Even so we're guessing Jordan won't stop flapping her cake-hole that she's "fine" she's been left on the scrap heap with three kids and a boyfriend who stars in low budget rapey stomach churners? Probably.
The divorce was granted on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour. Which pretty much sums the whole business up. Walking down the aisle dressed as a lapdancing-Cinderella while your husband-to-be wears mullet hair extensions is a pretty shonky way to kick off any lifetime commitment.
Keeping things as dignified as ever, Pete made sure This Morning viewers were the first to know.
I'm A Celebrity has a LOT to answer for...
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COMMENTS (4)
A great big shit-eating grin and a horking great pair of space hoppers - the name of the new Fall album
Glad he's getting his shit together. How long as he had this job at the service station?
Picture 6: that cunt is carrying a Vuitton besace.Is there anything more tacky?! what an absolute knob this man is.
Can we now stop reporting on this cheesy pair and prepare the presses for the inevitable kneecapping she and the fucking thick fighter are gonna get from the gippos?