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Katie Price and a tight Sphinx

Cheap at half the Katie Price

Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:28 by Mr. HM

One plus point from the whole ash debacle is that Katie Price and Alex Reid (shouldn't she be Katie Reid or something now?) have been trapped in Egypt. Not for long though, Katie has hired a private jet to fly back to the UK and is offering other stranded Brits a ride home - at a price...

According to some moles at the same resort as Katie, she got fed up of waiting for the backlog of planes to get sorted, so booked her own private jet.

The other tourists at the resort were really excited when she offered the spare seats to them, but couldn't believe it when she told them they'd have to pay a "big fee" to get on board.

Katie Price is said to be worth £40million - I suppose you don't get that rich without being as tight as a gnat's arsehole.

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Comments

I do hope nobody got into that plane, what she did is absurd, this would have been her chance to become more popular but she missed it. I'm glad I have my jet card, I would never have to ask Katie Price to "favor" me with a flight home.
ronny Tue, 22/03/2011 - 09:16
"Putty faced hoe"

I think I love you DancingWorm
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 22/04/2010 - 08:24
Thank her cock sucking for the 40 million. Just think how many dirty old cocks she sucked for that 40 million dollors because putty faced hoes can only go so far. She probably realised she was irrelevent in the country of Egypt and decided to fly home ( she is irrelevent in every counry except England which is very very sad I think) passengers should be telling her "stick the money up your plastic arse who do you think you are the queen of sheba? for all we know her arse is probably plastic!
dancingworm Thu, 22/04/2010 - 00:50
And for the record - she may have £40 mill, but she's barely worth two fucking bob
koshmar Thu, 22/04/2010 - 00:04
I hope the fucking passengers gang up, beat the living shite out of the gruesome twosome and throw them out mid-Mediterranean.

What a fucking hateful cunt-bitch
koshmar Thu, 22/04/2010 - 00:03
Or even a mob of excitable illiterates who are convinced that all Western infidel whores must die in a shower of sharp stones, I'm not fussy about which painful and terrifying death is inflicted on her.
huxylady Wed, 21/04/2010 - 14:56
That picture of the Sphinx is fucking priceless!!
kermits Wed, 21/04/2010 - 14:42
Never any maniacal Egyptian terrorists around when you need them, perfect opportunity to wipe out the brainless infidels..
Any story involving Katie Price being a complete cunt is no surprise anymore, I bet she has got every event left in her worthless life planned out and sold out already. Put me down for a ticket to her funeral, I'll be taking a flamethrower with me to make sure the bitch is toast and doesnt try to resurrect after three days like Jesus.
badgermonkey Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:39
Well as she's married to a shower of shit I guess she has to go prepared for all sorts.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:29
Well I'll have a good view of them plummeting to earth. Might move desk to face window.
stella ah trois Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:19
No, ban got lifted because all the airlines would be going bankrupt by the end of next week and those in charge do not want to have to bail them out as well.

*sound of 50,000 civil servants and government ministers simultaneously crossing their fingers and really, really hoping nothing goes wrong*
slug Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:05
Would it not be have been better policy to have locked the pair in a mummy's casket and consigned the useless fuckers to a pit in the valley of the Kings to be gnawed at by the local rats???
erniemilko Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:53
What sort of weather was she expecting in Egypt?
stella ah trois Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:50
Do you think they lifted the flight ban because everyone just got bored? From what I can tell, there's the same old ash up there still?
stella ah trois Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:49
That sure is one riddled Sphinx.
bellendercarlisle Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:49
Fucking excellent sphinx picture. First time I've laughed on here for ages
merylhighground Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:36
*Prays for sudden increase in volcanic ash just as a certain plane is flying past*
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:34

*Prays for sudden increase in volcanic ash just as a certain plane is flying past*
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:34
Fucking excellent sphinx picture. First time I've laughed on here for ages
merylhighground Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:36
That sure is one riddled Sphinx.
bellendercarlisle Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:49
Do you think they lifted the flight ban because everyone just got bored? From what I can tell, there's the same old ash up there still?
stella ah trois Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:49
What sort of weather was she expecting in Egypt?
stella ah trois Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:50
Would it not be have been better policy to have locked the pair in a mummy's casket and consigned the useless fuckers to a pit in the valley of the Kings to be gnawed at by the local rats???
erniemilko Wed, 21/04/2010 - 10:53
No, ban got lifted because all the airlines would be going bankrupt by the end of next week and those in charge do not want to have to bail them out as well.

*sound of 50,000 civil servants and government ministers simultaneously crossing their fingers and really, really hoping nothing goes wrong*
slug Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:05
Well I'll have a good view of them plummeting to earth. Might move desk to face window.
stella ah trois Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:19
Well as she's married to a shower of shit I guess she has to go prepared for all sorts.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:29
Never any maniacal Egyptian terrorists around when you need them, perfect opportunity to wipe out the brainless infidels..
Any story involving Katie Price being a complete cunt is no surprise anymore, I bet she has got every event left in her worthless life planned out and sold out already. Put me down for a ticket to her funeral, I'll be taking a flamethrower with me to make sure the bitch is toast and doesnt try to resurrect after three days like Jesus.
badgermonkey Wed, 21/04/2010 - 11:39
That picture of the Sphinx is fucking priceless!!
kermits Wed, 21/04/2010 - 14:42
Or even a mob of excitable illiterates who are convinced that all Western infidel whores must die in a shower of sharp stones, I'm not fussy about which painful and terrifying death is inflicted on her.
huxylady Wed, 21/04/2010 - 14:56
I hope the fucking passengers gang up, beat the living shite out of the gruesome twosome and throw them out mid-Mediterranean.

What a fucking hateful cunt-bitch
koshmar Thu, 22/04/2010 - 00:03
And for the record - she may have £40 mill, but she's barely worth two fucking bob
koshmar Thu, 22/04/2010 - 00:04
Thank her cock sucking for the 40 million. Just think how many dirty old cocks she sucked for that 40 million dollors because putty faced hoes can only go so far. She probably realised she was irrelevent in the country of Egypt and decided to fly home ( she is irrelevent in every counry except England which is very very sad I think) passengers should be telling her "stick the money up your plastic arse who do you think you are the queen of sheba? for all we know her arse is probably plastic!
dancingworm Thu, 22/04/2010 - 00:50
"Putty faced hoe"

I think I love you DancingWorm
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 22/04/2010 - 08:24
I do hope nobody got into that plane, what she did is absurd, this would have been her chance to become more popular but she missed it. I'm glad I have my jet card, I would never have to ask Katie Price to "favor" me with a flight home.
ronny Tue, 22/03/2011 - 09:16