You know, for when they actually have one. Price isn't pregnant now, idiots, but like, in the future she might be...
Following Reid's Celebrity Big Brother win last Friday, it's being claimed that Price has gagged the cage-fighter from speaking about their relationship and forbade the poor bastard from giving interviews without Price in attendance. Some are even speculating that the whole thing, Price dumping Reid on 'I'm A Cebebrity', getting back together again and Reid appearing in the last ever CBB, was all set up from the beginning. But not Price can't be that clever, can she?
A source said:
"It's Jordan's way or the highway. They're engaged but Alex can't even tell his family because she wants to make money and sell it to a magazine. But he doesn't want to upset her - the last time she publicly dumped him on TV."
Meanwhile, the pair are heading to Vegas for a photoshoot and it's rumoured that they're planning to get married there by a fake Elvis. Call us cynical, but that would only happen if their photoshoot was the wedding.
Alex Reid, speaking to Now magazine (with Price there, obv) said:
"I asked Katie to marry me in September. It's something we've been discussing for some time."
But that was before Price dumped him live in telly.
Price added:
"This year I will marry Alex and I'm going to have his kids. I'll change my passport, my cheque book, everything. I want to be traditional, the way marriage is meant to be."
And speaking of tradition, we can't wait to flick through all twenty pages of the wedding and hearing all about the hypothetical baby in OK! magazine next week!
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COMMENTS (30)
Do you think she'll get married in fancy dress ? maybe she could take inspiration from that Irish artist and go as Myra Hindley.
seen that look somehwere before. aah yes, 'mannequin' (1987) starring andrew mccarthy and kim cattrall.
Fantastic film. Great soundtrack.
Based on current form I'm amazed Catrall didn't get her norks & her mimsy out.
wasn't for lack of trying i'm sure.
But not Price can't be that clever, can she?
In what fucking world does that make sense Mopsa you window licker.
Unlike you bunch of cynical cunts, I will wish the happy couple my best wishes and may god bless them with fruitful and bountiful loins.
Amen.
Well done, have a paper hat
What beautiful prose - next you'll be asking for my bank details.
mmmm
Jeeesus Christ I actually feel sorry for the poor bastard.
Were I a betting man I'd say he'd be back out on the pavement within 2 years when the expected media 'career' doesn't quite materialise and the dodgy porno stills from his 'movie' just won't go away.
I imagine the pre-nup will be quite an interesting read.
I imagine the pre-nup will be written in crayon with lots of pictures & "fill in the blanks" sections so that the jug eared buffoon doesn't get scared, confused & punchy.
'just put your thumb print here Mr Price.....'
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Beautiful. Just beautiful.
the irony of her loose implication of virginity is just too much to bear.
That Harvey is fucking massive isn't it?
Watch out, he'll eat you! Oh, damn, Heat cracked that one already.
Do you think there's a clue somewhere on his t-shirt regarding this strange on-off relationship?
Him = fool. She's the fucking joker.
Stella you have given him far too much credit there, to think that he could come up with the idea of transmitting a subliminal message via his choice of t-shirt is about as likely as him suggesting a nifty solution for the political situation in Gaza.
No I can tell you exactly what went through his head -
"Durrrr...I'm going to Vegas....errrmm....dey gamble in Vegas...errr (*smoke emits from ears*)......I'll wear a t-shirt wiv a playing card on it !" *runs off to tell Jordan what a clever boy he's been*
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Ah - get it. LIke cards and gambling. Well, he's doing more than that. How does that Whistler song go? 'don't throw it all away...' I figure he'll be sat there with one of those big cups full of change chatting to grannies at the slots.
Sorry I was so dim. I don't get out much. I associate Las Vegas with crime scenes and forensics. Oh, now maybe there's link there somewhere...
I've never met such a deserving pair in all my life.. Deserving of a flesh eating illness that will finally wipe the world clean of these two complete wastes of DNA. I would pay money to see pictures of Jordan like the Fly with bits of her plastic features falling off and sitting in jars in the bathroom cabinet.
The "celebrity" world is a complete toilet full of unflushed shit and this pair are the biggest contribution to that cesspool.
Fuck them both, Las Vegas is just the right setting for the union of the two tasteless cunts.
"I want to be traditional, the way marriage is meant to be."
He'll be in a frock and she'll go as a drag queen with a bad facelift then....
and all the horrible details will be spread over some celeb mag of superior quality, like say 'Bella' or 'OK, but not to wipe my arse on'...
Their tragedy is that they might need each other. They're like Benidorm in that no-one cool would ever go there. As for Alex. He would have been better off if he'd allowed John Terry to slip him one. At least then he could have got some money from the story.
But "Jordan and Alex together. Again"? Please. The only mileage she'll get from that is here on the HolyMoly site. In fact you'd better watch out Mr M - she might start demanding royalities.
Considering this will now be the 24th post, she's easily the site's most talked about person. Like she says, never underestimate the Pricey.
While we're on the subject.......do you reckon I'd be able to get one of these on a big canvas to go above the fireplace
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/02/02/katie-price-portrait-as-m...
Jaysus (as the Irish would say) what a horrible looking picture.
And you're telling me Alex is marrying DAT?! I don't know who's more fucked in the head - him or Harvey.
Quite funny that Jordans standing in front of a sign that says "Border Protection" .... i hope they remember her for on the way back into the country!
Is that bloke REALLY as Dumb as he sounds?
(Sorry, didn't watch CBB)
Jordan should be permanently excluded from ALL "Celeb." Magazines/Columns/Websites/Blogs.
Wonder if she'd survive?
'Coz she doesn't do it for the money anymore, surely?
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