Katie and her better half, rape film star Alex Reid, are supposedly going to box each other at a festival at the end of the month. Her sidekick, orange booze-guzzling dullard Michelle Heaton, will also be taking part. It'll be much-deserved knuckle sandwiches all round!

The happy couple will also apparently be doing Mr and Mrs. Because her last stab at a showbiz marriage worked out great didn't it?

Gah! Seriously. Can she please just piss off? Does anyone really give a shit? What's the fascination with this ridiculous tart? On the plus side at least this wrong 'un of a fella might kill her career off. Fingers crossed!