Stop everything. Forget the Oscars and er, Frankie Saturday and Dougie McFly breaking up. According to the latest reports, Katie Price and Alex Reid's 'private ceremony based on love' (quote: OK! magazine) in Las Vegas a few months ago is in fact not legally valid, as the minister who conducted the service had his licence revoked after he had sex with nuns in his parish eight years ago ...

Rev Mose Henney, who signed Price's wedding certificate, admitted "inappropriate sexual contact, including sexual intercourse, with three adult women" at his former church and thus no longer has a marriage licence. When contacted he told the NOTW, "You've got to be kidding. This is something I need to straighten out." Almost as convincing as Reid's acting (see below).

Mind you, this also means that the gruesome twosome could make even more money for marrying again. But then again if they don't remarry legally and were to divorce, Reid wouldn't be entitled to any of Price's £30million...

Meanwhile, Reid and Price, who are in LA to gatecrash Elton John's annual Oscar party, looked blissfully unaware of the situation (but not the paparazzi, who Price had paid to turn up and take their picture) as they managed to get a table at The Ivy (probably the one right at the back, hidden behind all the palm trees). Reid was practicing his varied array of facial expressions for that James Bond audition, such as hungry, happy, confused (pulled 99% of the time), amused, er, a camp headache, on the phone and erm, hanging up the phone...