It's funny he denies he likes to dress up like a woman (and go by the name of Roxana) because we're sure we saw photos of someone who looked just like him (although perhaps a lighter shade of mahogany) wearing women's clothing and make-up...
According to reports, Price showed pictures of Reid dressed up to guests at Simon Cowell's party last weekend and ridiculed him. Probably because he was more convincing as a woman than she is.
A source said:
"At least one very high profile individual was disgusted with her behaviour. Mr Reid looked enraged and humiliated."
Was it Louis Walsh?
But Jordan has since said:
"We're very much together."
And Reid's spokesperson (eh?) added:
"Everything is hunky dory."
With less of the hunky...




COMMENTS (22)
Thick orange wingnut.
Oh and if you refer to her as Jordan ALL the time it really pisses her off.
(If that was your intention)
Vile, worthless plastic cunts.
The cuprinol 2....More fucking mahogony there than homebase.
God I hate this woman so much. I wish I was there, to get her autograph on one of those shitty catalogues, then roll it up and smack her around the head and shoulders with it.
how about Mister Reeeeeiiiiiiiid? doesn't he deserve to be spat on?
Horse ears one day,cuckold horns the next.
No no no - horse ears one day, bra and suspenders the next.
Who the fuck in their right mind would buy her tat for their horse? I can't believe any serious equestrian would consider buying that pink shit. It's like buying a Bentley and putting £4.99 Halfords hub caps on it....
*looks for receipt*
Yeah.....that would be so tacky....
*sobs*
I hope she thanks the little Indian family that make her very very poorly made equestrian range. The little Indian man wants to be thanked in your book as well as his 10 children that slave away for 30 cents an hour so you can drive around in your pink mercedes you money hungry money grubber orange cum-quat!
Hey DW, one of your more lucid posts - I like it!