The princess of awful television has apparently been banned from driving, according to sources. The glamour model, famous for selling every part of her body and soul off in discrete packages to anyone with more than a few coppers has been disqualified from driving that awful pink horsebox of hers for six months.

A spokesman for Price explains how she was in no-way to blame for the horrific event:

'Katie accepts that whilst attempting to distance herself from paparazzi who were pursuing her (and about whose actions she had just notified the police) she was guilty of speeding.

'Despite the circumstances of her speeding Katie did not feel it was an appropriate use of the courts time to dispute this matter and thus accepts responsibility for her actions.

'Katie would like to thank the magistrates for the manner with which they have dealt with this matter and will raise her concerns about the behaviour of a small section of the paparazzi with the appropriate bodies."

Her lawyer also blamed the paps:

"About nine minutes before she was caught she pulled over and in a state of exasperation asked that another enforcement officer could have a word with a couple of members of the paparazzi who were following her."

Luckily neither of them actually had any power in the decision, and it was down to Deputy District Judge Ken Goldspring to tell the silly tart why not only how the speeding was her fault, but also why there was anyone following her in the first place:

"It goes with the territory."

Succinct. As well as being banned from driving for six months, Price was ordered to pay a £1,000 fine and £100 costs.

Also, if it was the paps, why was she speeding? It's not as if they don't know where she lives. Plus, how does she differentiate them from the ones making her reality TV show?

What a truly awful person she is.