Meanwhile, the pair have reportedly been fighting already over their work commitments and ways to make the most money out of their marriage, typical relationship arguments like that.
A source said:
"Katie has been very difficult to manage. She has been walking around with a face like thunder a lot of the time. Her and Alex are also bickering over where to go when they leave Vegas at the end of the week because of their separate TV commitments. Poor Alex is getting it in the neck already."
But perhaps our favourite part of this heartwarming love story so far, is what the salesman told the press after flogging Price Reid's wedding ring.
He said:
"Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have. She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, 'No, I don't like that.'
"Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, 'You should decide because you're the one that's going to have to wear it.' It didn't seem very romantic. I'd describe it as businesslike."
In the end, Alex chose a £2,200 steel and diamond ring.
The only way this story could become any more passionate, would be if their dune buggies had collided into one another at high speed before bursting into ball flames...
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COMMENTS (11)
Mopsa you cunt, why the fuck are we looking 9 photos copied to make 28?
enjoy it. these are price's death-throws.
yeah, mopsa.
Are both of ITV 2's viewers still watching this?
Why oh why do you put stuff up about this woman? Who gives a shit, really? Surely you are fuelling the bizarre media frenzy? Enough
"Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have. She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, 'No, I don't like that.'
"Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, 'You should decide because you're the one that's going to have to wear it.'
In the end, Alex chose a £2,200 steel and diamond ring.
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Slight error in the reporting - they did in fact settle for a $59 steel ring that goes through Alex Reid's scrotum and is attached to a $2141 diamond studded chain for Katie to lead him around by.
Please please please, HM, no more non-stories about "She Whose Name Must Not Be Uttered" and "Mahogany McJuglugs" anymore!!!
Do not give them any more publicity, even if it is only negative, it's completely validating their meaningless existances! Cast them into well-deserved oblivion, stop mentioning the pair of shitstains on the undercrackers of national consciousness and we can all gladly forget about them...well, those of us who avoid OK! magazine at all costs...
If we want Mr HM to stop posting stories about this vile wench then all we need to do is stop looking at & commenting on the stories involving her on the website. If nobody is looking at the stories then no advertiser is going to cough up more money to have their advert on those pages....eventually it's not even worth Mr HM coughing up for the pictures and voila no more Jordan.
People power in effect.
Jeez, Mr HM must be doing well to afford 28 nearly identical pictures. Or maybe they're going cheap because no one else wants them.
Oh, and Mopsa, '...bursting into ball flames.'
What's that, a new STD? Fellatio with Chillis? A tragic fart-lighting experiment? What?
i done a laugh then.
Oh for a rocket propelled grenade launcher at that time in the dunes...