Even so we're guessing Jordan won't stop flapping her cake-hole that she's "fine" she's been left on the scrap heap with three kids and a boyfriend who stars in low budget rapey stomach churners? Probably.

The divorce was granted on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour. Which pretty much sums the whole business up. Walking down the aisle dressed as a lapdancing-Cinderella while your husband-to-be wears mullet hair extensions is a pretty shonky way to kick off any lifetime commitment.

Keeping things as dignified as ever, Pete made sure This Morning viewers were the first to know. 

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