Alex Reid and Katie Price at KP signing in Derby
A Whole New World - of boredom
Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:08 by HM writerAlex Reid joined Katie Price for the signing of her equestrian range in Derby yesterday, proving that the gruesome twosome are still an item despite reports that they split after she claimed Reid liked to cross-dress which he denied (but he didn't mind wearing horse ears in this picture). And Reid must use surface cleaner on his face, because you could see everything that was going on in the background reflected through his forehead....
It's funny he denies he likes to dress up like a woman (and go by the name of Roxana) because we're sure we saw photos of someone who looked just like him (although perhaps a lighter shade of mahogany) wearing women's clothing and make-up...
According to reports, Price showed pictures of Reid dressed up to guests at Simon Cowell's party last weekend and ridiculed him. Probably because he was more convincing as a woman than she is.
A source said:
"At least one very high profile individual was disgusted with her behaviour. Mr Reid looked enraged and humiliated."
Was it Louis Walsh?
But Jordan has since said:
"We're very much together."
And Reid's spokesperson (eh?) added:
"Everything is hunky dory."
With less of the hunky...
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And his is from being poked in it!
As Anton 'Tony' Du Beke would say...They look like Pakkis
FUCKING EXCELLENT!
NOTE TO JORDAN AND ROXANNE REID
RONSEAL DECKING AND FENCE..........IT DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
I see she's going to the Amy Winehouse school of make-up these days.
The daft clunt.
I imagine the only people who would purchase her cheaply made polo shirts, hoodies and tracksuits would be her non-equestrian sink estate fans. Sort of like the *ahem* non-athletes you see wandering round head-to-toe in Nike gear in size 'marquee'.
Look at the state of him. You can see him hovering under her "Yeah - that's it - yeah - go on - piss on my face - do anything - just let me have one of your cheap nasty polo shirts and hangout with you." FUCKING HORRID USELESS CUNTS - BOTH OF THEM ! I HATE THEM!
May be Jordans tan? is due to her rolling around in horse shit, talking shit and being a shit
Apparently he went apeshit when she showed pictures of him in drag on her mobie at Cowells party - "I'm a cage fighter!" he exclaimed. But it's ok to be seen as Mr Katie Price, a mere fucking accessory, then???
What the fuck does she see in him? Despite the fact she's a fucking moron, there's still a sense of "are you fucking blind or something?" when you see his picture.
Any man who puts his cock in Jordan deserves it chopped off.
how about Mister Reeeeeiiiiiiiid? doesn't he deserve to be spat on?
Someone PLEEEEEEEEASE remove this cauliflower fuckface off my screen for good. The desperation of this numpty and his fake smile everywhere is starting to give me hives.
Oh and any man who waxes his legs deserves the guillotine, immediately.
Hey DW, one of your more lucid posts - I like it!
I hope she thanks the little Indian family that make her very very poorly made equestrian range. The little Indian man wants to be thanked in your book as well as his 10 children that slave away for 30 cents an hour so you can drive around in your pink mercedes you money hungry money grubber orange cum-quat!
*looks for receipt*
Yeah.....that would be so tacky....
*sobs*
No no no - horse ears one day, bra and suspenders the next.
Who the fuck in their right mind would buy her tat for their horse? I can't believe any serious equestrian would consider buying that pink shit. It's like buying a Bentley and putting £4.99 Halfords hub caps on it....
Horse ears one day,cuckold horns the next.
God I hate this woman so much. I wish I was there, to get her autograph on one of those shitty catalogues, then roll it up and smack her around the head and shoulders with it.
The cuprinol 2....More fucking mahogony there than homebase.
Vile, worthless plastic cunts.
Thick orange wingnut.
Oh and if you refer to her as Jordan ALL the time it really pisses her off.
(If that was your intention)
Thick orange wingnut.
Oh and if you refer to her as Jordan ALL the time it really pisses her off.
(If that was your intention)
Vile, worthless plastic cunts.
The cuprinol 2....More fucking mahogony there than homebase.
God I hate this woman so much. I wish I was there, to get her autograph on one of those shitty catalogues, then roll it up and smack her around the head and shoulders with it.
Horse ears one day,cuckold horns the next.
No no no - horse ears one day, bra and suspenders the next.
Who the fuck in their right mind would buy her tat for their horse? I can't believe any serious equestrian would consider buying that pink shit. It's like buying a Bentley and putting £4.99 Halfords hub caps on it....
*looks for receipt*
Yeah.....that would be so tacky....
*sobs*
I hope she thanks the little Indian family that make her very very poorly made equestrian range. The little Indian man wants to be thanked in your book as well as his 10 children that slave away for 30 cents an hour so you can drive around in your pink mercedes you money hungry money grubber orange cum-quat!
Hey DW, one of your more lucid posts - I like it!
Someone PLEEEEEEEEASE remove this cauliflower fuckface off my screen for good. The desperation of this numpty and his fake smile everywhere is starting to give me hives.
Oh and any man who waxes his legs deserves the guillotine, immediately.
how about Mister Reeeeeiiiiiiiid? doesn't he deserve to be spat on?
Any man who puts his cock in Jordan deserves it chopped off.
What the fuck does she see in him? Despite the fact she's a fucking moron, there's still a sense of "are you fucking blind or something?" when you see his picture.
Apparently he went apeshit when she showed pictures of him in drag on her mobie at Cowells party - "I'm a cage fighter!" he exclaimed. But it's ok to be seen as Mr Katie Price, a mere fucking accessory, then???
May be Jordans tan? is due to her rolling around in horse shit, talking shit and being a shit
Look at the state of him. You can see him hovering under her "Yeah - that's it - yeah - go on - piss on my face - do anything - just let me have one of your cheap nasty polo shirts and hangout with you." FUCKING HORRID USELESS CUNTS - BOTH OF THEM ! I HATE THEM!
I imagine the only people who would purchase her cheaply made polo shirts, hoodies and tracksuits would be her non-equestrian sink estate fans. Sort of like the *ahem* non-athletes you see wandering round head-to-toe in Nike gear in size 'marquee'.
I see she's going to the Amy Winehouse school of make-up these days.
The daft clunt.
FUCKING EXCELLENT!
NOTE TO JORDAN AND ROXANNE REID
RONSEAL DECKING AND FENCE..........IT DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
As Anton 'Tony' Du Beke would say...They look like Pakkis
And his is from being poked in it!
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