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Katie Price and Alex Reid buy balls

a load of balls

Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:50 by Metrosexual

It never ends! One day she's getting divorced, the next she's off to Toys'R'Us to buy a load of balls. Meanwhile, the usual round of crap stories are still being pumped out about her...

Today's update: Her and Punchy are to appear on an episode of Mr and Mrs. Oh! And they'll be boxing each other too...

Katie and her better half, rape film star Alex Reid, are supposedly going to box each other at a festival at the end of the month. Her sidekick, orange booze-guzzling dullard Michelle Heaton, will also be taking part. It'll be much-deserved knuckle sandwiches all round!

The happy couple will also apparently be doing Mr and Mrs. Because her last stab at a showbiz marriage worked out great didn't it?

Gah! Seriously. Can she please just piss off? Does anyone really give a shit? What's the fascination with this ridiculous tart? On the plus side at least this wrong 'un of a fella might kill her career off. Fingers crossed!

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Comments

Hey, one word for you Bossy KT- filling the trunk of your tacky Range Rover with thousands of new toys every couple of days, is not what constitutes being a good parent you fucking twat. You already spend hardly anytime with them, too busy showing your snatch at signings of your shitty all over Wigan and Rochester or making a tit of yourself in Ibiza. You can fill room with new toys every day, your poor kids will only remember their nannies!
kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:28
how can a woman who has just divorced be in a fully engaged new relationship already. Shes already got him picking up her Balls. Ok if she was that talented etc etc successfull then why does she need a mock rape film star to be in a relationship with her.? Last time I bothered to click on the gossip about her she was moving to America with Peter Andree but it diddnt last. I guess she realised that the Americans are more obsessed with movie stars etc etc instead of British big titted Bimbets whos page 3 status ended years ago. I dont even think she is that attractive anymore she reminds me of those woman in the Bar with all the X footballers who claims to be a bigshot model!
dancingworm Thu, 10/09/2009 - 01:41
I think the fucking gyppos might wire the fuel tank of the Range Rover, now they know the cunty registration number...

... and surprise surprise, the cauliflower-eared prick is still wearing "Tap Oot" clothes. Mr fucking Versatile, that cunt...
Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 00:38
Not too bothered about her career Mr Metro, I just hope this 'wrong 'un of a fella' might kill her off.
Henry_McCarty Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:50
Somebody please invent time travel, then we can go back in time and give this cunt's mum a fucking abortion.

*relaxes, spleen vented*
gago Wed, 09/09/2009 - 18:21
BOSSY K--T
the flange Wed, 09/09/2009 - 18:01
Short-tongued perhaps?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:24
Why do you write "wowan" ?
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:14
oh my god, she's such a peasant- she paid to get the registration "BOSSY KT" to figure on her shitty range rover. There is no limit to this wowan's tackiness.
kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:02
I am no longer clicking on anything to do with either of these cunts. I can take no more of her gormless mahogany face, the tracksuits or his squashed nose and his dreadful TK Maxx T shirts. Now here's Frances Wilson with a schooner of sherry and the weather.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:00
"Gah! Seriously. Can she please just piss off? Does anyone really give a shit? What's the fascination with this ridiculous tart?"

STOP FUCKING REPORTING ON HER THEN!
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:55

"Gah! Seriously. Can she please just piss off? Does anyone really give a shit? What's the fascination with this ridiculous tart?"

STOP FUCKING REPORTING ON HER THEN!
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 16:55
I am no longer clicking on anything to do with either of these cunts. I can take no more of her gormless mahogany face, the tracksuits or his squashed nose and his dreadful TK Maxx T shirts. Now here's Frances Wilson with a schooner of sherry and the weather.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:00
oh my god, she's such a peasant- she paid to get the registration "BOSSY KT" to figure on her shitty range rover. There is no limit to this wowan's tackiness.
kermits Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:02
Why do you write "wowan" ?
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:14
Short-tongued perhaps?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Wed, 09/09/2009 - 17:24
BOSSY K--T
the flange Wed, 09/09/2009 - 18:01
Somebody please invent time travel, then we can go back in time and give this cunt's mum a fucking abortion.

*relaxes, spleen vented*
gago Wed, 09/09/2009 - 18:21
Not too bothered about her career Mr Metro, I just hope this 'wrong 'un of a fella' might kill her off.
Henry_McCarty Wed, 09/09/2009 - 22:50
I think the fucking gyppos might wire the fuel tank of the Range Rover, now they know the cunty registration number...

... and surprise surprise, the cauliflower-eared prick is still wearing "Tap Oot" clothes. Mr fucking Versatile, that cunt...
Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 00:38
how can a woman who has just divorced be in a fully engaged new relationship already. Shes already got him picking up her Balls. Ok if she was that talented etc etc successfull then why does she need a mock rape film star to be in a relationship with her.? Last time I bothered to click on the gossip about her she was moving to America with Peter Andree but it diddnt last. I guess she realised that the Americans are more obsessed with movie stars etc etc instead of British big titted Bimbets whos page 3 status ended years ago. I dont even think she is that attractive anymore she reminds me of those woman in the Bar with all the X footballers who claims to be a bigshot model!
dancingworm Thu, 10/09/2009 - 01:41
Hey, one word for you Bossy KT- filling the trunk of your tacky Range Rover with thousands of new toys every couple of days, is not what constitutes being a good parent you fucking twat. You already spend hardly anytime with them, too busy showing your snatch at signings of your shitty all over Wigan and Rochester or making a tit of yourself in Ibiza. You can fill room with new toys every day, your poor kids will only remember their nannies!
kermits Fri, 11/09/2009 - 09:28