Katie Price and Alex Reid spotted visting baby clinic, has she finally been Reidenated?

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Katie Price and Alex Reid spotted at baby hospital

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Fri, 14/05/2010 - 09:43 by

It's the most frightening news since, well, yesterday when we suggested that Peaches Geldof could be about to become a mother. But someone spotted Katie Price and Alex Reid heading into Portland Street Hospital in London yesterday - for the second time - hinting that the model could be cooking up a baby as well...

What would be worse? A mini Reid-Price or a mini Roth-Geldof?

Probably the latter. But we can't imagine either will ever be Nobel Prize winners...

If Price really is pregnant then it might actually be a good thing for the rest of us. Like every mother-to-be, she'd obviously want to slow down, take maternity leave and rest at home to take care of her brewing baby. There's no way in hell that she'd use her pregnancy as an excuse to make money and have television cameras follow her every move for nine months, thus producing quality viewing for ITV2.

No, despite what you think - Katie Price is just not that shallow.

Although that didn't stop her having the cameras following herself and Reid out to the shops yesterday. It was like an episode of Stars In Their Eyes. They both walked into a tailor shop looking dressed down and dreary. And while she emerged the same skulky skank she's always been; he walked out a new man - sweats and sandals swapped for shiny suit and shoes. Can't wait to see that one on the big screen either...

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Comments

One of the strangest but good days i've had in a long while. How wierd was it when that we stopped next to that girl and she had your songs playing on her ipod-and she freaked-then jumped into the car for a photo!! I'm glad you liked the car, great idea by Sean. Online Degree Programs and University Degree and Online University
markweee Thu, 21/04/2011 - 12:43
Alex Reid has an uncontrolable bladder!
dancingworm Mon, 17/05/2010 - 04:50
Someone tell Reid to give Simon Cowell his suit back, faggot.
The Cheddar Sat, 15/05/2010 - 13:30
He's the laughing stock of the cage fighting fraternity - he daren't go back in the ring now (ooer) as the inspiration to belt 17 shades of shite out of him is overwhelming, even the bloke who advertises Mr Muscle would probably annihilate him.

I just worry for the other brats - because they're Andre's spawn, are they going to be pushed away for the impending brood, unless some good publicity mileage can be gained?

Funny how you don't see much of the fat brown kid nowadays....
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 17:50
Zdravstvujtye Creni!! 'Womb of this Jordans' would be a great name for a terrible goth band (is there any other kind?)
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 17:09
I didn't realise HM was big in the Eastern Bloc....hello comrades !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:52
Pic 1 is great, the Reidenator has the "help, get me out of here now" look on his face but he's so stupid he just cant do anything else apart from whatever Jordan tells him to do. I would feel sorry for him, but just cant bring myself to do it, there is something funny about watching him suffer in stupid silence.
badgermonkey Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:05
Don't think she actually needs to have sex with that fighting chimp to make her dream babies ( I'm thinking here that twins would make the orange twat maximum ££££ from the trash mags) hence the trip to the clinic. She is probably getting Reidenated with a turkey baster. The baster will probably then get auctioned to build a tower in which she can lock poor Harvey in when the more photogenic twins slither out of her cavernous hole.
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 14:48
All we need now is a decent toon and we are raring to go- No1 in the hit parade pop pickers!!!
the flange Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:46
Has the new Government passed legislation on Euthenasia for babies? The poor little blighter- snookered at birth
the flange Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:45
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
Price fucked Reid and gave birth to me

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
Watch me grow up on ITV2
bellendercarlisle Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:53
The poor fucking mite
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:59
It's not a proper suit unless an ageing queen has gently cupped your pods and asked in a suggestive manner 'which side does Sir dress?'
slug Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:57
off the peg?
Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:47
I thought she didn't like sex? How he gets to chuck his muck into that gaping shotgun wound is beyond me, maybe he just wanks on her shoes and lets the flies do the rest.

