Ugly. Rude. Desperate. Vile. Four words that, when used in connection with a certain Katie Price, you would think were being used as an accurate description of the woman herself. Alas, these words came straight from the horse's mouth (more of a pig's snout, really) to describe a certain Nicola McLean. Here's four more words for you, Katie: Pot. Calling. Kettle. Black.

It's difficult to side with either Katie Price or Nicole McLean, but when it comes down to it, the former is never going to win any love from us. Or anyone, for that matter. We're unsure whether her own mother even loves her.

The half-flesh/half-plastic, orange-faced glamour model continued her long-running feud with the other half-flesh/half-plastic, orange-faced glamour model on Twitter yesterday. And it began in the most beautifully childish of ways...

This is how all fights should start. Like a pair of five-year-olds in a playground bickering over whose Dad is bigger than the other, a Twitter user told Price:

"nicola maclean says your nasty (sic)"

 

To which she replied with those four familiar words, just spelt a bit wrong:

"Nicola wanna be mclean is sooo ugly rude desparate vile person I've ever met and I'm deadly serious."

Well that is nasty.

Meanwhile, in the most depressing Katie Price news of all time, she has just announced a brand new show for Living TV called 'Jordan Idol', where she will scour the country to find those whose only aspirations in life are to fuck a popstar and have 10kg of silicone pumped into their chest. We wish we were taking the piss.