Katie Price and Alex Reid had finished filming their honeymoon for ITV2, so headed back to the UK to sell their wedding photos and prepare for separate magazine interviews while Price told Reid to rehearse their lines, 'it was marriage based purely on our love', 'it was private and simple ceremony', 'and we're looking forward to our future together' for the 100th time on the plane journey back...

Before giving up and writing them on his hand in permanent marker pen.

Price had said during an interview with Alan Carr, prior to her wedding:

"I don't want us to be seen in the public eye now. I just want to keep it separate.I said to Alex, "OK, to prove that we're together and no one around you is using me for publicity or you to get anywhere, I don't want us to be seen in the public eye now."'

But that was, like, last week, and it was business as usual as her management alerted every single paparazzo in the UK with the time their plane is due to land in Heathrow today.

Hopefully we'll get a repeat performance of yesterday, with the pair bravely fighting their way through the scrum of paparazzi while making sure they get another great close-up of Price's $3,475 wedding ring.

Predictions for their return: A pregancy announcement before the month is through!

*weeps*