Katie Price brands paparazzi 'scumbag cowards', words escape us

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Katie Price, professional attention seeker

Where did you make all that money from again, Katie?

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 09:01 by John Hill

If anyone had any questions about whether Katie Price was ever going to take some time off from her strict schedule of acting like a total arsehole, she's just answered them with a resounding 'no'. The mother of three just refuses to keep her big gob shut and has now gone out on a limb and branded the paparazzi as 'evil scumbag cowards'. Those poor kids, as if having Alex 'NASA' Reid as a stepdad wasn't bad enough.

In a recent interview with Wonderland magazine Price has tried to reinvent herself as 'edgy' and now wants to remind everyone she's still a beautiful, sophisticated woman despite the mountains and mountains of evidence to the contrary. As if we'd ever forget she had Dane Bower's toe in her baby hole.

As you can see from the pics, she's (ironically we hope) covered herself in grease and what looks like monkey shit, and for the first time ever in a photoshoot isn't wearing some kind of horrible shiny latex number, instead opting to hide her tits, which she seems to have forgotten are the only reason anyone even knows her name in the first place.

She continued on, saying "The paparazzi treat me like a product, an animal." Which seems enormously unfair for poor Katie, I mean it's not as if she's been appealing to the most base of human desires for her entire career as a glamour model/big mouthed twat.

Now it's easy to go on about what a massive, massive waste of space she is, but it seems only fair that since she's branded everyone who put her where she is a scumbag, we the aforementioned 'scumbag cowards' should present our case:

A) Dressing up like some kind of whorish, pregnant ipod

B) Telling a 13yr old to have wet dreams

C) Staging pictures for those 'scumbags' to take

D) Continues to release ear-bleedingly shit music

That seems like a reasonable start. Also, on a more personal note, if she wasn't 8 or 9 stages behind the rest of humanity on the evolutionary scale we'd have a lot less to write about, so thanks very much for all you've done, you grubby washed-up old sow.

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linqingsham70 Fri, 10/09/2010 - 11:38
This old piss-bucket who whored herself back to front now wants to complain? She should try and claw back some dignity taking it up the arse in a council flat porno instead of moaning in a magazine.
PuddyTwat Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:01
Live by the sword, die by the sword stupid hypocritical bint, it's hardly as though she got famous for her fabulous recitals of Alan Bennett Monologues or for that Janet & John plaguaristic dirge she calls literature

Katie - you got where you are by having big tits and shagging footballers and, as a result you have spawned a whole country of dolled up tarts looking for a meal ticket rather than a job

I for one hope the aformentioned sword falls on that manky old sad sack she calls a husband as well
bristle Thu, 09/09/2010 - 14:01
There's one word to describe her analysis of the media rodeo bull which she has steadfastly refused to dismount:

UNGRATEFUL.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:53
Any chance all the tabloid hacks can club together and take her to cleaners divorce-style? Get that guy who represented Ray Parlour's missus on the case.
dandyboy Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:01
Wow, that's the best I've seen her looking for some time.....
slug Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:59
Meanwhile in other news, more British soldiers died in Afghanistan, protecting our freedom.

I wonder what they make of this waste of organs.

This fucking country.

Anyone got a match?
jiggerycock Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:36
The irony of this story is that she has only come out with all this utter, utter tripe because she HASN'T been in the papers for a few days and she needed something to say to get the attention she so craves.

I would love for all the pap's to acquiesce to her request and just ignore her and her fuckwit husband from this day forth. I'm talking total media blackout, no tit shots, no heat \ closer columns, no "We're a stronger couple because of blah blah" OK spreads. Nothing. Nada.......I would give it 4 months before the lack of attention sucked whatever remaining soul she has from her dry husky corpse
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:22
slug Thu, 09/09/2010 - 09:14

slug Thu, 09/09/2010 - 09:14
The irony of this story is that she has only come out with all this utter, utter tripe because she HASN'T been in the papers for a few days and she needed something to say to get the attention she so craves.

I would love for all the pap's to acquiesce to her request and just ignore her and her fuckwit husband from this day forth. I'm talking total media blackout, no tit shots, no heat \ closer columns, no "We're a stronger couple because of blah blah" OK spreads. Nothing. Nada.......I would give it 4 months before the lack of attention sucked whatever remaining soul she has from her dry husky corpse
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:22
Meanwhile in other news, more British soldiers died in Afghanistan, protecting our freedom.

I wonder what they make of this waste of organs.

This fucking country.

Anyone got a match?
jiggerycock Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:36
Wow, that's the best I've seen her looking for some time.....
slug Thu, 09/09/2010 - 10:59
Any chance all the tabloid hacks can club together and take her to cleaners divorce-style? Get that guy who represented Ray Parlour's missus on the case.
dandyboy Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:01
There's one word to describe her analysis of the media rodeo bull which she has steadfastly refused to dismount:

UNGRATEFUL.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:53
Live by the sword, die by the sword stupid hypocritical bint, it's hardly as though she got famous for her fabulous recitals of Alan Bennett Monologues or for that Janet & John plaguaristic dirge she calls literature

Katie - you got where you are by having big tits and shagging footballers and, as a result you have spawned a whole country of dolled up tarts looking for a meal ticket rather than a job

I for one hope the aformentioned sword falls on that manky old sad sack she calls a husband as well
bristle Thu, 09/09/2010 - 14:01
This old piss-bucket who whored herself back to front now wants to complain? She should try and claw back some dignity taking it up the arse in a council flat porno instead of moaning in a magazine.
PuddyTwat Thu, 09/09/2010 - 18:01
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linqingsham70 Fri, 10/09/2010 - 11:38