What is Katie Price hiding from us and why has it taken her so long to cover her face with a paper bag? Price was using one from her 'Commom Whorse' equestrian range and now some (i.e us) are suggesting she's sporting a shiner after stepping into the ring with cage-fighter and aggressive porn star boyfriend Alex Reid...

Just yesterday she covered her windscreen with a towel to shield her face. Careful now, that's how accidents happen...

Now it's being reported that she could be concealing bruises after a boxing practice with Alex Reid ahead of their match against Michelle Heaton and her boyfriend.

Yes, Michelle Heaton and Jordan in a boxing ring. To box. Each other. It's as if they've read our minds. But no doubt they'll be slipping around in their fake tan with their tops off after about five minutes.

Heaton and Price will take on their partners; Hugh Hanley and Reid in the match at the end of the month, described as "extreme combat".

The boxing coach Sol Gilbert, who has been training Price, said:

"It’s going to be a real crowd pleaser."

Especially if it's a fight to the death. (We jest, of course)...