Katie Price and Alex Reid go out to Nobu, both look deathly pale

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Katie Price and Alex Reid at Nobu

A Price on love

Thu, 18/02/2010 - 10:53 by HM writer

There was definitely something different about Alex Reid last night. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the few extra coats of Cuprinol he's applied to his face with a spade. Or maybe Katie Price, the devil in human form, has finally morphed him into her gay best friend and make-up artist to the stars (and Michelle Heaton) Gary Cockerill, except in a slightly camper and more expensive Ed Hardy outfit...

They say love is blind, but he'll be looking like a different person by the time Price has finished with him and forced him under the knife. Maybe like this?

Speaking of plastic surgery, according to reports yesterday (and following the furore over pictures posted on facebook of Princess Tiramisu wearing "sexual things" such as fake eyelashes and lipgloss) Price has announced (Alicia Douvall style) that she'd definitely encouage her daughter to become cosmetically enhanced when she's older. She'll be prying that Mother Of The Year from Kerry Katona's cold dead hands this time next week.

The Sun quoted Price as saying:

"When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I'd encourage her."

Peado-bear approved!

She added:

"I'll go: 'Yeah, get them out for the lads'."

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Comments

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lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:41
The gruesome twosome re-emerge, then. How ludicrous that anyone can take either of them seriously any more. The kids would have been taken off any other mong parent like this, yet there they are as her emotional crutch. That's the sad element, that those poor fuckers will be the real casualties. Is Harvey still alive BTW?
koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 22:59
Check out how the kids literally run for joy and excitement when they see their Dad and what a lukewarm reception they give her ever absent trashy mother................says it all eh!
kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:32
check this out for price & reid LOLz!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0AAoXXTZM
jubsfoonsped Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:51
check this for price & reid LOLZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0AAoXXTZM
jubsfoonsped Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:49
Exactly. Yes, I admit I watched her trainwreck show (shun me) and the only time she was ever near those kids was to say "Mummy's going on holiday, see you when I get back". It was pretty f-cking sad.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 19/02/2010 - 08:10
Where are the kids?
Who's looking after them?
How many times (outside of a OK! Photoshoot) has anyone seen that harridan with her kids?
ken tate Fri, 19/02/2010 - 00:21
I love that little homeless guy with the black hat in pic 3.
whatthe. Thu, 18/02/2010 - 20:36
Nobu - burger king for fucking NOBS.
gecko2 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:10
( I mean Jordan. I don't like being horrible about kids, especially ones already doomed to grow up around that frowsy weirdo slag-bucket).
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:14
Really and truly I don't want to see or hear about that freak any more. Please stop....Her face is fucking everywhere and that's how she wants it and I have nothing more to think or say about her. Please.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:13
That kid is too fucking ugly to have a career like that anyway. My mum quite rightly pointed out that it looks like Joe Bugner!!
Yumma Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:26
Probably supplied by some PR company to get coverage for one of their clients. Ooops how to guarantee no one ever wears one of your t-shirts again. Tesco bargain bin here we come.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:50
I can't believe no one has called social services. Alex is just not safe.
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:07
Jordan has morphed into one ugly duck, fuck me, she's unrecognizable compared to years ago.
This wowan should be used in governments ads against teenage plastic & dental surgery. If you indulge in surgery, you will end up like this orange freak of nature.
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:56
He has a multi pack - look at every pic since they eloped.
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:48
What fucks me off, is that Jordan has doubtless seen the hideously ugly side of 'glamour' modelling. The drugs, the sexual exploitation, the whole lot, and she would actually like her daughter to go into that industry? Just further proof that she doesn't love the kids, they're just accessories to her. (And I wonder who'll be taking a cut as Princess Tiiiiiii's 'manager' when she starts flopping her baps out?)

God. I fucking despair. It's like Wino with her cats, but somehow worse.
tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:36
v-neck t-shirts are for poofs.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:11
i like his t-shirt
fisterella Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:57
That's her a certainty for Mother of the Year title again then. She can be as much of a shameless media whore getting her mangy flaps out as much she wants, but to force it on her kids too? For fuck's sake!
erniemilko Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:56
parenting fail.

fuck me though, he does have an unseasonal tan, doesn't he?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:20

parenting fail.

fuck me though, he does have an unseasonal tan, doesn't he?
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:20
That's her a certainty for Mother of the Year title again then. She can be as much of a shameless media whore getting her mangy flaps out as much she wants, but to force it on her kids too? For fuck's sake!
erniemilko Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:56
i like his t-shirt
fisterella Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:57
v-neck t-shirts are for poofs.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:11
What fucks me off, is that Jordan has doubtless seen the hideously ugly side of 'glamour' modelling. The drugs, the sexual exploitation, the whole lot, and she would actually like her daughter to go into that industry? Just further proof that she doesn't love the kids, they're just accessories to her. (And I wonder who'll be taking a cut as Princess Tiiiiiii's 'manager' when she starts flopping her baps out?)

God. I fucking despair. It's like Wino with her cats, but somehow worse.
tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:36
He has a multi pack - look at every pic since they eloped.
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:48
Jordan has morphed into one ugly duck, fuck me, she's unrecognizable compared to years ago.
This wowan should be used in governments ads against teenage plastic & dental surgery. If you indulge in surgery, you will end up like this orange freak of nature.
kermits Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:56
I can't believe no one has called social services. Alex is just not safe.
stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:07
Probably supplied by some PR company to get coverage for one of their clients. Ooops how to guarantee no one ever wears one of your t-shirts again. Tesco bargain bin here we come.
slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:50
That kid is too fucking ugly to have a career like that anyway. My mum quite rightly pointed out that it looks like Joe Bugner!!
Yumma Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:26
Really and truly I don't want to see or hear about that freak any more. Please stop....Her face is fucking everywhere and that's how she wants it and I have nothing more to think or say about her. Please.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:13
( I mean Jordan. I don't like being horrible about kids, especially ones already doomed to grow up around that frowsy weirdo slag-bucket).
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:14
Nobu - burger king for fucking NOBS.
gecko2 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:10
I love that little homeless guy with the black hat in pic 3.
whatthe. Thu, 18/02/2010 - 20:36
Where are the kids?
Who's looking after them?
How many times (outside of a OK! Photoshoot) has anyone seen that harridan with her kids?
ken tate Fri, 19/02/2010 - 00:21
Exactly. Yes, I admit I watched her trainwreck show (shun me) and the only time she was ever near those kids was to say "Mummy's going on holiday, see you when I get back". It was pretty f-cking sad.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 19/02/2010 - 08:10
check this for price & reid LOLZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0AAoXXTZM
jubsfoonsped Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:49
check this out for price & reid LOLz!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU0AAoXXTZM
jubsfoonsped Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:51
Check out how the kids literally run for joy and excitement when they see their Dad and what a lukewarm reception they give her ever absent trashy mother................says it all eh!
kermits Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:32
The gruesome twosome re-emerge, then. How ludicrous that anyone can take either of them seriously any more. The kids would have been taken off any other mong parent like this, yet there they are as her emotional crutch. That's the sad element, that those poor fuckers will be the real casualties. Is Harvey still alive BTW?
koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 22:59
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lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:41