Katie Price and Victoria Beckham at Elton John's Oscar party
No Price on lies
Tue, 09/03/2010 - 12:38 by HM writerKatie Price is claiming that she and Victoria Beckham are finally friends after enjoying a "nice chat" at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday night, which was obviously so "nice" and so memorable that Victoria Beckham's people have since denied that any conversation ever took place....
Next she'll be trying to persuade us that her dress was a freebie from Beckham's fashion line (when clearly it was from the female range at Ed Hardys).
Price had said:
"She was really nice About bloody time - I'm chuffed it's over to be honest."
Perhaps she was getting her confused for another guest at the party?
A spokesperson for Victoria responded:
"VB definitely had NO conversation with Katie Price. Their paths didn't cross all night."
And we're sure that wasn't a coincidence.
Let's hope Price was also bending the truth when she told GMTV yesterday that her life story was about to be made into a film (but we've already shielded our eyes away from that once). Apparently her autobiographies are now with a producer and set adapted for the big screen.
She said:
"I've got four autobiographies, well, they're four diaries. I've found a producer and he's already got three of them - I'm giving him the other one and that's what they're doing."
She wouldn't comment on who would play her but apparently Oprah Winfrey has just bought the rights (due to the tragic nature of her life story and the utter pain and torture she's inflicted upon the public) so Gabourey Sidibe could be offered an acting job again...
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Comments
Agreed. Price is just the lesser of the two evils. If it weren't for Beckham, this Lollipop would have been gone from our sights ages ago.
So VERY fucking funny that the orange cunt blames every fucker else for anything that goes wrong - so it was "about bloody time" that VB said sorry? You have to admire that fucking misplaced arrogance.
As for 3, 4 autobiogs - I didn't even know she could fucking read, never mind write. Who the fuck wants to read her lies about abuse and rape? Cunt
I realise I'm being obvious here, but who's started this rumour she has brains?
I wanna f*ck Vikki's brains out!
I s'pose Katie could lick the wet spot dry afterwards, but ONLY if she waits until Vikki and I have f*cked off.
At least he/she can sing unlike that that unappetising pile of bones, gristle, and Atkins farts VB.
Image 10 of 10 proves it...the foul muncher KD Lang is indeed really a man!
As for Price and Posh...who gives a @*ck!
There is a god look at those cellulite love handles
Vicky B is the original Norma No Mates so for her to turn down Katie's "make up make up never do it again" says a lot. These two trannies, caked in Wotsit foundation, need to pipe the fuck down. Newsflash ladies (as they say in the gay way whilst snapping fingers Springer-style): No-one cares.
In a "Sophie's Choice" type scenario loathsome and pointless as Jordan is, I would definitely send Beckham to the gas chamber.
You know your career is going down the tubes faster than Jean Charles de Menezez' cold dead body, when you have to get that exoskeleton Victoria Beckham in as a prop.
Right. Whip round. We raise lots of money. We bid on the (global) distribution rights. Win them and then burn every print of the film. Sorted. I'll set up the 'just give' page. Global warming is one thing but fucking global mental health issues lie before us if anyone ever gets to see this (currently hypothetical) offering. Let's hope our efforts are though unnecessary and it enters production hell and never emerges. Never. Never. We can then spend the money we raised on something good and wholesome. Like a Mars bar.
Do you think if their paths did cross it could trigger some sort of vacuous black hole that could suck any intelligence or humility within a five mile radius?
Do you think if their paths did cross it could trigger some sort of vacuous black hole that could suck any intelligence or humility within a five mile radius?
Right. Whip round. We raise lots of money. We bid on the (global) distribution rights. Win them and then burn every print of the film. Sorted. I'll set up the 'just give' page. Global warming is one thing but fucking global mental health issues lie before us if anyone ever gets to see this (currently hypothetical) offering. Let's hope our efforts are though unnecessary and it enters production hell and never emerges. Never. Never. We can then spend the money we raised on something good and wholesome. Like a Mars bar.
You know your career is going down the tubes faster than Jean Charles de Menezez' cold dead body, when you have to get that exoskeleton Victoria Beckham in as a prop.
In a "Sophie's Choice" type scenario loathsome and pointless as Jordan is, I would definitely send Beckham to the gas chamber.
Vicky B is the original Norma No Mates so for her to turn down Katie's "make up make up never do it again" says a lot. These two trannies, caked in Wotsit foundation, need to pipe the fuck down. Newsflash ladies (as they say in the gay way whilst snapping fingers Springer-style): No-one cares.
There is a god look at those cellulite love handles
Image 10 of 10 proves it...the foul muncher KD Lang is indeed really a man!
As for Price and Posh...who gives a @*ck!
At least he/she can sing unlike that that unappetising pile of bones, gristle, and Atkins farts VB.
I wanna f*ck Vikki's brains out!
I s'pose Katie could lick the wet spot dry afterwards, but ONLY if she waits until Vikki and I have f*cked off.
I realise I'm being obvious here, but who's started this rumour she has brains?
So VERY fucking funny that the orange cunt blames every fucker else for anything that goes wrong - so it was "about bloody time" that VB said sorry? You have to admire that fucking misplaced arrogance.
As for 3, 4 autobiogs - I didn't even know she could fucking read, never mind write. Who the fuck wants to read her lies about abuse and rape? Cunt
Agreed. Price is just the lesser of the two evils. If it weren't for Beckham, this Lollipop would have been gone from our sights ages ago.