Katie Price arrives in LA, looks terrible

Katie Price and Gary Cockerill in LA

And the Oscar for Best Hair goes to...

Fri, 05/03/2010 - 11:41 by HM writer

Katie Price borrowed Bianca Gascoigne's weave and false eyelashes and headed to LA with stylist and make-up artist to the stars (we do hope Michelle Heaton will manage without him) Gary Cockerill, as she prepares to gatecrash attend Elton John's annual Oscar bash...

Where she'll probably be seated next to former 'troubled' souls such as David Walliams, Geri Halliwell, George Michael and Eminem. What a night!

So she alerted all the paparazzi in LA, who didn't have a clue who she was but took her picture anyway after Cockerill slipped them a twenty dollar bill, before blagging her way into Chateau Marmont despite looking like a low-rent prostitute (and Cokerill the worst pimp ever).

No doubt she'll be meeting up with her new best friend forever and prized cunt, Perez Hilton. After all, she just loves the gays, does our Pricey!

Alex reid is also in LA, camped outside Universal Studios with his impressive acting CV, and will be meeting up with Price to attend Elton's party in place of Peter Andre, who was of course her guest last year.

A source said:

"Kate loves being in LA and she's going to turn it into a bit of a holiday. She goes over regularly to have work done - Botox, hair extensions, the lot.

"Pete's got the kids for the next ten days while she's away, so she and Alex are going to be spending lots of time in the bedroom."

Nice that her kids are mentioned within that sentence...

And we doubt it, she's just had her nails done!

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Comments

Hurrah! Glad to know I'm not the only one now that the Blartmonster was culled in the last purge!
erniemilko Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:35
You know, it makes me laugh like a fucking nutter when I think of all the fucking hangers-on this rancid old witch has in tow - Cockerill and his husband, Michelle twatting Heaton and the dull twat husband with cauliflower lugs. It must be like watching Priscilla, queen of the desert, in real life slow-mo. What a fucking circus of cunts
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:15
I just pissed my fucking keks at that, Ern....
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:11
'Banging his arse like a shit house door in a storm'...
Now that is fucking funny!
Teatimecreams Sun, 07/03/2010 - 05:39
look at all the zits on her face ha ha ha ha ha h nothing can cure zits unless you cake on cake after cake of make up. Whos balls did she or perhaps he did they suck to get an invite to the Elton Johns oscars bash, isnt he friends with posh spice?
dancingworm Sat, 06/03/2010 - 07:47
She looks curdled and yellow like urine from a diseased bladder. Alex Reid must be staring up at the ceiling of a nightime thinking: "What the fuck have I done?"
PuddyTwat Sat, 06/03/2010 - 01:53
I certaintly am (intentional spelling mistake all you grammar fascists). And proud of it.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 05/03/2010 - 17:58
Sorry - are you a fellow citizen of the geordie republic perchance??
erniemilko Fri, 05/03/2010 - 16:09
For fucks sake Ernie, I just had my lunch. (Dinner actually, where I come from. Lunch is a posh word used by show-offs)
Urfugginjokin Fri, 05/03/2010 - 15:59
I rather think he's insinuating that Price is going to strap on the old ladies' equaliser and bang Reid/Roxanne's arse like a shithouse door in a storm, frankly stomach-churning image that it is...
erniemilko Fri, 05/03/2010 - 15:40
Mmm....'she just loves the gays' and Alex Reid is 'camped outside'. What ON EARTH are you insinuating? They've always struck me as a down to earth couple who are truly in love.
Felix Duh Cat Fri, 05/03/2010 - 14:03
I think the orange fucknut surrendered his balls a long time ago...but if they are still attached, I'd be surprised they haven't shot back up into his body at the sight of the foul Price beast!
erniemilko Fri, 05/03/2010 - 13:18
proof (if proof were needed) that too many cooks spoil the broth. i'm sending over my stylist immediately. what are the odds that she'll paint alex reid gold and chop off his balls for an oscar photo opportunity?
switch Fri, 05/03/2010 - 12:15

proof (if proof were needed) that too many cooks spoil the broth. i'm sending over my stylist immediately. what are the odds that she'll paint alex reid gold and chop off his balls for an oscar photo opportunity?
switch Fri, 05/03/2010 - 12:15
I think the orange fucknut surrendered his balls a long time ago...but if they are still attached, I'd be surprised they haven't shot back up into his body at the sight of the foul Price beast!
erniemilko Fri, 05/03/2010 - 13:18
Mmm....'she just loves the gays' and Alex Reid is 'camped outside'. What ON EARTH are you insinuating? They've always struck me as a down to earth couple who are truly in love.
Felix Duh Cat Fri, 05/03/2010 - 14:03
I rather think he's insinuating that Price is going to strap on the old ladies' equaliser and bang Reid/Roxanne's arse like a shithouse door in a storm, frankly stomach-churning image that it is...
erniemilko Fri, 05/03/2010 - 15:40
For fucks sake Ernie, I just had my lunch. (Dinner actually, where I come from. Lunch is a posh word used by show-offs)
Urfugginjokin Fri, 05/03/2010 - 15:59
Sorry - are you a fellow citizen of the geordie republic perchance??
erniemilko Fri, 05/03/2010 - 16:09
I certaintly am (intentional spelling mistake all you grammar fascists). And proud of it.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 05/03/2010 - 17:58
She looks curdled and yellow like urine from a diseased bladder. Alex Reid must be staring up at the ceiling of a nightime thinking: "What the fuck have I done?"
PuddyTwat Sat, 06/03/2010 - 01:53
look at all the zits on her face ha ha ha ha ha h nothing can cure zits unless you cake on cake after cake of make up. Whos balls did she or perhaps he did they suck to get an invite to the Elton Johns oscars bash, isnt he friends with posh spice?
dancingworm Sat, 06/03/2010 - 07:47
'Banging his arse like a shit house door in a storm'...
Now that is fucking funny!
Teatimecreams Sun, 07/03/2010 - 05:39
I just pissed my fucking keks at that, Ern....
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:11
You know, it makes me laugh like a fucking nutter when I think of all the fucking hangers-on this rancid old witch has in tow - Cockerill and his husband, Michelle twatting Heaton and the dull twat husband with cauliflower lugs. It must be like watching Priscilla, queen of the desert, in real life slow-mo. What a fucking circus of cunts
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 12:15
Hurrah! Glad to know I'm not the only one now that the Blartmonster was culled in the last purge!
erniemilko Tue, 09/03/2010 - 14:35