Something about the price being right
Sun, 14/03/2010 - 11:12 by Mr. HM

The wife of Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid is planning on selling the picture rights for their next wedding for £1million. It's almost like they knew the legality of the first marriage would be put into question isn't it? 

Following the sex scandal of the Vegas vicar that married them a couple of weeks ago, Katie Price is planning on selling the UK wedding to the highest bidder - and reckons they could coin in about £1million.

"It gives me the opportunity to have another wedding in the UK. This time we're going to do it properly. It will be huge."

Are we really now expected to believe the original "Oh No! Katie and Alex's wedding may not be legal" didn't come from someone with the surname Reid or Price? I mean, for fuck's sake.

I really think we could be at a turning point with the whole Katie Price circus. Can everyone agree to not buy whatever magazine it appears in?

Pretty please with sugar on top?

Phwoar #2 eh lads! etc

  • Does she actually recognise her own kids? Has she been pictured with any of them over the last 12 months? At least the eldest one is totally delirious to anything happening, a bit like Alex/Roxanne I expect

    koshmar Mon, 15/03/2010 - 19:38
  • They're finished.

    Let them go screw themselves or (if Katie decides there's money in it) their kids.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 15/03/2010 - 17:51
  • Or even worse, Dean Gaffney.

    dandyboy Mon, 15/03/2010 - 10:00
  • What worries me is that she will probably breed again.

    Premiership footballer...washed up pop star...simpleton cage fighter.

    For fuck's sake, make it stop

    Mr Beefy Mon, 15/03/2010 - 00:16
  • For another £50 she'll throw in pics of the son eating crisps off the floor like she lays out for him on every photo-shoot and then says it's his medical condition that makes him fat! If she ever divorces Alex the biggest fight will be custody of the strap-on.

    captainbtn Sun, 14/03/2010 - 23:16
  • Her face is looking stranger by the day, she'll be morphing into Bride of Wildenstein soon.

    lealeablue Sun, 14/03/2010 - 19:36
  • Fucking hell. She is actually turning into Cruella De Ville from 101 Dalmations.

    retrovertigo Sun, 14/03/2010 - 16:56
  • Fucking hell. She is actually turning into Cruella De Ville from 101 Dalmations.

    retrovertigo Sun, 14/03/2010 - 16:56
  • Her face is looking stranger by the day, she'll be morphing into Bride of Wildenstein soon.

    lealeablue Sun, 14/03/2010 - 19:36
  • For another £50 she'll throw in pics of the son eating crisps off the floor like she lays out for him on every photo-shoot and then says it's his medical condition that makes him fat! If she ever divorces Alex the biggest fight will be custody of the strap-on.

    captainbtn Sun, 14/03/2010 - 23:16
  • What worries me is that she will probably breed again.

    Premiership footballer...washed up pop star...simpleton cage fighter.

    For fuck's sake, make it stop

    Mr Beefy Mon, 15/03/2010 - 00:16
  • Or even worse, Dean Gaffney.

    dandyboy Mon, 15/03/2010 - 10:00
  • They're finished.

    Let them go screw themselves or (if Katie decides there's money in it) their kids.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 15/03/2010 - 17:51
  • Does she actually recognise her own kids? Has she been pictured with any of them over the last 12 months? At least the eldest one is totally delirious to anything happening, a bit like Alex/Roxanne I expect

    koshmar Mon, 15/03/2010 - 19:38

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