After the weeks earlier escapades, you'd have thought she would be taking it easy (anyone with kids knows it takes bloody AGES to get rid of a hangover), bit not professional party princess Katie!
After popping into Geri Halliwell's party (more of that in another story) she then attacked Movida and Jet Black with a vengeance, dragging her mate Phil Turner with her.
Even though she dumped Alex Reid on telly saying she needs time to be on her own, she was spotted being very close to Anthony Lowther - the stupid dancer she copped off with in Ibiza earlier on in the year.
Two things:
1) If this prick isn't careful, he's going to steal the "Worst dressed ballsack" award from under Johnny Borrel's nose.
2) Katie's minder (He needs a name - can we call him Knuckles?) is now officially amazing. He is like three Ray Winstones wrapped into one. His after shave is simply called "Snooker Hall". I'd like to see him in a fight with that one Amy Winehouse used to have. It would make Fight Club look like Yo Gaba Gaba.
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COMMENTS (11)
"Geri Halliwell's party (more of that in another story)"
No, thanks.
she needs a good talking to. perhaps from ronnie wood.
this is the same chap who deals with russell brand fountain pushers isn't it?
If it is, he's the subject of an assault charge very soon, fucking bullying coward
That chickenhead she's holding hands with should have gone up a shirt size, he's really squeezed himself in there and the buttons are all gaping open. Tool.
whose the turd in pictures 8 & 9?
She really did miss her children when she was in the jungle, didn't she? There we were, thinking she walked out because she realised the British public was never going to tire of voting for her to bob for turds. But no, it's true! She left because she couldn't bear to be away from her children. So she came back, and now spends as much quality time as possible, laying in bed with an ice-pack on her forehead, screaming at the nanny to shut those noisy little cunts up.
I know we've talked about her squinting ways before, but something has gone really wrong with her right eyebrow. Quite rudimentary skill set required surely to get that right?
Her mate is turning into the Tango Smurf - I mean she looks pale and ghaunt compared to his carrott complexion. What an absolute bunch of ridiculous muppets.
She really never fails to remind us what a fucking hated cunt she is, does she? From those ridiculous fucking boots to the plastic teeth. She loves nothing and no-one but her own sorry shitty self, and that includes the 3 brats. That bloke needs to be careful, Alex Reid is still trapped in that vadge, he hasn't been seen since he went around for a sunday roast and two veg?
I love Yo Gaba Gaba but i would love that fight even more.