Fuck. Deja vu, you're a bastard. Done that one on the Geldof thread.....
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:41
You can always spot a properly self obssessed arsehole by the microphone they have permanently attached to their person, just in case, you know. I hate these fuckers. They wander round complaining loudly that the press won't leave them alone, but would drop their trousers for a fiver. I know the bloke who did the Jordan ironing covers. She wanted £20,000 and he told her to get stuffed. They settled on around £5,000 for the photos and no royalties and he made a bloody fortune.
Live by the sword, die by the sword, you bitch.
slug Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:31
Womb of this Jordans is not best place to grows babies. It must be cavernous and have many many mans inside it. Mr Reid please to get babies with nice mothers.
Crendi Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:12
I think Princess is obviously getting too old for her mother's abusive parenting and will find a little baby more compliant and tolerant of false eyelashes, hair straightening and fake tan. I know she's moved around a bit but I hope all the policy reviews and working practice analysis into the horrors of Haringey Council's child protection and that dad who was allowed to breed with his kids somewhere in Norfolk, because he knew the address of a good removal company, will have meant that social services will be keeping track of all this/her/them/it.
stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:02

I think Princess is obviously getting too old for her mother's abusive parenting and will find a little baby more compliant and tolerant of false eyelashes, hair straightening and fake tan. I know she's moved around a bit but I hope all the policy reviews and working practice analysis into the horrors of Haringey Council's child protection and that dad who was allowed to breed with his kids somewhere in Norfolk, because he knew the address of a good removal company, will have meant that social services will be keeping track of all this/her/them/it.
stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:02
Womb of this Jordans is not best place to grows babies. It must be cavernous and have many many mans inside it. Mr Reid please to get babies with nice mothers.
Crendi Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:12
You can always spot a properly self obssessed arsehole by the microphone they have permanently attached to their person, just in case, you know. I hate these fuckers. They wander round complaining loudly that the press won't leave them alone, but would drop their trousers for a fiver. I know the bloke who did the Jordan ironing covers. She wanted £20,000 and he told her to get stuffed. They settled on around £5,000 for the photos and no royalties and he made a bloody fortune.
Live by the sword, die by the sword, you bitch.
slug Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:31
I thought she didn't like sex? How he gets to chuck his muck into that gaping shotgun wound is beyond me, maybe he just wanks on her shoes and lets the flies do the rest.

Fuck. Deja vu, you're a bastard. Done that one on the Geldof thread.....
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:41
off the peg?
Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:47
It's not a proper suit unless an ageing queen has gently cupped your pods and asked in a suggestive manner 'which side does Sir dress?'
slug Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:57
The poor fucking mite
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:59
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
Price fucked Reid and gave birth to me

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
Watch me grow up on ITV2
bellendercarlisle Fri, 14/05/2010 - 11:53
Has the new Government passed legislation on Euthenasia for babies? The poor little blighter- snookered at birth
the flange Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:45
All we need now is a decent toon and we are raring to go- No1 in the hit parade pop pickers!!!
the flange Fri, 14/05/2010 - 12:46
Don't think she actually needs to have sex with that fighting chimp to make her dream babies ( I'm thinking here that twins would make the orange twat maximum ££££ from the trash mags) hence the trip to the clinic. She is probably getting Reidenated with a turkey baster. The baster will probably then get auctioned to build a tower in which she can lock poor Harvey in when the more photogenic twins slither out of her cavernous hole.
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 14:48
Pic 1 is great, the Reidenator has the "help, get me out of here now" look on his face but he's so stupid he just cant do anything else apart from whatever Jordan tells him to do. I would feel sorry for him, but just cant bring myself to do it, there is something funny about watching him suffer in stupid silence.
badgermonkey Fri, 14/05/2010 - 15:05
I didn't realise HM was big in the Eastern Bloc....hello comrades !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 14/05/2010 - 16:52
Zdravstvujtye Creni!! 'Womb of this Jordans' would be a great name for a terrible goth band (is there any other kind?)
huxylady Fri, 14/05/2010 - 17:09
He's the laughing stock of the cage fighting fraternity - he daren't go back in the ring now (ooer) as the inspiration to belt 17 shades of shite out of him is overwhelming, even the bloke who advertises Mr Muscle would probably annihilate him.

I just worry for the other brats - because they're Andre's spawn, are they going to be pushed away for the impending brood, unless some good publicity mileage can be gained?

Funny how you don't see much of the fat brown kid nowadays....
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 17:50
Someone tell Reid to give Simon Cowell his suit back, faggot.
The Cheddar Sat, 15/05/2010 - 13:30
Alex Reid has an uncontrolable bladder!
dancingworm Mon, 17/05/2010 - 04:50
One of the strangest but good days i've had in a long while. How wierd was it when that we stopped next to that girl and she had your songs playing on her ipod-and she freaked-then jumped into the car for a photo!! I'm glad you liked the car, great idea by Sean. Online Degree Programs and University Degree and Online University
markweee Thu, 21/04/2011 - 12:43