning the pair of shitstains on the undercrackers of national consciousness and we can all gladly forget about them...well, those of us who avoid OK! magazine at all costs...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:53
  • "Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have. She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, 'No, I don't like that.'

    "Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, 'You should decide because you're the one that's going to have to wear it.'

    In the end, Alex chose a £2,200 steel and diamond ring.

    .........................

    Slight error in the reporting - they did in fact settle for a $59 steel ring that goes through Alex Reid's scrotum and is attached to a $2141 diamond studded chain for Katie to lead him around by.

    Tanyas pink muff Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:43
  • Why oh why do you put stuff up about this woman? Who gives a shit, really? Surely you are fuelling the bizarre media frenzy? Enough

    broozed Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:27
  • Are both of ITV 2's viewers still watching this?

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:16
  • enjoy it. these are price's death-throws.

    yeah, mopsa.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:15
  • Mopsa you cunt, why the fuck are we looking 9 photos copied to make 28?

    BonnyWill Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:42
  • Mopsa you cunt, why the fuck are we looking 9 photos copied to make 28?

    BonnyWill Fri, 05/02/2010 - 11:42
  • enjoy it. these are price's death-throws.

    yeah, mopsa.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:15
  • Are both of ITV 2's viewers still watching this?

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:16
  • Why oh why do you put stuff up about this woman? Who gives a shit, really? Surely you are fuelling the bizarre media frenzy? Enough

    broozed Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:27
  • "Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have. She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, 'No, I don't like that.'

    "Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, 'You should decide because you're the one that's going to have to wear it.'

    In the end, Alex chose a £2,200 steel and diamond ring.

    .........................

    Slight error in the reporting - they did in fact settle for a $59 steel ring that goes through Alex Reid's scrotum and is attached to a $2141 diamond studded chain for Katie to lead him around by.

    Tanyas pink muff Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:43
  • Please please please, HM, no more non-stories about "She Whose Name Must Not Be Uttered" and "Mahogany McJuglugs" anymore!!!

    Do not give them any more publicity, even if it is only negative, it's completely validating their meaningless existances! Cast them into well-deserved oblivion, stop mentioning the pair of shitstains on the undercrackers of national consciousness and we can all gladly forget about them...well, those of us who avoid OK! magazine at all costs...

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 05/02/2010 - 12:53
  • If we want Mr HM to stop posting stories about this vile wench then all we need to do is stop looking at & commenting on the stories involving her on the website. If nobody is looking at the stories then no advertiser is going to cough up more money to have their advert on those pages....eventually it's not even worth Mr HM coughing up for the pictures and voila no more Jordan.

    People power in effect.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:30
  • Jeez, Mr HM must be doing well to afford 28 nearly identical pictures. Or maybe they're going cheap because no one else wants them.

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:14
  • Oh, and Mopsa, '...bursting into ball flames.'

    What's that, a new STD? Fellatio with Chillis? A tragic fart-lighting experiment? What?

    slug Fri, 05/02/2010 - 14:51
  • i done a laugh then.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 05/02/2010 - 15:55
  • Oh for a rocket propelled grenade launcher at that time in the dunes...

    koshmar Sat, 06/02/2010 - 20:27

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