Is there a market on this?

I'm going for the Jordan / Rose West / Karen Matthews tricast.

Oh. I thought it was the chocolate bar. I just went off on one wondering why they were promoting Mum of the Year. Mind you it's still a stinking stunt!

Leave it out! Fucking literally. That might have been where it went a bit wrong for Harvey...

Bounty aren't daft. It's called PR. And at least 29 people now know about Bounty's stink of a stunt. What's a chocolate bar doing running a Mother of the Year campaign? May the Anne Widdecombes of the nutritional world come down on them like lard. That reminds me - what the fuck happened to Doktor Gillian McKeith?

I released this news last night on the Board - have you seen some of the other nominees?? Mel B, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Suzanne Shaw, Myleene Klass, Tess Daly, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Charlotte Church and Samantha Cameron. The only way you get a fucking nomination is to be a banged-up Z-list celeb and pop out a fucking sprog at the end of 9 months. It obviously doesn't take into consideration the upbringing or public behaviour of the munter, sorry, "mother", otherwise half those cunts wouldn't be there.

I wonder why there aren't any unassuming ordinary mothers up there who have to bring up a disabled child on £7.50 a week or overcome any other disabilities to ensure their child is brought up as lovingly and community-minded as possible, to give the "competition" some credibility. Ah, silly me - I forgot, only pregnant cunts get publicity....

Best fucking comment this year!

genius.

It's a baby monitor, she was checking on Harvey

She really is fucking grim. They are having a laugh mother of the year! But that is the media for you!. I bet the phone or what ever it is stinks like a bad day a Billingsgate after being near her waps.

Is that the end of a Shower head!

OMG this really made me larf............................................... I know what you mean though

Who on earth nominated the bitch- Hitler ?

This'll probably get deleted.... but when you consider that the one person being spared any knowledge of all of this is Harvey, then it makes you think perhaps there IS a God

Oh, hello, lunch, didn't think I'd be seeing you again, all over my desk.

And their hunting.

If that vapid spooge flannel was my mum, I'd nail bomb my own face.

This is actually quite sad.

Although these awards are not really something that you can take seriously when Kerry Katona has been mum of the year for the past 2 or 3.

. . . and their coconut-based confectionary

Perhaps we should all let Bounty know we're boycotting their crappy papers towels as a result.

She could well win it chaps - especially if she turns up. I hear her greatest competition for mothering skills comes from Shannon Matthews' mum, who is unable to attend this year's festivities.

So that's where my fucking remote went to. Could be lost tribes up there

She produced the kids and there is no hope for them - they will turn out to be just as loathsome as her. Unless they are adopted by someone normal they dont stand a chance.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

The world has lost it, the fact that this orange shit-stain on the pants of humanity is allowed to even have children is bad enough but for her to receive an award for doing so is...well...errm...there is actually no phrase or metaphor that I can use to explain how wrong this is.

*places head on desk in despair*

P.S. Busty - thanks for the picture, one for the family scrapbook there

Don't forget to consider their reaction when kids in the school playground show them their mother's 'porn' 'film' on their mobiles. Anyone else seen it?

*Runs screaming into therapy*

** I use the word 'film' in the post modern ironic sense of some poorly lit home made footage of Ms Price looking extremely bored whilst getting shunted by whichever football player was closest at the time.

*** I use the word 'porn' in the loosest possible sense here. Although you can clearly see what's going on, I have never seen a woman look so bored whilst having sex. Maybe its that she genuinely can't act or maybe the bloke she was with was not doing it right.

Who knows..........who cares? Except I bet her kids are going to get pretty sick of seeing it.

LEAVE JORDAN ALOOONE!!!!1111ELEVENTY

she's a classy lady.

I would like to nominate Unseemly Dog Posture as the HM login name of the year. It just makes me laugh.

*does joey deacon face*

Watching a Harry Potter movie the other night....Spooky!!

This truly beggars belief. Wonder what the kids make of uncle/auntie Alex??? What a pair of role models for ultimate cunthood. Whichever inbred council rat compiles the shortlist for this crock of arse gravy wants shooting.

Won't somebody, please, think of the children?

lest we forget also, previous winner Mrs Kerry Katona...

Presumably Kate Moss is somewhere on the list as well?

i've been expecting this.

perhaps it will be the event that finally tips the balance between the reality/bullshit interface...rather than allow this harridan to further vindicate her facile, putrid existence.

or perhaps she'll get another series and write another book.

excellent choice of first pic, mr hm.